Terlebih dahulu, terima kasih diucapkan kepada pil Chi-Kit Taek Un : "Lu talak belak, Wa kasi tolong" sebab menaja segmen Jalan-Jalan Cari Pasal ini.
Untuk kali ini segmen ini membawa kita ke London, ibu kota England yg terletak di atas Latitud 51.3 Utara dan Longitud 0.1 Barat. Di dalam segmen ini juga kita akan membicarakan tentang macam mana caranya untuk menghabiskan masa dan wang di tempat ini dengan sepenuhnya.
Sebagai permulaannya, korang kenalah buat plan seperti :
4. Buah tangan untuk kawan-kawan dan makcik-makcik, kalau takde nanti korang kena tangan pulak kan.. haaa
5. Extra : iPhone 3G or 3GS ataupun at least iPod Touch dan download application London Tube Deluxe and London Bus
Tempat tinggal kat sana nak kata murah taklah.. mencekik adalah. £50/night at least yea.. kalau nak tempat yg ada internet, ada wire ke takde wire itu korang kena tanya masa buat booking. pastu kena ada tempat nak cuci baju.. takkan korang nak cuci dalam sinki plak kan? duduk lama-lama pastu tak cuci baju plak.. kalau bawak mak sekali tu lain cerita la kan? pastu kalau nk jimat dari segi barang makanan, cari tempat yg ada microwave n dapur. huishh~ mmg penjimatan terhebat. hari-hari korang bleh makan frozen food je.
Kalau korang plan nak duduk lama pastu mati akal nak pergi mana, pakai la London Pass. korang tengok sendiri la yea kat www.londonpass.com. bila korang pakai pass ni, korang bleh pergi mana-mana kat London percuma* (benci plak ada * ni)
*tempat-tempat ni korang check kat website
Tempat tinggal haruslah strategik. Dekat dengan Underground, stesen bas, laluan pejalan kaki, tempat makan, TESCO (penting sangat!!) dengan McD (untuk internet FREE) sorry beb, starbucks kat sana takde internet free. Untuk mengetahui tempat-tempat ini dengan lebih lanjut, pakai la Google Maps Street View.
Baiklah! ayuh kita mulakan hari PERTAMA
Sampai2 je kat airport, korang pg ler tukar duit. Cari yang 0% commission punya.. kalau korang kering sangat time tu, takde ape-ape nak tukar, cari la ATM.. lagi jimat. RM12 je potong. Kat ATM pun sama.. cari yg 0% punya…haaa memang, kat sana suka mencekik..poket korang akan terasa panas je.
Dari airport, korang ada 2 option : naik underground ke tempat korang atau naik Heathrow Express (kalau korang turun kat Heathrow la kan) macam biasa, harga ada beza punya masa pun ada juga beza. underground ke central London = £4.50 dan amik masa (+-) satu jam. Heathrow Express = £18 utk 15 minit saje.
Aku ada banyak masa time tu. so naik underground sudey.. Beli Oyster Card utk £3 and pastu pakai travel pass 7 hari = £26 saje. maksudnya dlam tempoh 7 hari, korang bleh naik underground pergi mana-mana saje. kuar masuk suka hati korang la. utk 7 hari buat la underground ni macam mak bapak korang punya.
1st day ni korang pg la explore tempat-tempat terdekat. pastu beli barang makanan, pergi gunting rambut ke. orang kata, amik feel dulu n kenali persekitaran anda.
Biasa la first day kan.. sesat sana.. sesat sini.. tapi jangan risau la..orang kat sana baik-baik belaka. tolong-menolong dah menjadi salah satu sifat mereka. orang malaysia pun kalah! berikut adalah perbualan yg sempat kami saksikan :
Seorang chick terjatuh barangnya dan tunduk untuk mengutipnya.. kemudian dia di sapa oleh seorang dude.
Chick : Opocot! terjatuh plak kotak kismis aku.
Dude : Nice arse!
Chick : aduhai~ betul ke? thanks!!
(bayangkan kejadian ni berlaku di Malaysia)
Chick : Opocot! kotak kismis aku jatuh plak.. hish bencinya~ ermm.. tunduk jap la.
