Written on Friday, March 27, 2009 by KayChink
Eric Cartman, eat your heart out, you don't need to live in South Park. Hundreds, thousands and perhaps even millions of us South Park Fans (myself included) love you to death and want to be more like you! South Park paints Eric Cartman to be a little more authoritative than his buddies but we all know behind that big boned friend he is just all heart. Here's how to be more like Eric Cartman.
Things You’ll Need:
- Watch South Park
- Have high speed broadband to stream and download South Park
- Love Eric Cartman and want to be like him
Step1
Watch every episode of South Park at least twice. This research will begin to show you how Eric Cartman looks, acts and talks. While you are in the infant stages of mimicking, you can't be too confident until you study this kid.tep2
Practice those important statements that only Eric Cartman could be known for. My favorite has to be, 'Screw you guys, I'm going home.' but you can't overlook others he seems to repeat foundly including 'Authorita!' and 'I'm not Fat, I'm big boned.'"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Step3
Consider how Eric Cartman handles himself. You basically don't want to mess with this kid unless you want the wrath of a problematic child reflecting on what might happen to you. Remember the chili? To be more like Eric Cartman, make sure you don't take any crap either. None, nada, zip.Step4
Put on some weight. Eric Cartman is the fat kid of South Park and doesn't have a problem showing it. To be a true wannabe Eric Cartman, put down those rice cakes and pick up some burgers.Step5
Make fun of the other kids. Do you know of an episode where Eric Cartman doesn't make fun of another kid, whether it may be because of his race or issues? I think not. And to be a real Eric Cartman, you got to call it as you see it! South Park won't welcome you in unless you got the guts to call the names.
Written on Monday, March 16, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Tomorrow will be a great day for iPhone 3G users. There will be a major software update, called iPhone 3.0. The iPhone is set to get a face lift. Apple will show off a new version of the iPhone operating system, iPhone 3.0, on March 17, along with a new version of the phone's software development kit.
The most anticipated features will be the ability of the iPhone to do Copy & Paste! Yea.. finally after years of disappointment and have your hopes down to earth, you can finally brag about how superior it is to have an iPhone, the King of all Phones as they quoted. :D
Also, it is rumored to have tethering ability and MMS. So now, you can finally share pictures with your friends although you will still have your low-end 2.0mp camera to go with it. LoL~
Personally, I don't really mind about the lack of features because I don't really need them as I'm satisfied with the current IMBA-ness. hehe. But, one thing I need the most right now is FLASH!! (YouTube is just not enough maa.. another 'Tube' needs to be explored as well... hehehehe!) and just for the sake of showing off to Mags, Copy & Paste!! ;P~ sorry dude
Well, till the time comes, let's just pray for more cool features in the update so that they all will hail to the King!! huhuhu! Can't wait to post about it! Chiaoz~
Written on Monday, March 16, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Recently there was an epidemic alert in my hostel regarding to Rubella disease where 3 students got infected. What is Rubella actually? Many of you might be confused with the term Measles with Rubella. Actually, both of them are 2 different things, got no connection and totally unrelated at all, beside the fact that both are almost called the same.
Rubeola is the term for Measles and Rubella is also known as German Measles.
"But both are measles maaa! Only that one come from German, and the other one don't know from where!"
Well, it is very hard to distinguish the differences between these viruses. They all have the same general appearance, which is a red papules all over the body. The best way to tell the difference is by determining the origin of the virus.
1. Etiology
Rubeola (Measles) is caused by a virus, specifically a paramyxovirus of the genus Morbillivirus. Morbiliviruses are enveloped, single-stranded, negative-sense RNA viruses.
Rubeola Virus (Paramyxovirus)
Rubella (German Measles) is caused by Togavirus which is enveloped, single stranded and positive-sense RNA virus.
