Written on Friday, May 29, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
It has always been a tradition in the room 8-12 to watch Manchester United matches. Especially the big ones. We will have a makan-makan while enjoying the glorious moments of our kick ass team kick other teams' asses. There will be lots of cheering.. booing (especially to Cristiano Ronaldo who always dives and makes romantic dramas about how awful it was to be tackled while dancing with the ball) Last year was the bomb. Being able to see Bah's face changed when John Terry's slipped and missed the penalty kick was the highlights that night and when Van der Sar made the save was simply tremendous. Me and Mags were jumping, we were practically danced mindlessly and Bah was well.. it was sad for her, enough said. hahahaa!!
And Fiey.. "He is crying~!! Ronaldo is crying! How cute...adhhjfdkdfkadfabiwhr*&&^$&" (i simply typed it that way because it is really nauseating)
Well, that was last year's story. This year the story got twisted a bit. Well..actually it has gone the other way around. Ferguson and the players got their own reasons why they couldn't retain the title but do you want to know what are the true reasons behind the damnation of the Devils?? This is how the story begins...
Time : 11.35-12.30pm
Location : Classroom, Obstetrics & Gynecology Hospital
Me dozing off - This is one of the reason why they didn't win. Lack of sleep = lack of energy. No energy = cannot kick the ball properly and will lead to lack of possession of the ball.
*Still, I got a 5 (Russian grading for A).. My advise : Sleeping during that cycle is not an option, it's a MUST.
Time : 2.37pm
Venue : Room 8-12
Lunch during the big day- Shaurma and milk juice. Not really filling but enough to stuff my stomach
3.02pm
I made up my bed, very uncanny. huhu! I have lots of pillow, please don't mind about them. ;)
Done chopping the chicken. It was for the rendang that we were going to make and to be eaten with Nasi Lemak.
9.18pm
Happily went into my belly~
10.12pm
Reason no. 2 - Pre-match with PS2 and a piece of banana. Winning the match in Fifa 09 will always give you false hope. However if you lose, something might not turn out to be good. Eating a piece of banana alone won't help. Better to have it along with telur separuh masak dengan kicap sket..
Protein + Salt = Improve nervous reflexes and as a result : He-who-shouldn't-has-his-name mentioned won't got ooopped by Eto'o
In 30 minutes the game is going to start and Fiey still in bed, reading a novel instead of warming up. Another reason why the players were not fit to play in the game
What?? kopek kulit timun before the match?? I bet Fergie will be super-pissed and instead of kicking a boot in my face himself, he'll ask Pep to join him kick after the count of 3! Or worst comes to worst, he'll ludah his Champions League chewing gum that he kept for the last 25 matches straight into my mouth!!
no winning chewing gum = losing the match horribly (sigh..)
note : notice the hair... baru bangun okay..
10.43pm
muka pre-match yang tengah 'semang'... even-though the result was not on our side, the semangat will always remain in our hearts. Manchester United for LIFE!!!
10.51pm
masa untuk memenuhkan perut! Abs was supporting Barca that night. no surprise, he'll support any team that wins. Alyn was supporting England, representing all the clubs it seemed. hehe!
10.59pm
Our long lost, relegated Newcastle United fan marched in with a smirk in his face. Predicting Barca's win a week before the game was extraordinary but how about predicting your team to stay in the Premier League instead? LoL~
First 9 minutes and 59 sec Man United showed their awesome skills and potentials, it looked like we were gonna whoop Barca's ass and Ronaldo was going all semangat and shit. Just when we got our hopes up high...
It shredded into pieces!! Eto'o managed to ooopped Man United's defender and scored a goal for Barca. Nothing could describe how demoralizing it was... and as for the Barca's side,
"Owhhh.. look who just got bitched by Eto'o!!! Eto'o my man~!! Glory-glory Barcelona~!!"
"See, I told you right, tonight is Barca's"
The atmosphere has turn out to be more intense! However, Barca has the advantage of handling the pressure really well. They contained the ball and keeping their possession splendidly. Rooney was like running round and round without getting near the ball. Ronaldo ballet dance didn't contribute much in the game but instead beating the hell out of Puyol. hahahahaha!!
On the 70th minute Lionel Messi netted another one for Barca. Proven that he is better player than Ronaldo and with his speed and skills really gave a major impact to Man Utd defence.
