Written on Saturday, January 31, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Have you watched South Park before? It's an animated television comedy series famous for its stupid jokes (well i wouldnt call it stupid but, famous for its cool jokes! :D), parody and controversies. The main characters of the series revolves around 4 boys :
Eric Cartman - the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his weight. He is in denial of his obesity and often reassuring people by exclaiming "I am not fat, I'm big boned!!"
Kyle Broflovski - Kyle is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is Jewish, especially by Cartman. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary" friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.
Stan Marsh - Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has asthma, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger; he experienced significant trauma after she dumped him.
Kenny McCormick - Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to guess at what he has said.
As an animated series, i believe that most of the kids want to watch it including YOU. but sadly most parents wont agree with you because they believe that this show could make you behave like a crap and will somehow turn you into a jackass. Well, after watching 7 seasons of South Park and countless hours spent in front my comp, it makes me ponder over the important lesson taken from each episode, and as the boys usually would say in the series : "You know what? I've learnt something today.."
That's why I'm writing this post to show how you guys could convince your parents about how important South Park is and how you could learn something from it. For this part of the post, I would like to share about what you will learn while watching South Park in MEDICAL point of view.
1. Pinkeye
Etiology
The Mir space station crashes into Kenny, killing him only 25 seconds into the show. He is taken to the morgue where he is drained and filled with embalming fluid, however, the coroner's bottle of Worcestershire sauce falls into the embalming fluid and turns Kenny into a zombie. He breaks out of the morgue, biting the two coroners on his way out.
Symptoms
At the local doctor’s office, the morgue workers have their vitals taken: Their temperatures are only 55°F (13°C), they have no pulse, no heartbeat, and their eyes are puffy and sticky. The doctor diagnoses this as pinkeye. The two morgue workers are acting normally, responding to the doctor's diagnosis, until they say they have an urge to eat brains.
Treatment
Kill the main host - Kenny
2. Conjoined Twin Myslexia a.k.a Fetus in fetu
Etiology
A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.
Fetus in fetu (or fœtus in fœtu) is a developmental abnormality: a mass of tissue inside the body that more or less resembles a fetus. There are two theories of origin concerning fetus in fetu. One theory is that the mass begins as a normal fetus but becomes enveloped inside its twin. The other theory is that the mass is a highly developed teratoma. Fetus in fetu is estimated to occur in 1 in 500,000 live births.
Symptoms
The patients usually angrily declares that he/she does not want any extra attention or special treatment, and that by doing so they make him/her feel singled out and only wants to be harassed and ridiculed just like everybody else in the town and storms away.
Treatment
Give a Lifetime Achievement Award
3. Chinkenpox
Etiology
Highly contagious illness caused by primary infection with varicella zoster virus (VZV). It generally begins with a vesicular skin rash appearing in two or three waves, mainly on the body and head rather than the hands and becoming itchy raw pockmarks, small open sores which heal mostly without scarring.
Usually it is better to have it while you are still young so parents tend to expose their child to chickenpox.
Symptoms
Exposed children usually tend to take a revenge on their parents for wanting them to get chickenpox.
Treatment
Calymine lotion, go see Old Frida, a local prostitute who has a herpes infection in her mouth, who they pay to go to their homes and lick, touch and otherwise mess with their parents' stuff to give them all herpes.
4. Spontaneous Combustions
Etiology
Occur when Kyle's dad is having a problem to get an erection. Also, it will happen when you hold yourself from farting for a very long time.
Symptoms
Having a mind set that methane gas from the fart may cause global warming.
Treatment
It is recommended to fart every few seconds. Have Cartman to be crucified in order for him to be ressurrected and give Kyle's dad an erection.
5. Interorectogestion
Etiology
When parents refuse to tell their children why someone would shove something in the ass
Symptoms
Change the bet money that you won into single dollar bills
Mechanism of Action
Treatment
Let Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.
So, what are you waiting for? Show this post to your parents and you are good to go! :D~ Btw, just a little reminder for you guys from South Park Elementary's Counselor.. smoking and drugs are bad..mmmkayy?? See you on the next post! Chiaoz~
P/S : Pictures and videos are courtesy of www.southparkstudios.com - Watch Full Episodes of South Park Online!!