Dude : Phewitt~ sexynya!
Chick : Woiii~!! ko nak mati ke? Dah lama hidup?? Tolong~ Tolong~ ada orang gatal!! sambil membaling kismis-kismis kepada Dude tadi.
Dude : Ape ni?? orang puji pun salah ke? Macam la ada..
Biasalah..kat Malaysia ada adab dan adatnya. korang takleh la suka-suka memju walaupun mmg patut dipuji. stakat tengok je bleh la..tapi jgn sampai kantoi pula, nanti melekat la benda kat muka.
Haa.. itulah kisahnya di hari pertama. Badan pun penat, jet lag lagi. dah siap beli-beli barang makanan, plan la ape korang nak buat esok.
Written on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
This guide is specially made for all the iPhone-newbies out there since I've constantly received questions regarding on HOW to do this and that on the iPhone. iPhone is not an ordinary phone. It's a SMARTPHONE and thus, as a USER, you wouldn't want your PHONE to OUTSMART you right? So be SMART and let's make a full use of your iPhone.
It all started with a basic question.. what is the iPhone?
iPhone is not a phone, at least not in an ordinary sense. It's a multi purpose touchscreen computer, small enough to fit in your pocket. It can do so much and by so, making it a complex device.
What is iPhone Firmware?
The latest firmware right now is 3.1.2 3.1.3. Firmware is a program that is running in your phone and basically doing the work for your iPhone. It fixes, patches the original software in your phone.
Bottom Newbies Guide
How do I jailbreak my iPhone?
Jailbreak is a method to 'release' your iPhone from Apple restriction so that you could do anything like installing 'cracked' apps, modifying the themes, installing ringtones, wallpaper and customizing your phone like nobody's business.
Method of jailbreaking.
1. Update your iPhone to 3.1.2 (open itunes, plug in iPhone, and click update)
1. go to www.blackra1n.com
2. download the jailbreaking software either for windows or Mac OS X, depending on your OS
3. make sure your iPhone is plugged in, open blackra1n you downloaded and click "Make it rain"
4. read the disclaimer. say thanks (in your heart i suppose. hehe)
5. look at your iPhone, slide to unlock, open "blackrain" (make sure your WiFi is turned ON)
6. select Cydia and choose Install
7. your phone will restart by itself, open cydia again and wait for it to refresh
8. you will be asked a question, choose user
9. you will be asked to upgrade, choose complete upgrade
10. it will restart by itself, then open cydia again
3. select the latest version (1.2 is the latest one if you compare it to 1.0)
4. new windows will come out. just follow the instruction (key in code, wait few seconds, or select save it to computer..which ever necessary)
6. wait for it to finish downloading
"Ohh crap.. it's in .zip file. I cannot unzip.."
You shouldn't unzip the file. Just rename the file, and remove the .zip. Now the app you downloaded is in .ipa
*yes.. you cannot see the .zip, of course. go to my computer, press Alt on your keyboard, select tools, folder options, then select view and then UNCHECK hide extensions for known file types.
*Now.. can you see the .zip at the end of your downloaded app? Good. now remove the .zip
Let's continue
7. Double-click the downloaded app and it will automatically copied inside the iTunes.
8. Sync it to your iPhone (select iPhone in iTunes, select application, then select sync)
9. Smile! you got yourself a free application!!! now you can happily do it by yourself!! :D
Advance Newbies Guide
Can I use Bluetooth to share pictures with my friends?
Yes, there's an app for that. it is called Photoshare+ and it is FREE. you can download it straight from iTunes.
Can iPhone do Multitasking?