We thought that Man U could repeat their 1999 comeback but miracles won't happen twice. Their 25 unbeaten record has perished in the hands of the Calatan team, proving their motto, "Més que un club" (More than a club), Barcelona was indeed kicking ass that night.
The match itself has shown why our team lost without even needing a word to describe. As Alex Ferguson said, "Now we have to come back stronger. That’s what we do at this club. We have to accept it, we’ve been beaten by the better team. Next season, we’ll be stronger.”
It's okay to lose the Cup. We have indeed achieved more than just a Cup. All the thrills and excitements in this season we had, were awesome. Even that night, the feelings stayed the same and next season I'm so certain it will be Legen..... wait for it, DARY~!!
With that, it concludes the chronicles of The Day the Devils Stood Still. Please enjoy the post-match video. Chiaoz~!! ;)
Written on Sunday, May 24, 2009 by KayChink
Everyone's life is governed by an internal rule of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion, but Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code.
Well, people always think that laws are made to be broken. but for me, there are rules/laws that are not to be violated or you will suffer the consequences (or as been written in the Bro Code, permanent dis-Broment)
History said, the earliest ever recorded Bro Code was attempted by Barnabas Stinson back in 1776. (4th of July, to be exact, the day America achieved its independence.. not a surprise actually because the code was found behind the declaration of independence - there was really no map behind it!!). Over the years Bros have amended and added rules, but Stinson's elegant words remain as the glorious preamble to the Bro Code.
Found by Barney "Awesome" Stinson in an undisclosed, vacuum sealed, bullet proof chamber, 2 stories beneath the sea level, this document was replicated for the sake of the Bros and I will always consider myself lucky living this long to tell you the awesome 150 articles of The Bro Code...(it took me 3 days to finish reading it, so in this post I'll post the important ones only)
Prepare yourself to be Bro-ed..dude. *Chicks, this is merely a fiction, don't even bother reading.. really.. it is just a made up story. ;)
Article 1 - Bros before ho's
The bond between 2 men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
Chingu's Amendment : No applicable for a guy who already has a girlfriend. You see, the bond is much stronger between them. They clung to each other so much and even in some cases, ditched their Bros to do their own activities. Bros, come on.. you guys are not sleeping with each other right? That would violate Article 144!
Article 2 - A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
Chingu's Amendment : Not applicable on Queen Bee. Seriously, you won't like the result.
Article 6 - A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of the other Bros in a gym locker room.
Chingu's Amendment : None. That is so true. Especially when your wee-wee is lesser than 5.5118 inches. In that case, cover yourself. (at least with your palm)
Corollary : If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage: "If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.
Article 8 - A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.
There are no sentiments between Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and the emotional distance of electronic mail. The following are a few emails for any Brocassion succinctly get the message across without costing you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card.
SYMPATHY
To : Bro
From : Bro
Subject : Dude
Sorry, Bro
CONGRATULATIONS
To: Bro
From : Bro
Subject: Bro!
Nice, Bro!
GET WELL SOON
To:Bro
From : Bro
Subject : Bro..........
Don't give up, Bro.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: Dude
Drinks on me, Bro.
THINKING OF YOU
To: N/A
From: N/A
Subject: N/A
N/A
Article 14 - If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
Chingu's Amendment : Come on.. better to be safe than sorry. Don't worry about Abs tho.. you can be his wingman and play dumb and still able nail that chick 10 minutes later instead of getting him lucky. Make it 20 minute, just to make sure.. if you know what I mean..
Article 22 - There's no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.
Barney, do chicks really have their own code?
"Yes, I'm afraid so. One morning, just before slipping out the door while my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumored tome. I didn't have time to flip much past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phrases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within : "
- A chick shall not sleep with another chick's ex-boyfriend, unless she does
- A chick never pays for anything. Ever.
- If 2 chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other, rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.
- If a chick hears a chick-empowerment song like "I Will Survive," she shall stop whatever she's doing, grab another chick's hand, and shrieks the lyrics at the top of her lungs.
- A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.
- If 2 chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidently spill a drink on the other.
- A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner.
- A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.
Last but not least for this post,
Article 23 - When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes, but not limited to, exercise shows, women's athletics and some occasions, surgery programs.
Corollary : Remember to fully lock your doors if your rooms frequently visited by chicks. What?? Really? In that case, lock your block door without the need to open it with a key and leave your room door unlocked(if you are living in an apartment) Listen and analyse the intensity of their knocks.
