Medical Discovery II - Morning Bitching Fits Syndrome

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Written on Monday, November 03, 2008 by KayChink

Causative Agents
Brain inflammation due to bacteria n germs which don't like to wear jeans and coats
Head injury because of waking up early in the morning and realised that today is not considered as a public holiday (so you need to pay more)
Breathing difficulty due to price increment every 15th day of the month as printed in the triple 5 folder
Epilepsy because of mind disturbing law that requires the infected person to give his identification document eventhough he forgot to bring it along

Carrier
G-stringers who like to dilute the infected person with hope to live, but in the end left him with a despair

Symptoms
Acute Continuous Persistent Bitching (Duration 5-10min)
Chronic Continuous Persistent Bitching (Duration 10min and above, 30 min max)
Idiopathy (unknown etiology) can last for a day or maybe can happen again next week because of the recurrent episodes.
*Latent period 5-6 days
Sign of despair and moody. If disturbed can cause major damage to the brain arteries and nerves and could lead to epileptic seizures and permanent brain injury (so.... permanent bitching??? damn~)

Treatment
Provide him for another 30 min of futsal
Wear jeans even if you want to go to ConMan's shop coz you'll never know when it could reinfect the cured person
Stop asking people to play futsal if you are not a morning person
Ask Isaac and Roovina to join along (Shugan if the symptom becomes chronic)

Medical Advice
*The syndrome has just been discovered and the subject is still under a careful observation so we still don't know if the agent could mutate and motify itself and infect another person.
Any latest discovery and the result of further tests will be posted.
For the time being, if you encountered the infected person, just stay calm and listen what he is bitching about or ask someone to join you because based on a test, subject will heal faster if more people are listening to him.

*Bitching is bad, but remember it started because of you..so STOP BITCHING~

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3 Comments

  1. magz | November 5, 2008 at 2:54 AM

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  2. magz | November 5, 2008 at 2:55 AM

    the best blog-o-medical entry since the 'sternocleidomastoid syndrome' and 'LAN axonopathy'..

    keep 'em coming..

     
  3. KayChink | November 6, 2008 at 3:55 AM

    thanks!! still searching for new diseases for the sake of mankind!!

     

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