Yes, go to Cydia, and search for Proswitcher
Go to settings and set up your Proswitcher
How to Install cracked applications directly from the iPhone (Installous)
1. Make sure Appsync 3.1.2 is installed
2. From the same repo (SinfuliPhone), choose Installous and install
3. Exit Cydia, go to Installous and just search for the app you want and select DOWNLOAD
4. See download icon below (Arrow pointing down) and select it
5. Select the app you downloaded and then select install
6. Enjoy your downloaded app!!
Alright..those are the FAQs, if you have any more questions, just leave a message in the chat box and I will answer your questions as soon as possible. I might do a step-by-step guide with pictures if you want. hehehe
Now that you are SMART enough to handle you iPhone, share your knowledge with your friends and other iPhone users. After all, you are not a newbie anymore and you deserve a pat on the back! ;)
The first post of the year!! Well, since next year will be my last year in Russia, why not I teach you on how to speak in Russian? Like any other languages, there are grammatical rules, declensions, cases and all the crap. It took me 4 years to actually understand the flow of this language but still couldn't express it very well. However, I've discovered the hidden technique on how to master this language. Chingus, I present to you.. Taiko's Guide to Russian Language. Let it be smiles in your face for this festive year!! XD
You will not learn the language if you don't know cultural things like swear words and bad phrases, slang after all. This is why I decided to give you an opportunity to see how you can use these words in a real situation. Russian is a language that sounds edgy and expressive to non-Russian speakers. It's not surprising to learn that the swear words in Russian sound pretty fierce as well.
Thus, to enhance your knowledge in Russian Language, I've provided you with the instructions on how to swear in Russian. Just follow these easy 1-2-3 steps and you'll end up singing in Russian in the shower!
STEP 1. Learn swear words from Russian friends. Your friends can be a great source of information and swear words, and can also provide you with the proper pronunciation of the words and phrases as well as the meanings.
i) Blyad
literally, “whore.” This word is usually encountered in its contracted form “blya,” a particle used mainly for emphasis, adding a touch of lurid color at the end of absolutely any phrase. “Ty chyo, blya?” (What the fuck are you doing/saying?) could be an act of friendly raillery or the verbal prelude to a headbutt.
The B-word is also a common cri-de-coeur (An impassioned outcry, appeal, protest or entreaty) : you stub your toe — “Blya!” Some people are so addicted that they use the word to season even the most banal utterance. Eg. “A on, blya, mne skazal, blya, chto ya, blya...” This is the meat in the dumpling of Russian mat — it’s impossible to imagine a conversation with a taxi driver without it.
ii) Khui
literally, “cock.” The first thing after “hello” that people learn how to say in a foreign language is “fuck off,” and some manage to get by thereafter on these two phrases alone. “Idi na khui!” is the Russian equivalent, literally meaning “Go to the penis!” Yes, I know it sounds silly in translation. But what makes the system of Russian mat so interesting are the derivatives.
“Okhuyet” is to be extremely surprised, like when you see your friend Abs puking in the gutter. He would then report to be feeling “khuyovo.” Also worth remembering are “Ni khuya sebe!” — “No fucking way!” and the derivative “khuinya” — bollocks, bullshit.
iii) Pizda
literally, “cunt.” If you’re tired of sending people to the penis, you can send them “v pizdu” for the sake of variety. Derivatives abound from this particularly crude item: your new mobile you might describe as “pizdaty,” or if you doubt the truth of a statement, you could say “Chyo ty pizdish?” — “Why are you talking through your...?” Well, you know what. Perhaps the most useful incarnation of this word is “pizdets,” meaning a “total fuck up.” The phrase “Eto prosto pizdets!” expresses the sublime degree of misery, a predicament where things can get no worse.
iv) Mudak
literally, “testicle.” This word is never used in its original meaning, but has come into common currency to mean an “asshole” or “dickhead,” i.e. a man you find disagreeable. This word is at the softcore end of the mat spectrum, but a phrase like “on polny mudak,” is still a dire condemnation of anyone it is used to denote. When a shapka-wearing Volga driver cuts you off on the Garden Ring, “mudak!” is what you shout out of your window at him. A younger “mudak” could be tenderly referred to as a “mudachok,” while an adult male could also be termed a “mudilo” — a particularly unpleasant subspecies of the “mudak.”
v) Yebat
literally, “to fuck.” This verb has all the primary meanings you’d expect it to have, with a couple of juicy extras unknown to English. “Zaebat” means to exhaust, to make sick of. “On menya zaebal!” means “I’m sick to fucking death of him.” For the virtuoso mat-user, “vyebyvatsya” means to show off in some crass or reprehensible way. To fuck someone up is “otyebat,” and the reflexive form “otyebis!” means “get the fuck away from me!” Also, “zayebis!” is a nice mat variant of “khorosho” or “kruto.” For example, “Vsyo zayebis!” — “Everything’s fucking great!”
vi) Suka
literally, "bitch". Ironically in Malay, it is used as an expression of liking someone.