Rubella Virus (Togavirus)
2. Symptoms
A) Rubeola
- Fever up to 40° Celsius
- Cough
- Runny nose (coryza)
- Rash
- Conjunctivitis
B) Rubella
- Slight fever (rarely exceed 38°Celsius)
- Swelling of lymph glands
- Runny nose (coryza)
- Rash (starts from the face and then spread to the limbs)
- Joint pain
3. Route of Transmission
Both spread through respiration and highly contagious.
4. Prevention
According to 'Program Imunisasi Malaysia' the first dose of vaccine against Measles and Rubella, known as MMR vaccine were administered to children aged 12 months. MMR is a vaccine made of inactivated strands of Measles, Mumps and Rubella viruses.
The second dose were given at the age of 4-7. The second dose is not a booster; it is a dose to produce immunity in the small number of persons (2-5%) who fail to develop measles immunity after the first dose.
The third dose were given at the age of 15. This dose were only given to girls because during that age, most of them have reached their puberty. What is the significant of that? Rubella is a mild disease. But, it can become dangerous and lethal if transmitted to the baby during pregnancy. The disease is called congenital rubella syndrome.
The syndrome (CRS) follows intrauterine infection by Rubella virus and comprises cardiac, cerebral, ophthalmic and auditory defects. It may also cause prematurity, low birth weight, and neonatal thrombocytopenia, anaemia and hepatitis.
That is the main idea of these diseases. Now, as a prophylactic measure, all students here in Moscow are advised to take vaccination. Well.... as for me, I don't think that it is a need to do so since we already got our vaccinations in Malaysia. (I don't know exactly whether I have already been vaccinated or not, but I just simply don't want to go mainly because of the needle!!)
So, guys.. if you got some of the symptoms mentioned, please refer to the doctors and get yourself treated. Don't go around and sneeze in front of people! huhu!
Well, that's all for now. Thanks for reading. Till the next post then. Chiaoz~
Written on Sunday, March 01, 2009 by KayChink
YO Chingus~!!
OMG... Isn't she a beauty? I can't resist myself to get my hands on her so I just bring her home without even thinking twice. I know, 16 GB is just way too much for me. I mean, I only used 3-4 GB on my previous iPhone 3G. But, seriously this sweetheart worth every single penny!
The main reason other than its colour, I bought it because it came unlocked, so I don't have to stress myself when the new firmware came out. It's just like Abs always told me when I asked him "Yo hommes, would you like to tap that busty ass?" and he'll reply "You know what, I'll tap that the minute she walks in front of me and if she doesn't, I'll tap anyone here including your ass, just to satisfy myself" See! he never think twice! no more waiting for a few days to update the firmware, no more risk getting the phone bricked. just go on with the flow~ I respect you hommes! you are the source of inspiration n shit. (sorry dude, I just need to type this eventhough it is not really relevant) hehehe
Well, as the previous phone, I've sold it to Fiey with a VERY reasonable price. hehehe! She needed a PDA anyway and also is very familiar with Apple interface so it's better getting an iPhone rather than other PDAs. Plus, Apple has provided tons of cool apps including medical ones so let's make use of that!
That's all for now. I'm lacking time writing this blog because right now I need to spare most of my time playing with her! huhuhuhu~ See ya!
Written on Thursday, February 26, 2009 by KayChink
Looking from the window above
It's like a story of love
Can you hear me?
Came back only yesterday
Who went further away
Want you near me
All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you
Sometimes when I think of her name
When it's only a game
And I need you
Listen to the words that you say
It's getting harder to stay
When I need you
All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you
This is gonna take a long time
And I wonder what's mine
Can't take no more
Wonder if you'll understand
It's just the touch of your hand
Behind a closed door
All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you
Well, I am in a emo state right now coz I am pissed about the new requirement for all Malaysian students in Moscow. Looks like we are suppose to do our practical attachments in Moscow during summer for 6 bloody weeks! Some idiots in the MMC thot that it is cool and shit but I am not going to waste my precious 6 weeks in Moscow kissing russian's ass.
