Acoustic Life of Mine A.K.A Hidup Akustika

My Chronicles of 2010

2010-12-30T14:06:00.000-08:00

Ahh~ it’s time to bid farewell to the greatest year in my life! To sum up, here are the highlights..

1. Trip to Old Trafford

One of the ultimate dreams of the Red Devils fan! Pity I didn’t manage to watch their game but fortunately, there’s always next time!

"Cherish the last leaf of Autumn, the first of the last snow of Winter and flowers of Spring...freeze those moments in your camera for a lifetime of memories!" Mama

2. Disneyland Paris

When I was a little boy, I always dreamed of going to Disneyland to meet my favourite character, Mickey! 2010 has given me that opportunity! thank you!

"My life has never been easy. It takes hard work and series of failures for me to become who I am today. I'm no genius but I'm just an ordinary guy with high ambition." Kay

3. FC Colo-Colo

Besides playing for Samba CF, I was invited by Naqqib to join this team for Tamil New Year Cup. Even though we didn’t manage to pass the group stage, we managed to bag a win and I scored a goal! More importantly, we had fun together. Thanks Naqqib!

"It's normal for you to experience failures. All you need to do is get back on your feet and try again, maybe harder. 3rd time's the charm." Kay

4. The best year for Le Samba CF

We were 4th in the league! I didn’t remember how many goals I scored. What I remember is, we gave them hell. Thank you for your hard work Sambas!

"As we grow older, our brains degenerate. In order to keep being wise, we need to depend on our experience." Kay

5. FIFA World Cup ‘Cup’ was in Moscow!

Who would expect the event itself will be held in Moscow? Well, I already witnessed it!

"Bercintalah hingga akhir hayat..."Mama

6. I met Amy Search in person!

Thanks Mama, he is the first artist I ever met. *Lisa Surihani will always be on the top of my “Must Meet Artists” XD

"One thing about bad people, they live by feeding on your anger. So, take a chill pill and relax while enjoying the front row seat watching them starve to death." Kay

7. Cuti-cuti Malaysia 2010

I never knew Malaysia is such a beauty until I witnessed it myself. I went to Melaka with Mags and Kanch, then to Penang and Sabah for a week. It felt like being a tourist in my own country.The best Cuti-cuti Malaysia EVER.

"It is not hard to spread the love. All you need is a little push, a pinch of determination and a source of inspiration..nothing more, nothing less. " Kay

8. Have you witnessed 2 Moons before?

Well.. I have! Actually it is because the planet Mars was close enough until we could see it with our naked eyes. AWESOME.

"awww....my late christmas present is the best... i got myself a 哥哥 ...thx to Kay Rezza =)" Sarah

9. iPhone 3GS to iPhone 4 + iPad

I know.. very typical of me. Well, we all need to keep up with the latest trend and technology!

"Why dwell in the PAST when you have the FUTURE waiting ahead? Whether or not it's going to be bright, depends on the path you chose in the PRESENT."

10. 10.10.10

My birthday which fell only “once in a century”.

"Hidup ini hanya sekali, gunakan sebaik-baiknya" Kay

11. The Last Russian Raya

Finally after almost 6 years without celebrating raya in Malaysia, it finally came to an end! Actually I didn’t feel any difference because here in Moscow, I have a very big family and because of that, it always feels like HOME.

"You are your own leader, not the others. When they start to lead your own life, it's going to be a living hell." Kay

12. Bella came into my life

My very first cat and she is the most beautiful cat I ever seen! Bella means white in Russian. I’m going to miss her though..

"I just killed a fly by trapping it using a sticky tape and while it was struggling, i cut its head and tried to check the reflexes. Turned out the proboscis reacted towards external stimuli but the wings didn't. It was fun." Kay

13. My first Gold in a competitive game

We continued the legacy of 6th year students domination in futsal! Thank you for the opportunity! All my hard work for 5 years has been paid off.

"I don't study HARD because I'm not a NERD and i have a life that is too precious to be WASTED. Instead, i study SMART. With that philosophy, I'm one step to become a DOCTOR." Kay

14. Malaysia has finally won the AFF Cup

My 2010 has perfectly ended with a win for my beloved country. How I wish I was part of the team..that has always been my dream.

"Have you decided on your new year's resolution yet? Frankly, I never had one. I'm the type of guy who likes to break the rules." Kay

As for the coming 2011, I'd say it will be a walk to remember, the peak of my life and in the end, it will be LEGENDARY.

The 10 minutes Ultimatum

2010-10-30T04:30:00.001-07:00

What? Why? How? Answers to these questions, AND MORE, in Gizmodo's ultimate jailbreaking guide for iPhones, iPods and iPads.

Jailbreaking is...

