The Day the Devils Stood Still : The Chronicles

Written on Friday, May 29, 2009 by KayChink

YO! Chingus!

It has always been a tradition in the room 8-12 to watch Manchester United matches. Especially the big ones. We will have a makan-makan while enjoying the glorious moments of our kick ass team kick other teams' asses. There will be lots of cheering.. booing (especially to Cristiano Ronaldo who always dives and makes romantic dramas about how awful it was to be tackled while dancing with the ball) Last year was the bomb. Being able to see Bah's face changed when John Terry's slipped and missed the penalty kick was the highlights that night and when Van der Sar made the save was simply tremendous. Me and Mags were jumping, we were practically danced mindlessly and Bah was well.. it was sad for her, enough said. hahahaa!!

And Fiey.. "He is crying~!! Ronaldo is crying! How cute...adhhjfdkdfkadfabiwhr*&&^$&" (i simply typed it that way because it is really nauseating)

Well, that was last year's story. This year the story got twisted a bit. Well..actually it has gone the other way around. Ferguson and the players got their own reasons why they couldn't retain the title but do you want to know what are the true reasons behind the damnation of the Devils?? This is how the story begins...

Time : 11.35-12.30pm

Location : Classroom, Obstetrics & Gynecology Hospital

Me dozing off - This is one of the reason why they didn't win. Lack of sleep = lack of energy. No energy = cannot kick the ball properly and will lead to lack of possession of the ball.

*Still, I got a 5 (Russian grading for A).. My advise : Sleeping during that cycle is not an option, it's a MUST.

Time : 2.37pm

Venue : Room 8-12

Lunch during the big day- Shaurma and milk juice. Not really filling but enough to stuff my stomach

3.02pm

I made up my bed, very uncanny. huhu! I have lots of pillow, please don't mind about them. ;)

Done chopping the chicken. It was for the rendang that we were going to make and to be eaten with Nasi Lemak.

9.18pm

Happily went into my belly~

10.12pm

Reason no. 2 - Pre-match with PS2 and a piece of banana. Winning the match in Fifa 09 will always give you false hope. However if you lose, something might not turn out to be good. Eating a piece of banana alone won't help. Better to have it along with telur separuh masak dengan kicap sket..

Protein + Salt = Improve nervous reflexes and as a result : He-who-shouldn't-has-his-name mentioned won't got ooopped by Eto'o

In 30 minutes the game is going to start and Fiey still in bed, reading a novel instead of warming up. Another reason why the players were not fit to play in the game

What?? kopek kulit timun before the match?? I bet Fergie will be super-pissed and instead of kicking a boot in my face himself, he'll ask Pep to join him kick after the count of 3! Or worst comes to worst, he'll ludah his Champions League chewing gum that he kept for the last 25 matches straight into my mouth!!

no winning chewing gum = losing the match horribly (sigh..)

note : notice the hair... baru bangun okay..

10.43pm

muka pre-match yang tengah 'semang'... even-though the result was not on our side, the semangat will always remain in our hearts. Manchester United for LIFE!!!

10.51pm

masa untuk memenuhkan perut! Abs was supporting Barca that night. no surprise, he'll support any team that wins. Alyn was supporting England, representing all the clubs it seemed. hehe!

10.59pm

Our long lost, relegated Newcastle United fan marched in with a smirk in his face. Predicting Barca's win a week before the game was extraordinary but how about predicting your team to stay in the Premier League instead? LoL~

First 9 minutes and 59 sec Man United showed their awesome skills and potentials, it looked like we were gonna whoop Barca's ass and Ronaldo was going all semangat and shit. Just when we got our hopes up high...

It shredded into pieces!! Eto'o managed to ooopped Man United's defender and scored a goal for Barca. Nothing could describe how demoralizing it was... and as for the Barca's side,

"Owhhh.. look who just got bitched by Eto'o!!! Eto'o my man~!! Glory-glory Barcelona~!!"

"See, I told you right, tonight is Barca's"

The atmosphere has turn out to be more intense! However, Barca has the advantage of handling the pressure really well. They contained the ball and keeping their possession splendidly. Rooney was like running round and round without getting near the ball. Ronaldo ballet dance didn't contribute much in the game but instead beating the hell out of Puyol. hahahahaha!!

On the 70th minute Lionel Messi netted another one for Barca. Proven that he is better player than Ronaldo and with his speed and skills really gave a major impact to Man Utd defence.

We thought that Man U could repeat their 1999 comeback but miracles won't happen twice. Their 25 unbeaten record has perished in the hands of the Calatan team, proving their motto, "Més que un club" (More than a club), Barcelona was indeed kicking ass that night.

The match itself has shown why our team lost without even needing a word to describe. As Alex Ferguson said, "Now we have to come back stronger. That’s what we do at this club. We have to accept it, we’ve been beaten by the better team. Next season, we’ll be stronger.”

It's okay to lose the Cup. We have indeed achieved more than just a Cup. All the thrills and excitements in this season we had, were awesome. Even that night, the feelings stayed the same and next season I'm so certain it will be Legen..... wait for it, DARY~!!

With that, it concludes the chronicles of The Day the Devils Stood Still. Please enjoy the post-match video. Chiaoz~!! ;)