"But...we'll learn about how to do palpation, auscultation and all other crap properly if we stay back and do practicals here.. we'll learn more!!" ahh.. that is bullcrap! do i look like i care about that?
"But.. why did you come here at the first place? why choose Russia if you already knew that it is a shitty place?" Well R-tard, these are my reasons.. listen.. first, I want to get a medical degree and become a Neurosurgeon. Second, the cost is super cheap compared to other places. (during my time). Third, I might be able to get a scholarship if I study well. Owhhh..nooo~ did I mention that I want to learn something in Moscow?? Noooooooooo I DID NOT! So, why bother staying back in Moscow to do practicals? Heck, I learn Russian Language in Russian Language!! How's that suppose to help me learn their shit?
"But.. we all learn English in English so that we could have better understanding and thus, will help us master it faster". Again, R-tard, did you know that English is the International Language? You have to learn it no matter what or you will end up being an dumbass.
Owhh yea.. I dont know shit about medical stuff in russian, and i don't bloody care. I have Wikipedia in my pocket and I am going to graduate with it. One more thing, owhh.. you'll see me doing summer practicals here in Moscow. Yes, you are right, I am going to stay here doing my practicals.
"Eh, I thought you detest Russian education??" Yes I do. But I can't tolerate with some people who will make my life miserable for the next 4 months. Ok-ok, I agree to stay. Just shut the hell up! I'm not going to stay because I want to, but I don't want to end up lying on the hospital bed because of metal illness.
One more thing why I am pissed right now. What the hell is wrong with people who likes to spoil my mood? For 15 minutes they are like.. "heheheheheh..lalalala~!!" and after that.. "akjidfhbdfqehriher;ajewrabrair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" can't you wait for at least 24 hours to change the mood?? damn..i'll get Alzheimer 10x faster! and my limbic system will undergo rapid degeneration. Goddamn. Is Mood Spoiler Monster exists?? yeaaaaaaaaaaa of course!! Curses..
Owhh well.. no point blabbering here. Back to my main post. Khir is NOT Kay. Why is that? Have you ever been compared with someone else in your life?
"Hey dude.. Ur face is just like my late brother." wth? Dude, your bro is dead because some nutcase blew his brain out. Do you mean that I got no brain?? (haha! spontaneous joke, love it!)
Well, the main point here, I don't like to be compared with others. I am me, standing on my own, and no one else is the same like me.
Khir is a guy who loves to be in love, hate cold water, hate durian, cannot stand mosquitoes, have to bathe at least once a day, need to brush his teeth often, cannot stand the jungle because of lecak and insects, kepala batu, keras kepala, and really manja.
Kay is some other dude that has a name that is easy to be said and that is why it is better for people to call Khir that way.
Same goes to Rezza and Rezz. They are both 2 different people. Rezz is a loving guy who cares so much about others and pemanja juga. huhu! He got a sweet voice with sweet words standing in between. When people call him Rezz, it means that they are really special to him and he will love them with all his heart.
Rezza on the other hand is a lonely boy. Nothing much could be told about this guy because of the mysteries surrounding his life. But he is easy to be approached and sometimes could be very sweet also. however in the end, he will stay sitting on the corner alone.
Sometimes, it is alright to compare between 2 people. But when you talk with someone special or someone that you love or you know that he/she is in love with you, try to avoid comparing him/her with others coz you might hurt his/her feelings. he might think that the person that you compared him to is better and he might feel very inferior. In a relationship, it is advisable to care about each other's feelings and you have to be understanding because you'll never know that you might hurt your partner's feelings. Well, the word Sorry could be a good start! ;)
That's all for now. Just a reminder, this is a blog and as a writer of my own blog, I could write whatever I want and however I want. Thanks for reading and I feel much much better now!! hmmm.. going to waste 6 weeks is not a great thing to look forward to but yea.. it is a compulsory thing and in order to graduate and become a doctor, 6 weeks wasting is not really a bother and with the fact that I got my friends here with me, I'm sure that I'll get through it with a smile on my face! ;D
Thank's for reading~!! Till the next post. Chiaoz~
Written on Monday, February 23, 2009 by KayChink
RULES:
1. List facts for 10 different people.
2. Don't reveal who they are.
3. You can comment but don't answer to guesses.
The idea is that no one knows who the facts are indicated to.