...freedom for iOS users, giving them a way to break free from Apple's restrictive App Store ecosystem, install whatever software they want, and use their phones however they please. Technically, each jailbreak is a hack; an exploitation of some flaw in the devices' operating systems, used to install unauthorized software. This software generally includes some kind of alternative App Store, called either Cydia or Rock.

Jailbreaking is openly discouraged by Apple, who updates various jailbreak exploits out of existence as fast as hackers can find them, but even after three years of pressure from Jobs and Co., the jailbreak scene is still as lively as ever.

...and worth trying because...

...the jailbreak app stores are packed full of previously forbidden goodness. This ranges from replacement text message apps and device skins to Wi-Fi tethering apps and access to hidden device settings. The best case to be made for jailbreaking is a showcase of the apps it lets you download.

...and is easy to install on any iOS device

There are a few different options for jailbreaking iOS devices, some more involved than others, but at this point, and for current software versions LimeRa1n is the best choice. It works the same way on both Windows and Mac, works for nearly all iDevices (though some 2G iPhone owners have problems), and gets the job done quickly.

YOU'LL NEED:
• An iOS device running version 3.2.2 (iPad) or 4.1 (iPhone and iPod Touch)
• A computer with which your iDevice has been paired via sync
• LimeRa1n software from here (an .EXE for Windows users, and a .APP file for Mac users, which must be extracted from a .ZIP)
• A recent iTunes backup of your device, since it will need to be restored after jailbreaking
• About 10 minutes, max

THEN:

1. Connect your iDevice to your computer, and wait until it is recognized by the operating system or iTunes
2. Open the LimeRa1n app
3. Click "make it ra1n"

4. Your device will enter recovery mode. One it's done, you will be prompted to manually put the device in DFU mode by pressing and holding your home and power buttons.
5. After about 10 or 15 seconds you'll need to release the power button, but continue holding the home button. You will be prompted by the installer to perform this step, so keep a close eye on it.
6. The device will enter DFU mode, at which point you can let go of the home button. The installer takes care of the rest.

When the phone reboots you will see a new startup screen, and find a limera1n app on your homescreen. Run it to install Cydia—then from there, whatever the hell you want.

Tomorrow

2010-10-17T14:54:00.001-07:00

Ahhh this is fun. I'm writing a blog via my iPhone as I am laying comfortly in my bed.

So, what tomorrow would bring? Is it going to be cold and snowy? Or it will be clear as predicted?

Ohhh..I hate Sunday night. Thinking about how the time passes so quickly until I have to force myself to sleep or I'd wake up grumpy, cranky and old.

I hate forcing myself. I hate Sunday night. Tomorrow.. Let it be great.

- Posted using BlogPress from AlcLarRysSa de Luna

Location:ул. Академика Волгина,Moscow,Russia

Choices

2010-10-13T11:22:00.001-07:00

In life, every path leads somewhere and we are all on a path of some kind. So, the important question here is this – do you know where your path is leading you?

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

In many ways life is like any other journey and the path we choose is important. If you are going to take subway/LRT/Metro from your place to city center, there are many number of ways to get there. You get to choose the path that’s right for you.

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same,

Maybe you’ll choose the less busy route or maybe a scenic route because you want to relax and enjoy the trip. In this case it’s okay if it takes longer, getting there fast is not your main concern. But what if you are on a tighter schedule? Then you might decide to take the most direct route. It’s not as pretty as the scenic route, but it will get you there a lot faster.

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh, I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads on to way,

I doubted if I should ever come back.

I, myself has considered to take different paths in life but do I have a map to guide myself on its journey? My parents played a major role in the decision I’ve made and they never stop giving me moral support in whichever field I choose. I remember being so excited about becoming a fire-fighter just because I like to play with water. Then they framed some news articles about it and put it in my room. Later I decided to become an astronaut because I like to fly in a rocket and see the stars. Then they bought me reference books about the stars and planets.

One day when I was walking home, a man in a car stopped and offered me a ride. Well, he looked familiar and I didn’t hesitated to agree. Turned out he was one of the executives of MAS and while in the car he said that he would want me to join MAS as a steward and obviously I turned down the offer. But again, what if? Maybe I’d turned out to be a singer or actor like Anuar Zain. hehehe

Finally, here I am in a medical school devoting myself to save lives.

Each path will provide its own unique variety of experiences while still leading to the same destination. Some will be more enjoyable than others. So, the quality of the journey entitled to just as much consideration as the destination.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

If you run into roadblocks find a way around or over them and keep moving. If your path doesn’t seem to be leading where you want to go then choose a different path. Life is a journey and there is absolutely no reason to spend it going around in circles.

