AnimaliaTUBE Part 1

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Written on Thursday, November 13, 2008 by KayChink

Tired of watching humans do it? Have a break and instead of wasting your time RedTube-ing, why don't you expand your knowledge and read these true facts~!! 


There are some positions for human to satisfy themselves and some are quite bizzare and hardcore (it is not like i've watched them.. thanks to Abz, I can imagine how different positions could give different results. Hell, he got the signs of sex poster attached on his door!) Damn~ 

Alrite, back to our real post... Did you know that some insects genitals explode during sex? If I were Abz, I would say.. "Giler, mesti buat ganas tuh! Syok ahh".. And laugh out loud. Well, there's a logic scientific explanation for that.

1. Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles
A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen. But tell that to the dead drone whose penis just exploded.

Abz : (laugh out loud).. Sakit dowh

2. Bonobo: Make Love Not War

Who said that violence is the 

only way to solve fights over food or territory? Instead of fighting, Bonobos have sex! Actually, their whole societal structure seems to revolve around sex.

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange "penis fencing" ritual!

Abz : Damn~ Call me too next time and i'll show you who's the king of the jungle (laugh out loud)

3. Flatworm: Make Love AND War.

If bonobos "penis fence" as foreplay, flatworms do it for real.

For flatworms, sex is more like war than love. Like all sea slugs, flatworms are hermaphrodites (they have both male and female sexual organs). In this case, the male organ turns out to be two dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as well as mate. During mating, two flatworms fight (i.e. "penis fence") to stab each other, while avoiding getting stabed.

The "loser" who gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and then scoots off to bear the burden of motherhood!

Abz : Don't come near me you cock banger!! I'll break your little weiner and shove it into your dog's ass. (laugh out loud)

4. Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

Strange Fact 1. The annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming "mating ball."

Strange Fact 2. Like many snakes, the male garter snake has two penises, called "hemipenes," on each side of its body. The male will try to use the best-positioned penis to mate with the female in the center of the mating ball.

Strange Fact 3. As if the two facts above aren’t strange enough, turns out there is a "she-male" snake who releases pheromones just like the females do (and fools hundreds of other males to pile up on him/her). Why? Scientists think that this gives the she-male warmth and protection (and attention, too, I’m sure).

Abz : Alrite, an orgy!! I only have one wee-wee and it will always be on its best position. SMDB!! (laugh out loud)

5. Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

Female hyenas wear the pants in the family. They’re bigger and stronger than the males. And definitely much more aggressive. Heck, they even got balls. Really.

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Abz : Holy shit! Get your ass off me woman! *Puked* (not laughing because it is a very serious business..)

6. Gorilla: Big, But Not So Big.

Let’s end this lengthy article with the gorillas, the largest of all living primates.


Upside: Mature male gorillas, called silverbacks, are huge (up to 425 lb., sometimes even more). A silverback lives in a troop of 5 up to 30 females, with which he mates all year long. There is little competition for females, since a large silverback is scary and can easily protect its group from challengers.

Downside: 1 1/2 inch (~ 4 cm) penis. (Yeah, no competition for females remember?). So, remember that next time someone say you’re an "800-lb gorilla" - it may just be an insult!

Abz : What the hell are you looking at?? (We are all laughing) 

Thanks Abz, you are truly a great friend. 





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