4. Tag three (3) people.
1. Without you, my life won't be as great as today. You made me a great man and if there's something that I could repay you, that would be the greatest achievement in my life. I love you~
2. You left me with a big WHY. You shouldn't have came and search for me that day only to leave a scar in my heart. I just wish that life would be easier and we both could be happy together. But nooooOooO~ I've screwed that up and seriously that is the biggest mistake I ever made. Sorry..
3. You came unexpectedly. I never thought that our story could last that long but fate has its own script for us and let's just follow the flow~ Weeeeee~!!
4. You always make me believe that bitch exists and because of that, you deserve one of Yo Mama jokes! Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!! One more! couldn't stop myself!! Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!! One more time~ for God sake, please someone stop meeeee!! Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!! Take that bitch! U deserve it!
6. First time we met, i've fallen for you. It was just like people call it Cinta Monyet. hehe! But as the term, we knew that we won't last long. Thank you for the sweet memories tho.. :D
7. You are like someone closest to me. I know we had our times together but things were so complicated to move on. It is better that way and I am really grateful that you came into my life, without you, my life would be colourless.
8.You are the greated gift God has created and I am thankful for being able to hold you in my arms. Even though I realised that one day I must let you go, I'll promise you that you will always be inside my heart and my thoughts. Thank you!
9. You are fat and ugly. The terms Fugly existed because of you! Stop messing around with my life you sick bastard! Here, take this!! Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras! Right in your face fatso!
10. You are the coolest dude I ever met! It's like watching myself in action. We share our joy and sadness, tears and laughter together. Yea, I remember the time we cried and you hold my shoulder to comfort me. You are like my guardian angel and your wisdom and guidance will always make me realise how important life is.
Fuhh.. 2 damn hours! It's all because of you Mags!! huhuhu! Permintaan Chingu No.1 kena tunaikan or he will be sulking for the rest of the day. hahahahaha! Well, everyone is tagged! Have fun guessing and kalau sape2 terasa tu, bagus la kan? huhu!
Chiaoz~
Written on Sunday, February 22, 2009 by KayChink
YO! Chingus!
Check out this cool stuff my mom posted for me! LIMITED EDITION PREMIER SCHOOL STAMPS! Only 4 schools are selected based on their achivements in academics and corriculum fields and also have contributed significantly to the growth of Malaysia. The schools are SMK St. Thomas, SMK Convent Bukit Nanas, SM All Saints and of course, Victoria Institution or else I wont be bothered to post this. hehehe!
Short facts about VI :
SMK Victoria, better known as Victoria Institution was officiated on 14th August 1893 by Mrs. Hood Treacher, wife of the then Resident of Selangor. SMK Victoria is today a five-star smart school and its 115 years of excellence has resulted in the school being selected as a cluster school in 2007.
Recently, the school was awarded a Heritage Status on Feb,14th and will be known as Victoria Institution from now on. (previously known as SMK Victoria)
Kat envelope pun ada stamp VI. Huhu, giler semangat~ 50 posen satu.
Tu dia stamp.. Skali dengan bookmark, dapat masa VI Old Boys Association Dinner.
The stamps were released on December for 50000 copies. I guess no more already right now. Im not really into stamp collection but since it is about VI, I'd get my hands on it even though I am thousand miles away! Thanks Mama for sending it!
Well, that's all for now. Can't wait for Monday!! Holiday, play futsal and $$$$$ (hopefully..huhu) Cya Chingus!!
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