Written on Sunday, January 25, 2009 by KayChink
YO! CHINGUS~
Finally the torture has ended!! Just cleared my operative surgery exam few days back and I was sooOo tired to write a blog. Just had a terrible headache maybe due to lack of sleep or improper sleeping regime. Playing poker until 930am is not a good thing, but yeah, i had fun betting my ass off.. huhuhuuuu~
Now i am having my winter break and this time i am having it fully and properly because before this i have to prepare for the exams and other stuff. What else to do during this holiday? Most of my friends spend their holidays out of moscow. Layla and Abs went to Egypt, Alyn is going to UK this evening, some went on an European tour. But being stuck here in Moscow isn't that bad because I still have friends here to hang around with. I can play poker next door, go shopping and eating out with Fiey and Mags and right now i have a new addiction - Singstar~!!
2 more items have been crossed out from the list of Barang-barang keperluan Akew~
1. Logitech ClearChat PC Wireless
2. Hugo Boss Energise
Actually i have another item but it cant be crossed yet. :P~
Well, that's all for now CHINGUS~gotta cook briyani chicken after this. Yummm~ Cya!!
P/S : Sorry if sometimes I couldnt answer your nudges in IM.. you know why!! La-la-la-la~
Let's sing till you drop~!!
Written on Thursday, January 15, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Hari tu kitorang kat sini tengok citer antoo indon. Tajuknya "Sumpah Pocong di Sekolah". Citer pasal 3 kawan ni buat hal kat sekolah dan utk buktikan diorang ni tak bersalah, sorang mamat ni pun bersumpah pocong. Mengikut citer ni, kalau orang yg bersumpah tu tipu, nyawanya akan diambil~! So, memang la terbukti yang mamat tu bohong. kalau tak dibuktikannya bohong, citer ni tak jadi la kan? hehehe! So sepanjang beberape hari hidupnya di asrama sekolah, banyak kejadian2 aneh yang memang membuatkan diri anda yang menonton ini ketar sampai bulu roma di kaki!!
Memang tak rugi la tengok citer ni. Mags dgn Abs siap menjerit2 bila nampak Antoo tu kuar! Kanchana plak tak berhenti2 bercakap maybe sbb nak cover dirinya yang memang sedang dihantui tu.
Meh, kita tengok trailer dia. Ni pun dah cukup serammm~ kalau tengok citer dia sepenuhnya, jangan tengok sorang-sorang yea? nanti ada je yang menemani korang. HUHUHUHUUHU~
Tengok plak pukul 4 am..lagi la serammm~ dahlah kat luar sejuk je.. terasa la angin-angin malam yang dingin membelai badan. Lepas citer tu abes, kitorang sambung citer hantu sendiri sampai la pukul 9am!! masing-masing takut nak tido kot~ Hohohohoho!
Memang best citer antoo kat sekolah ni. Lebih-lebih lagi kalau sekolah tu dah tuaa. lagi banyak la citer hantunya. Cam kat VI, sekolah yang dah hampir 116 tahun ni, banyak la misteri-misteri yang ada sampai sekarang pun tak tau benar atau tidak. Nak tau ape misteri yang best kat VI? Meh baca article ni...
MYTH 1:
"The bodies of prisoners who were said to have been tortured were also said to be strewn all over the school field. Today several tombstones lying near the school hostels bear testimony to this". The Victorian 1985, page 80.
FACT:
There are no reports anywhere in the school magazines after the war about bodies strewn over the school field. There is only one tombstone near the hostel. If you decipher the characters on the gravestone, you will find that they refer to a woman buried there in the reign of the Chinese emperor Kuang Hsu which was from 1875 to 1908, long before the World War II. The school is built on what used to be the Petaling Hill Chinese Cemetery before the 1930s, so the presence of a Chinese grave is not a great surprise. But it is definitely not that of a Japanese victim.
ChinguKay VICTORIAN 2003 : During my time, there was one time they found human bones in a pot during renovations of the school compound and it was on the news. If I was not mistaken, Bulletin Utama, TV3. I was once told by my seniors, during the renovations of the school field for piping system, lots of the human skeletons were found and they were scattering all over the field!!
MYTH 2:
(A) "The school planted palm trees in honour of the teachers who were killed in the war." The Victorian 1985, page 80.(B) "....Royal Palm Trees - planted in memory of the 33 VI teachers who died in World War II" (See how a myth gets embellished over time?). The Victorian 1989, page 41; The Victorian 1997, page 13.
FACT:
(A) There is no such record in any of the school magazines. As shown in this photo taken in July 1941 (five months before the Pacific War began) palm trees are already flourishing in the background of this group of scouts! In fact, as reported in the Victorian of 1991, Old Boy Mr. S. Robert, when asked in an interview about these palms, said that the trees had been planted in 1928 "purely for decorative purposes".