AdaMaya

2010-05-08T03:09:00.001-07:00

Best sangat ke citer ni sampai ramai yg tergila-gilakannya? Tapi lagunya sangatla best. “YangTerindah” daripada Dakmie sekarang selalu dimainkan 24 jam, berulang-ulang kat computer aku. Lirik n melodinya mmg sedondon la! hehehe.

Aku ada download AdaMaya, tapi tak tau bila nak tengok. Sekarang tgh kusyuk menonton Lost Season 4. Setiap episode akan membuatkan aku nak tengok lagi. sangat suspense.. membuatkan aku tertanya-tanya ape yg akan terjadi kat episode berikutnya. Tapi aku nak tengok AdaMaya jugaaak~!! Maybe aku nak try tengok first episode kejap lagi. ;)

Yang Terindah

Semenjak kau hadir dalam hidupku
Tiada lagi keresahan
Kau mengetuk pintu hatiku
Tanpa sedar hingga ku izinkan

Kau yang bernama cinta
Kau yang memberi rasa
Kau yang ilhamkan bahagia
Hingga aku terasa indah

Maaf jika ku tidak sempurna
Tika bahagia mula menjelma
Bila keyakinan datang merasa
Kasih disalut dengan kejujuran

Mencintai dirimu
Merindui dirimu
Memiliki dirimu
Hingga akhir hayat bersama kamu

Kau yang bernama cinta
Kau yang memberi rasa
Kau yang ilhamkan bahagia
Hingga aku terasa indah

Kau yang bernama cinta
Hingga aku rasa indah

oklah, nak pergi tengok AdaMaya!!

7 Tentpoles of iPhone OS 4.0

2010-04-09T16:14:00.001-07:00

Apple is back with the latest big revision of the OS that powers the iPhone, iPod touch and iPad. iPhone OS 4 is shipping this summer (iPad in the fall), and the developer preview will be out today. iPhone 3GS and new-gen iPod touch will get all the features, but some features won't make it to the iPhone 3G, original iPhone, and older iPod touches.

In addition, iPhone 4.0 boasts more than 100 new user features, such as playlist creation, 5x digital zoom in the camera app, tap-to-focus for video, auto photo-geotagging, the addition of Places functionality, the ability to change the Home screen wallpaper, improved spell-checking, and support for Bluetooth keyboards. Many of the features added are already available on the iPad, which currently runs iPhone OS 3.2.

1. Multitasking

The biggest new feature is multitasking, which Apple says is going to be the "best" implementation in the smartphone space, though it's obviously not the first. App switching is activated by double tapping the home button, which pulls up a "dock" of currently running apps, and Apple claims it can do this without hurting battery life or performance for the front app.

2. Folders

You’ll be able to stash apps in folders in iPhone 4.0

To tackle the problem of having too many apps on your phone, Apple is introducing Folders in the iPhone 4.0 update. “As people are downloading more and more apps, they have to keep flicking from page to page,” Jobs said. “They want a way to organize [apps] and find them, and Folders fits the bill.”

3. Mail

Apple has overhauled the Mail application for iPhone 4.0, adding support for a number of features, including a unified inbox that allows you to see all incoming mail from multiple accounts. You can also quickly jump between inboxes for multiple accounts. In addition, Mail also now supports more than one Exchange account at a time, and you can also organize by thread.

Attachments are enhanced as well: you can now tap files attached (.doc, .pdf ect) to e-mail messages to open them in a separate application, including third-party apps.

4. iBooks on iPhone

In another borrowed feature from the iPad, Apple will make its iBooks e-reader available to the iPhone in iPhone OS 4.0. The iPhone offering will be a smaller version of the iPad app, but it allows for the same features, including purchasing from Apple’s iBookstore. And you’ll also be able to sync your place and bookmarks between multiple devices—leave off reading a book on your iPad, and you can start reading it in the same place on your iPhone.

5. Enterprise features

iPhone 4.0 has added new features for business users. At the top of the list is better data protection: all e-mail, including attachments, can be encrypted with your PIN code. And Apple will make encryption APIs available to third-party developers, allowing them to do the same with data stored in their apps.

Apple also plans to roll out improvements for mobile device management for companies that deploy large numbers of iPhones. Companies can now wirelessly distribute applications anywhere in the world from their own servers.

6. Game Center

Billed as a “developer preview” in iPhone OS 4, Apple announced a social-gaming network called Game Center, which seems poised to compete with services such as Xbox Live and the PlayStation Network. You’ll be able to invite friends, participate in online matchmaking, compete in leaderboards, earn achievements, and more. While available first to developers—presumably so they can integrate the functionality in their apps—Game Center will roll out to end users later this year.

7. iAd

As was widely rumored, Apple announced its own built-in advertising system for the iPhone OS, iAd. Developers to incorporate ads into their application and use both video and interactive elements without taking users out of the current application. And the system is built entirely on ~~Adobe Flash~~ HTML5.

