Chronicles of David, the screwed up Boy
Written on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Do you know about David? he's really popular in YouTube. His famous video - David after dentist has become a phenomenon and people are making parodies about it. His famous quotes "Why is this happening to me? Is this going to be forever??" is legendary.
It started when David escaped from his highchair and learned how to use his legs to get to his father's secret stash. From that day, his miserable, screwed up life begins..
David, 7 years later. Went to see the dentist and got his gums stitched because he fell from his tricycle. How the hell he could fell from a tricycle? That still remains as the mystery of the century. he said that a Pterodactyl hit his head, probably he was just 'high' as the experts said.
David 11 years later, after graduating from college. He was thought to suffer from schizophrenia - describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Often claimed that he was abducted by aliens and one of them was residing within him. Really, he was just 'high'.
David 17 years later, after the divorce. His wife claimed that David was acting strange and would screamed his head off every time he was sitting on the back seat. David said that he sometimes was portraying himself as a victim of the dentist and the alien abduction he encountered years back. She was afraid that his behavior might affect their children as one of them started to show the same symptoms. Really, they were just 'high'.
Now David is living with his dad, who coincidently had the same screwed up episodes as David. Maybe this is what people always say, "Like father like son"
"Thanks Dad.." said David.
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