It is a fact, however, that in 1949, some 10 yellow flame trees (peltophorum) - not palm trees - were planted in memory of some teachers and pupils who died in the war. This was reported in the 1949 Victorian. It is also confirmed by the School Captain of that time, Dato' Dr. R. S. McCoy, who remembers planting two trees himself, not in memory of anyone who died, but as School Captain and as School Hockey Captain.
(B) As reported in the Victorian of 1946, only 7 VI teachers died in World War II - G. Burgess, F. Cobb, H.D. Grundy, E.W. Reeve, A. C. Strahan, G.C. Tacchi, and T.L. White. (Their names are also on the war memorial in the V.I. Museum.) One local teacher, K. Thambirajah, died during the Japanese occupation. It is rather baffling where the number 33 came from, considering that the pre-war VI staff numbered only around twenty!
ChinguKay VICTORIAN 2003 : When I was teaching my juniors a bagpipe song, suddenly one of the trees fell and nearly hit one of them! Luckily he was able to jump on time. Maybe they were mad at us because we were too noisy! LoL~
MYTH 3:
(A) "An interesting feature about the school building is the bell which hangs from the school tower. Legend has it that the bell was from the warship Repulse which was sunk together with the Prince of Wales by the Japanese in 1941 during World War II. However, no proof substantiating this can be found" The Victorian 1985, page 80.
(B) "The School bell from HMS Malaya - presented in honour of the VI teachers who went down with the ship in World War II". The Victorian 1989, page 41; The Victorian 1997, page 13.
FACT:
(A) The Repulse and the Prince of Wales were indeed sunk in December 1941 in the South China Sea off Kuantan by the Japanese, which can be confirmed, without too much effort, in any war history book. However, the bell hanging under the school tower comes from the HMS Malaya. This ship fought in World Wars I and II and survived and was decommissioned after the war. The watch bell of this ship was presented to the school by British Rear Admiral H.J. Egerton in a solemn ceremony witnessed by a large gathering including the Raja Muda of Perak, the Chief Justice, and senior government officials on September 12, 1947. It was also broadcast live and filmed by the Malayan Film Unit. This entire event is chronicled on pages 3 to 8 in The Victorian of 1948 and the contents are reproduced in the article "Presentation of the HMS Malaya Watch Bell" in this web page.
(B) Since the HMS Malaya never went down, the story of VI teachers who supposedly went down with it must belong to the realm of fantasy.
MYTH 4:
"Legend has it that if it (the HMS Malaya Bell) is rung, the whole of Kuala Lumpur will be engulfed in a disastrous flood". The Victorian 1988, page 66.
FACT:
Again, check the feature "Presentation of the HMS Malaya Watch Bell" and read carefully those three speeches. No one in his right mind, not the VI headmaster at that time, not the Admiral, not the Governor, would ever wish this disaster on the poor people of KL. (Indeed, in its first years at the VI, the Bell was rung daily by the School Captain for nothing more calamitous than the announcement of the start of school.)
At the 1947 presentation, Rear Admiral Egerton said in his speech, "... So now I will ring 8 bells to say farewell to HMS Malaya and eight more to mark the inception of a new period, when I hope this bell will be an inspiration to those who hear it struck and perhaps ponder for a moment on its past history".
The Governor, Sir Edward Gent, said this at the conclusion of his speech, "Admiral, the Government and people of Malaya gratefully accept the ship's bell as a perpetual reminder to us all of the good ship Malaya and her loyal service in His Majesty's Navy, and as a perpetual reminder to ourselves here, and to succeeding generations in this country, of our comradeship with the Royal Navy and the cause of Empire defence."
The VI headmaster, Mr F. Daniel, said, "... to be given a bell with such a history and such associations is a great privilege; but we fully realize that great privileges imply great responsibilities."
MYTH 5:
"Tandas 206 yang terletak di sebelah kiri kantin pula telah digunakan oleh pehak Jepun sebagai tempat untuk memenggal kepala orang tawanan." The Victorian 1987, page 59.
FACT:
The boys' toilet, with building number 206, was built in late 1961, at the same time as the present canteen, by the then headmaster, Dr G.E.D. Lewis. This was at least 16 years after the Pacific War ended! Apart from 206 being a code word for the boys' toilet (an inside joke that dates way back to 1962), there is no history to the toilet.