Low intensity shows that they just want to come to say "Hello" or "Hey, here's your food". Medium intensity - "Seriously dude! Don't you know what happened in the class today??" or they came to cook for you (help you cook? dude, come on..)
High intensity - Get up and open the block door fast!! You'll never know how long that intense feeling lasts!! Let her sit on your couch or in your bed while turning the volume up. You'll never know what will go up after that~ ;)
P/S : You might ended up riding a tricycle or the Devil's Threeway. So, choose wisely! ;)
Written on Saturday, May 23, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Recently I discovered that there are people who really enjoy eating crap. It's just like what Eric Cartman aka Awesome Fat-Ass said, "When people die, they crap out of their pants." But this one is even better, they eat the crap and lick their fingers after that.
The story took place in Taipei, the holy place of the Crappers. For them, eating crap is good, especially when you eat it in a fancy restaurant. Want to know more? Sit tight on your toilet bowl and grab yourself a newspaper.Also, don't forget the toilet roll too in case of emergency puking or maybe terkucil/terkincit - Malays' popular term to describe an involuntary crapping in your pants, usually less than 5ml.
Let's read the report from my correspondent from Taipei, Miss Cheeserland.
Everyone who goes to Taipei should at least visit a modern toilet and eat their shit once. I promise it is good shit.
Toilet or restaurant?
It could be a little bit of a confusing experience at first. But once you get used to the idea of eating shit, you would be totally enjoying the act of devouring the gastronomical excretion delight.
We already had our lunch but when we passed by this Mordern Toilet, we couldn’t help but feel an urgent urge to let ourselves go and try some shit.
Once you go inside, you get even more confused. It is so cute.
The level of morbidity is no where up to my standard and i could only do the kawaii peace pose.
Upstairs.
You see colorful tiles, tubs with a glass cover as table and acrylic toilet bowls with different colorful designs on the lids.
I chose a Golden Bowl. Bling bling. Hmmm. Comfy. Makes me wanna poo poo already.
And then we ordered some shit. There’s a shit menu for you to choose from.
I just realized in this picture my finger has got no fingernail. :/
Shit Menu is incredible. It even describes to you the shape and texture and condition of the shit.
1. Signature Constipated dry shit. (Choc ice-cream + choc topping)
2. Hemorrhoid bloody shit. (Strawberry ice-cream + Strawberry topping)
5. Mushy Mushy Diarrhea (Vanilla ice-cream + passionfruit topping)
7. Dysentery Green Baby Crap. (Vanilla ice-cream + kiwi topping)
I am really loving these shits man. However, there’s a minimum order of NT100 per person. So even though we were really full, we ordered Curry Diarrhea and Toilet Bowl No.9.
Our steamy hot diarrhea. Looks absolutely edible.
It comes with a swirly shit cover.
We gobbled the crap down. I must say it tasted very good.
And then the toilet thing came. And we couldn’t believe our eyes.
Crap. This is huge shit. It’s feast for 5 man. And only NT100!!! (About RM10). I think it is too cheap.
*Sniff sniff*
We tried, man. I swear. We dug and dug and dug and forced the shit down our throats (don’t get me wrong, the shit was yummy), but it’s a neverending shit. Ice cream started to melt and love letter went soft and cookie soggy (by the way we spotted some hard little stubborn poopies–turned out to be raisins).
And then we gave up.
We are done with this shit.
Just went we were about to wipe our asses and go, the waiter came and said,
“Would you like me to serve your dessert now?”
O.o
O.O
Got more shit?
Apparently, this comes with the Curry Diarrhea set lunch.
“No thanks, you can have the shit to yourself,” i said.
It was an experience full of shit, not unpleasant. Drop by this crap restaurant and give it a try! Very cheap and yummy shit. Absolutely worth it.
Thank you Miss Cheeserland.. I wonder what will come out after you eat those loads of crap? Huhu, I don't what to know about that~!! The same thing you ate, but messier and creamier perhaps? LOL~
Well.. care for a Signature Constipated Dry Shit? Visit http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw for more info. ;)
Written on Friday, May 08, 2009 by KayChink
Yo! Chingus!
Ohh yes, 5th Beta already. So many ahh?? of course, only the best will be given to the users! For those who don't understand crap of what I am talking about, it's about iPhone 3.0 firmware that will be released next month.