"Sukin sin!" means "son of a bitch" "Na kaleini, suka!!" "On your knees, bitch!!"
STEP 2. Record your Russian friends so you can listen to them over and over until you can emulate their intonations and pronunciations.
STEP 3. Go to the library and check out books that have swear words in Russian and different languages OR you can search it online. One such book is the International Dictionary of Obscenities that has almost 14 pages of Russian swear words as well as a pronunciation guide.
*It costs only 9.95USD. Worldwide shipping via DHL 25USD and 5% commission = 37USD!! Combined shipping is available.
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months
Hope this year will bring joy and happiness to all of you! Chiaoz Chingus!!
Written on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 by KayChink
Dearest CHINGUS,
So.. this is a post about what you should know before owning an iPhone. Let me stress on this part, iPhone is a revolutionary smartphone that could do ALMOST everything and in order to gain its true potential, one should have this question in mind."What is THE iPhone?" Hence, I created this post as a guidance for all of the people who THINK that they could handle an iPhone.
iPhone is the GOD of all the smartphones. You don't own an iPhone just because of its popularity or its attraction. You own it because you believe that it can do almost everything other than its function as a smartphone. Thus, this question should popped out in your mind... "What is the iPhone?"
iPhone It is an Internet and multimedia enabled smartphone designed and marketed by Apple Inc. Because its minimal hardware interface lacks a physical keyboard, the multi-touch screen renders a virtual keyboard when necessary. The iPhone functions as a camera phone (also including text messaging and visual voicemail), a portable media player (equivalent to a video iPod), and an Internet client (with email, web browsing, and Wi-Fi connectivity).
Generations 1st Gen - iPhone 2G This is the first ever iPhone. The mother of all the iPhones which are currently in the market. Things that you SHOULD know :
Made of aluminium and plastics It has NO 3G Can be UNLOCKED Camera 2MP
2nd Gen - iPhone 3G
Fully in plastics 3G capability Can be Unlocked ONLY until firmware 3.0.1 (21/10/2009) Camera 2MP
3rd Gen - iPhone 3GS
Fully in plastics Almost identical to that of the 3G, differentiated only by the latter's reflective silver text which now matches the silver Apple logo, replacing the 3G's grey text. Can be Unlocked ONLY until firmware 3.0.1 Camera 3.2MP
iPhone 3GS This is the latest iPhone made by Apple. S stands for SPEED and thus the internal hardware is upgraded to double the speed in comparison with iPhone 2G and iPhone 3G. Camera is upgraded to 3,2MP and it has video recording capability.
Jailbreak This is the most shitty thing for the iPhone owners to encounter. Lots of questions and complications arise when discussing about jailbreaking the iPhone. Let me make this simple..
Jailbreaking is a method of uncovering the true potential of the iPhone. With jailbreaking, you can add additional stuff that was originally rejected by Apple itself. Reasons of rejecting : May cause dysfunction of the phone due to excessive usage of battery and memory. Jailbreaking the iPhone would be copyright infringement due to the necessary modification of system software.
Why should I jailbreak my iPhone? To get free cracked Apps. To UNLOCK the iPhone.
How to Jailbreak? Download this software called blackra1n (blackra1n.com) Simple program, will jailbreak your iPhone in 15mins. compatibility up to the latest firmware 3.1.2
Unlocking iPhone There are 2 variants of iPhone. 1. LOCKED - the owner is tied to a contract with a certain mobile operators such as AT&T in the USA. The price is very much cheaper (concession) but the monthly payments are costly.
2. Factory UNLOCKED - For example in Malaysia, Maxis is selling the UNLOCKED iPhones. Buyers are eligible to choose to be tied in a contract basis or just buy the iPhone in the original price and use the prepaid plan. (www.maxis.com.my) Other countries such as RUSSIA, you can get the factory UNLOCKED iPhones also with different types of tariffs.