This photograph, taken by me, shows members of the VI Horticultural Society posing exactly where the entrance to 206 is (that's the school incinerator at the left in the background and the school carpenter's shack on the right). The year is 1956 - eleven years after the war ended and still no 206 built yet. So how could it be around during the war?
ChinguKay VICTORIAN 2003 : If you go to VI you'll notice that there are no mirrors in the toilets! Why? well...you know why!! huhuhu! I was once told that there were cases where students could see something 'paranormal' in the toilet when there were mirrors. After that, all the mirrors were removed and remain that way until now... so, jangan pandai-pandai bawak cermin sendiri pulak! You have been warned!! One more thing, dont EVER go to the toilet alone during the night. Drag your friends along or you'll end up making new 'friends' :D~!!
And about that 206 toilet, during my time the toilet was sealed and it was forbidden for students to enter. Tempat tu KERAS my seniors kata.. But they couldn't take it down it for some reasons...
I haven't got the chance to stay in the school hostel and I am sure there are a lot of ghost stories yet to be told. Headless Japs Army, Mysteries of the VI clock tower, secret tunnel, ect. More of the Myths and Mysteries on the next part of the post! See ya Chingus~ CHIAOZ~
Written on Friday, January 09, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus~!!
I know most of you cant wait for the second part of Animalia Tube. Now, be happy coz you can laugh your ass off.....again!!
This time I'll combine some people as the commentators to make it more interesting and FUN!
Now clear the floor for you to ROFL and empty your stomach for you to LOL. LOL~
Enjoy~
Giraffe: Not in Estrus? No Thanks!
With that ridiculously long neck of theirs, mating is hard work for male giraffes. So, when a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the "fleshmen sequence" to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.
Actually, "court" may be too strong a word: the male giraffe basically follows her around until she gives in and lets him have her!
Abs : It is easy for me, I got the shortest neck among you guys... tha - ha - ha!!
Mags : Yea.... that's because you are a Fat Ass Malayali!
Abs : Goddammit! I ain't fat, I am big boned!
Shorty : Yea rite, people call me shorty and I don't give a shit! Still I can own you guys!! tra-ha-ha!!
Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.
In Disney’s animated movie Finding Nemo, the animators forgot to tell you one thing about clownfish: they can change gender!
Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.
If the female dies (or gets fished, I suppose), the male will change sex and become the female! Then the largest of the non-breeding males will get a promotion to become the breeding male.
Abs : Holy shit! I'll be the breeding male 24-7! I don't want to be a girl like you guys!
Mags : Yea rite, remember you screamed like a girl when Kay and I were hunting the rats??
Vicks : We got a rat in our room???? Noooooooooooooo!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!
Panda : Who cares about sex? let's eat!! tra-la-la~
For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex - that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!
Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.
Vicks : Noobs.. Only WoW and DotA can REALLY make you High~
Abs : That is so sick man! Watching panda make out is just not my thing..yuck!
Mags : It is like watching yourself in action ah, Abs?? Traaaaa HA HA!!
Argentine Lake Duck: Very Well-Endowed, Can Even Lasso a Female.
The Argentine lake duck may be small, but don’t take pity on it. See, the drake (male duck) of the lowly fowl has the longest penis of any bird species in the world.
From head to tail, the Argentine lake duck measures about 17 inches. That also happens to be the length of its corkscrew-shaped penis when stretched out. The tip of the penis is soft and brush-like, which the drake uses to brush away sperms deposited by a previous suitor.
University of Alaska Kevin McCracken explains that the ducks are promiscuous, and the long penis may be an evolutionary adaptation for the males to become more attractive to the females. That, and the drake also uses his penis to "lasso" a female who tries to escape from it.
Vicks : Hey Gringos~ People don't call me Shorty for nothing! This is so IMBA and shit. Tra-HA-HA
Abs : There's no point having a long weener but no meat in it! Dha-HA-HA~!!
Vicks : You see Abs.. you didn't get my point. Having a long one is better coz my litttle babies here can swim straight to big momma.
Abs : Yea, but when big momma got so many babies she will get so pissed and slice your so called "cockscrew wee wee" like slicing the cucumber.
Mags : Haaa.. started la.. (knocking on the wall for Bob - his imaginary friend)
Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.
How do porcupines mate? If you answer: "carefully," you’d only be half right - it’s also "bizarrely." Indeed, porcupines have a very bizarre mating habit:
First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year! Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!
If the female wasn’t impressed, she’ll scream and shake off the urine. But, if she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!