I've been using the Beta since Beta 2 was released and so far there are lots of improvement and new features and also bug fixes. Beta 5 is only for minor fixes and I really don't bother updating it since the phone needs to be restored and that really is the pain in the arse.
Here are some screen shot I took from my phone.
Noticeable application from 3.0 - Voice Memos and Icy if you have jailbroken the iPhone
Also, the search icon to search anything in your iPhone.
Yes, the applications are crack-able like the current firmware (2.2.1). the only difference is the method. I'll post it if there are requests from you. Just a few steps, even a super noob can do it
Version 3.0 Beta 4 built 7A300g
Yeah, still plenty of spaces. Didn't bother to put so many things knowing the fact that I need to restore to update. 36 songs are sufficient enough to make my day filled with melodies. hehe
Owhh~!! Cut, Copy & Paste! My favourite!! ;)
Just to add some spices : Shake to undo or redo!! hehe
There are some other features such as landscape keyboard, tethering, MMS, Bluetooth Stereo support (A2DP) ect. There are 100 more features, but those are the main ones. Later, you can also play multiplayer games such as CS, WoW, and even DotA! just wait for its final release next month and prepare to be amazed. Trust me, it will take your breath away.. ;)
More info, visit http://www.apple.com/iphone/preview-iphone-os/
Written on Friday, May 08, 2009 by KayChink
Dah berzaman aku cari riben tu. 4 tahun dah ni! bukannya ape, kira cam special sket la kan ribbon tu. bukan sebarangan.
Riben tu melambangkan kemegahan.
Lambang kemenangan!!
Aku nak letak riben tu kat bag. Letak kat tangan pun takpe cam orang yang semang tu. skali 2 dia letak. maybe kat kaki pun ada, tapi tak nampak sbb dia pakai jeans. ada buih sabun sket, tak buka masa mandi kot..
Merata aku cari, sampai ke Arbat. Ingat dekat ke? Tempat yang orang kata 'hotspot' pun tarak. Aduh.. 2 starbaks tu jaraknya..ending kat mcD.
Nak kata aku semangat, tak juga. Tapi ada la sket. 4 tahun kot duk kat sini! National Anthem pun ada kat music library ni ha! Nak hapal harap la kan.. ruski aku cam maggi goreng je.
Nama station metro pun aku hapal.. semua Mega kat moscow aku dah pergi.
Arshavin score 4 gol plak tu. Tapi kalah gak kat Man United. Apsal dia tak main masa lawan Man U?
Cari riben cam aku juga kot..
Baju bola diorang smart gila nak mampus. terberak aku tengok. Tengah kumpul2 duit nak beli. Tapi, kalau ada orang hadiahkan, aku bleh guna duit tu beli seluar dengan stokin skali
Dinie dah ada dah..
Aku nak riben tu..
Kalau ikutkan hati, nak je kebas kat arial keta orang. kat cermin bas ke, atau kat jaket makcik jaga metro tu. kerja dia senang, orang lompat pagar, dia tiup wisel je. pastu sambung tido. terjaga bila alarm kat tempat tiket tu bunyi.
Ingat nak pergi tengok perarakan esok. bukannya ape, nak riben je. alang-alang, bleh join celebrate skali. 4 tahun dah wehh.. tapi, orang kata bahaya. binggung aku... aku nak riben je, lepas dapat aku balik lah.
Ohh, baru aku dapat tau. Riben tu bleh dapat kat Uni. cess, aku kat spital orang gila kot. sangatla seronok........... jumpa member
Sekarang nak amik, harap la kan..dah abes..ramai kot semang cam aku
Takpelah, nak buat camne kan? Tahun depan ada lagi. 2 tahun lagi. Tapi kalau ada orang yang baik hati nak hadiahkan, ape salahnya kan?
Nak letak kat bag je.. daripada buat penanda buku atau buat balut hadiah.
Kalau nak jual tu, agak-agakla kan. bagi la 2-3 riben ke. yang lebih bleh letak kat bag aku lagi satu.
Aku bukannya ada kereta pun, dan aku bukannya nak letak kat jaket cam makcik jaga metro tu.
Berpatutanla jual yea? Mahal-mahal aku sumbat je kat molot
Okay lah, aku type pun bukannya dapat riben. Baik aku pergi buat teh susu.
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