So, what is the difference? You can unlock the LOCKED iPhone 2G,3G or 3GS using a software called ultrasn0w. In order to do that, you must JAILBREAK your iPhone. You DONT need to use ultrasn0w in your factory UNLOCKED iPhone because it is already UNLOCKED. just jailbreak it so that you can gain access to the free apps. See the difference?
Method of unlocking/jailbreaking the iPhone youtube.com google.com
Latest firmware Since 1/10/2009, Apple has updated all the iPhones to firmware 3.1 It means, all the iPhones in the market right now is in firmware 3.1 So? You CANNOT UNLOCK your current iPhone with that firmware because ultrasn0w can only support up to firmware 3.0.1
OMG~!!! What should I do?? Jailbreak your iPhone and be thankful that your iPhone can be used like an iPod Touch with a camera~!! LoL~ Jailbreak it so that you can still gain access to the FREE Apps. Use your phone that you have before you bought the iPhone. Wait until the new update for the ultrasn0w (weeks..months)
So... Seriously, BUY the iPhone ONLY if you are patience enough, hard-working enough and know well enough about it. This is not a NORMAL smartphone and thus making it very much special. Google is your best friend. do some research about it. If you are so cranky about it, dont waste your money buying the iPhone. In fact, that is the most STUPID thing to do.
So.. YOU THINK YOU CAN OWN AN IPHONE?? THINK TWICE BRO.. Dont be a HATER, dont make yourself look STUPID for knowing nothing about your own stuff.
Any question, you are welcome to do so in any method you prefer. CHIAOZ~!!
Malam-malamku bagai malam seribu bintang Yang terbatas di angkasa Bila kau di sini ‘Tuk sekadar menemani ‘Tuk melintasi wangi yang selalu tersaji Di satu sisi hati Dewa - Roman Picisan
Takde ape2 yg nak dicoretkan disini, hanya sekadar picisan hati.
Musim baru akan menjelma, hari baru akan tiba. Daun-daun berguguran, memberi tempat kepadanya. Ahh.. this is troublesome~
Recently Sony unveiled that the new version of PS3, will be out in the market starting from Sept. 1. The new PS3 will be 30% smaller and will come with a bigger HDD and the starting price is only $299~!!
Last week, I was really eager to buy a PS3 because few days back I've tried playing FIFA 09 PS3 during Sony roadshow in MidVal and graphic and the gameplay really have made me cried~!! I'm sure Mags and Abs will go to the balcony and scream their heads off because of the post-match impact.
Fortunately, one of the sellers told me that next week (this week) a new version of PS3 will come out and asked me to wait for that version. Ahh~ so sweet of him. Bayangkan, seller lain sure dah cucuk habis-habisan and I'll end up buying the big-assed version of PS3~damn!
Here is the review of the PS3 Slim from CNET. The specs of the new version are not really upgraded and the only upgrade is the HDD which comes in 120GB. Others are downgraded as they wanted to decrease the cost and to make it smaller. However the smaller the motherboard, more advance it will become. So, that part can be considered as 'has been upgraded'. hehe.
I'm getting this baby~!!! Ohh yes, I will. Screw 5th year, I want to kick Real Madrid's and Chelsea's ass. Btw, FFXIII~ can't wait!! ;)
PS : I just removed 2 items for the list of Barang-Barang Keperluan Akew. 1. SONY DSLR A330 2. Spain 2010/2011 Jersey
I'll update them in my next post! I'm so addicted to snap! snap! snap! lalala~
Went To Medical School Dated A Band Geek
Had Fun In Amsterdam
Went to Watch MU Play in Old Trafford
Went to the DCI World Championship
Graduated from Med School
Became A Neurosurgeon
Performed an Operation
Performed a Brain Surgery Sang Solo On Stage
Entertained People On Stage
Became A Millionaire Acted in a Movie
Acted in a Drama Me in Video Clip
Became a Successful Man
Became a Great Lover
Have 2 girls and 2 boys as my children
Put a smile on people
Have my Own TV Show
Became Colonel or Higher Ranks
Got Married 'Army Style'
Bought My own Car
Bought My own House
Traveled Around the World
Sky Surfing
Bungee Jumping
Died in Peace
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