Abs : 12 hours in a year??? Then I'll have to FORCE myself to please her until I dry my weener out? Hell, NO woman! Screw you, I'm leaving!!
Mags : Thank God you were not a porcupine! if not, there would be Lesbians in that species! Cheers~
Vicks : You see Abs.. you didn't get it. Porcupines are rodents with a coat of sharp spines, or quills, that defend them from predators...(bla-bla-bla).. IMBA and shit.
Mags : Haa.. started again.. BOB~
Argonaut: Detachable Penis
Argonaut or paper nautilus is a weird species of octopus. First, they have a highly divergent sexual dimorphism. That’s science-speak for the difference in body sizes between males and females. A female argonaut grows up to 10 cm (~ 4 in.) with shells as large as 45 cm (~ 18 in.) The male, however, is only 2 cm (3/4 in) long!
But that’s not why argonaut is on this list. The male argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus. When meeting a female it fancies, the male then detaches its penis to swim by itself to the female!
Abs : Holy shit~ I think it went away again for love!! Take that bitches~
Mags : Oii Abs!! Stop contaminating the floor with your Pendejo (think his wee wee detachable..what a cunt)
Shorty : Once again, I would like to emphasize. People don't call me shorty for nothing.. Tra-la-la~
Bowerbird: Obsessive Decorator of Bachelor Pad
To attract a mate, the male bowerbird builds an amazingly complex structure called a bower. It is made of twigs and often shaped like a small hut.
The male bird then decorates his "bachelor pad" bower with a variety of objects as gifts: flowers, feathers, stones, and even bits of discarded plastics and glass. Hundreds of pieces are carefully arranged in monochromatic themes (i.e. all blue items). The bird is so anal that it will get really angry if you mess up its pile (say, by putting one differently colored pebble in its pile).
The male bowerbird spends hours sorting and arranging things. In fact, it will break its focus only to go to a different males’ bowers to steal stuff and mess the place up!
Mags : What the hell Abs! I just arranged my food according to its shape and taste!
Abs : Sorry dey, it's just...i'm so hungry and shit.. I don't know what to cook and in fact, i don't know how. Eh, can I pow your chilly powder and eggs ah?
Mags : Yea sure-sure. Shooo shooo!! I'm just about to get high on this food...dammit!!
Vicks : Mags ahh, can I pow a little bit of sugar? also.. do you still have some rice left?
Mags : Dammit!!!
Here's an unposted scene from Animalia Tube Part 1
Mags : “I’m warning you, mating with the queen is a bad idea. When you do, your weener breaks off.”
Abs : “Whatever, I just can't help it, I'm so high and shit.”
Mags : “We’ve seen it happen. That’s why most of the colony is staying home.”
Abs : “You’re just trying to freak me out! You want her for yourself, you cunt!"
Mags : “It’s the truth. If you - ”
Abs : (flies away)
Mags : “Idiot.”
Love it? Like it? Had fun with it? Now take it! hehehe~ there are more to come on the next Animalia Tube! Hope you guys can keep your butt on the chair and not going wild about it. hoho~ See you on the next post! Chiowz~
Written on Wednesday, January 07, 2009 by KayChink
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you.
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do.
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing.
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true.
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing.
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true.
When you wished upon those stars
Makes no difference who you are
Your dreams have come true.
Life is full of surprises. we just dont know where it will lead us to for life is something that need to be discovered and to be learnt. Sometimes, the path leads to unexpected ends and sometimes it may lead to happy or sad endings.
We began our first step in life with nothing, only with a mere aim - to stay on the correct pathway. along the pathway,we might meet another person who eventually might be on the same path as ours. they feel our sadness and sorrow, have our happiness and blissfull moments, understand our hardship and suffering,and share our tears and smiles. They, are described as 'the family' to us, the guidance, the guardian, our friends..
There are lots of obstacles along the path as well as challenges to be encountered and at that moment, we will realise that it is not to be confronted alone. we need the encouragement and the support from the others as well. The path we took illustrates our future. like the time, it can't be turned back from what it was. all we can do is to learn from our past and look back upon it with pride, to look forward towards its future.
Sacrifices ought to be made in order to stay on the right track. without it, the path that we chose will be surrounded with darkness and loneliness. To build the relationship with other people requires sacrifices and also trust. Sacrifice means forfeiture of something highly valued for the sake of one considered to have a greater value, being able to give the time, effort, love and smile during the hard times, misery, difficulties or crisis for the well-being of someone that is so dear to us, without expecting any return. Even the effort to make them smile is considered as a sacrifice.
Every people has his/her own way of building the relationship. some created it simply without trust. some have many friends without knowing anything about them. some choose their friends too particularly and become picky. some have found their friends, but never last long because they are too lazy to keep in touch. maybe because they are too busy finding the new one. some have friends and trying their best to know about them but when everything seems to go on just fine, they are left away by their friends..alone.
People make mistakes and then learn from it. that's how things work. for that, they deserve a second chance in order for them to compensate for their blunders and reconstruct a new bridge of that relationship with new promises and dreams, for they were once broken and forgotten.
Therefore,staying together is not an easy task. the path that you have chosen can be misleading and need a guidance. if in any condition your path was seperated from each other,don't be depressed, sad or mortified.. wish upon the stars for your path to cross again and when you have found someone special along the way, offer them your hand and never let it go. put them together in your heart and thoughts and never ever give up on them. Cherish all your moments together and forever, you'll never walk alone.
Written on Friday, January 02, 2009 by KayChink
Dear CHINGUS..
Recently i just got a great piece of advice from a 12 year old boy. He said that life is like reciting the ABCs. We have to start from A then B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y only then we can finally reach our destination.. Z. It was a great advise..from a 12 year old boy. I wouldn't ever thought about that when I was in his age! All I know during that time were... "ohh yea, i want to date that girl and i dont give a crap what will happen next", or.. "what?? u want an advice from me?? okay.. let's see.. do anything you wish as long as it could make you happy." During that time I never thought that life is that important.. U missed one alphabet, then you are a goner..you'll never reach your destination.
Life is never complete without going through obstacles. remember the first time you learn the ABCs? or counting 1,2,3?? remember how tough that was?? Remember this ?? A... for Apple! B... for Boy.. C..for Cat! then your teacher or ur parents will be like.. Ohh..pandai~ D..for??? ermm..ermmm.. Dick! ehh.. nooo hahaha!! say that, then you gonna get a tight bitch slap from them!! Huhu.. Then, you'll learn that saying that out loud is not good..so you'll stop saying that. I dont know why Abs can still say that happily in front of people, maybe a tight bitch slap was not enough for him.. hmm..well, he'll learn.. :D
As we fall and stumble hard, we'll learn that as long as we could stand back on our feet we could reach anything beyond our imagination. As long as we really determined to do what we want, anything is possible. When we were learning the ABCs, we had the happiest moment in our life rite? we sang the ABC song, as the our teachers and parents were trying their very best just for the sake of us reciting the ABC completely. Why? They were trying to teach us the meaning of life. I dunno about you guys but during my day, I had fun learning the ABCs, colouring the alphabets and playing with the learning toys but not by having a cane waiting for me when i recite it wrongly. Huhu.. Well, anyhow.. be thankful we didn't end up by becoming an illiterate person. :D
However, people make mistakes and sometimes you might miss one of the alphabets as you walk along the ABCs lane. Don't worry.. you can always turn back and try again. After all, practise makes perfect and you'll never could learn ABCs in just one day! it may take you years.. and if you dumb enough, you might need to memorise the ABC song everyday before you go to sleep. Instead of having Westlife's full album in your mp3 player, why not having a full set of songs from Barney's? hahahahaha! I love you.. you love me.. we are happy family! i just love that song... I just watch the show only to see its ending song. :P..yea.. i watched Barney. Why? U never watched Barney before? how sad.. he's like the cutest thing ever! ;P! Owh yea.. remember Sesame Street?? Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monsters, Snuffy.. hahaha..those were classics~ weeee~
So, as you walk along the journey of your life, remember that all the hardship you've been through will never worth a penny if you didn't cherish and learn from it. Life is complicated, hard and fun at the same time. Those are the things that give the meaning of life and even if sometimes you find it hard to reach the goal, take your time and look around. There is always someone for you to grab on because the other important thing that you need to bring along your journey is Love. It is the essence of life. Without it, you'll never reach Z and I bet, you'll never pass C~!! or maybe after D coz.. it is easy to remember. LOL~
I would like to thank the 12 year old boy for the wise advise and this post is dedicated to him. May his life filled with joy and happiness. Take care lil bro, and if you accidently stumbled, remember you'll always have someone to hold on to. Thanks for reading, Chingus!! Good luck in everything you do and most important of all, may you guys find your letter Z. If you having a hard time finding it, just watch that video and learn... hahaha!
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