“It’s all about helping our developers make money through advertising so they can keep their free apps free,” said Jobs.

RECAP

Hello, iPad!!

2010-04-04T14:11:00.000-07:00

The Apple iPad. The name is a killing word -- more than a product -- it's a statement, an idea, and potentially a prime mover in the world of consumer electronics. Before iPad it was called the Apple Tablet, the Slate, Canvas, and a handful of other guesses -- but what was little more than rumor and speculation for nearly ten years is now very much a reality. Announced on January 27th to a middling response, Apple has been readying itself for what could be the most significant product launch in its history; the making (or breaking) of an entirely new class of computer for the company.

Hardware
Industrial design

The bulk of its surface is taken up by a 9.7-inch, 1024 x 768, capacitive, multitouch LED-backlit display surrounded by a glossy black bezel that some will say is too wide but, in practice, is an important design consideration that prevents the touchscreen from being inadvertently activated when handled. There's only Apple's signature "home" button to interact with, and the back of the device is a dutifully simple piece of curved aluminum. Like most Apple products, it's a beauty to behold, but it's not exactly notable for design flourishes; simply put, it's good looking but not terribly exciting.

The iPad does house a few other components you should be aware of: a volume rocker and screen position lock (which forces the device to remain in landscape or portrait mode) on the upper right hand side, a power / sleep button and headphone jack on either side of its top edge, and Apple's famous 30-pin dock connector alongside a single thin speaker on the bottom of the unit. There is nothing outwardly notable about the buttons or layout on the iPad -- if you've used an iPod touch or iPhone, you'll find yourself right at home... and that's exactly how Apple wants it.

Internals

As you probably know by now, the iPad packs Apple's custom, PA Semi-designed 1GHz A4 system-on-a-chip -- a single Cortex A8 core coupled with a PowerVR SGX GPU.

Display

As we mentioned at the start of the review, the iPad is all about its screen, and Apple's 9.7-inch LED backlit IPS display does not disappoint. Colors on the screen are vibrant and saturated, while blacks feel true and deep. The iPad can be cranked up to an almost painful brightness, but also handles lower settings well -- that's especially important for readers (they even include a brightness control inside of iBooks).

Other hardware

For the most part, there's not much else to say about the iPad when it comes to its physical attributes. The home button is your only point of hardware interaction with the software, though you have those volume controls and rotation lock switch. The speaker actually does a rather impressive job of outputting clean, well balanced sound given its size, but let's be honest -- you're not going to be using this as your party sound system. The 30-pin connector is standard issue for Apple's mobile products, but we have to take serious issue with the lack of a USB port or SD card reader. The company offers both of these as an accessory as a means to transfer photos and video onto the device, but it seems like such a glaring oversight to not have built these in that it bears mentioning.

Software

Operating system / User interface

By now you should know that the iPad's interface is nearly identical in every way to the iPhone or iPod touch UI. The reason for that is obvious: it's built on the same operating system, a derivation of OS X for mobile devices. As far as actual navigation on the device goes, it really is exactly like the iPhone. You have pages and pages made up of grids of icons, a dock for your favorite apps (up to six, mind you), and a persistent status bar which displays the time and other information. In our opinion Apple has missed a huge opportunity to open up the "desktop" space on the iPad and allow for micro-apps or widgets on these screens. On the iPad there isn't really a single glanceable piece of information you can get at beyond the time and WiFi status -- and using all of that gorgeous screen real estate just to display a widely spaced grid of icons is not only a waste, but just kind of looks silly. In truth, if Apple's developers believe that it's not helpful to give people more than a single thing to look at at one time, they're not only wrong, but they're contradicting years of improvements to the company's desktop OS. That said, thereare a few new components present in the iPad UI which shows that Apple has put some effort into expanding the language of this OS.

Before we talk about the overall feel of using this device, we wanted to break down those new elements:

Pop-overs (modals): Windows which pop up and hover above the content you're interacting with, used to excellent effect within the iPod app for displaying track listings when you touch an album, or getting information on books or music to purchase in the iBookstore and iTunes. These modals have their own navigation and points of interaction separate from the main content you're working with.
Split screens: Exactly what it sounds like. Apple is using all that big real estate to break up what would have been multiple pages on an iPhone, dividing up the content into segments of the same screen. In the mail app, that means you can look at the list of your emails while keeping a message in view, or keep your multi-page work in Keynote available to you even when editing (think how Preview handles a folder of images).
Tap-and-hold: Now, this is present in some places on the iPhone, but Apple has really expanded its use with the iPad, offering lots of situations where a long press gets you deeper, contextual interactivity and functionality. We're big fans of this gesture on other devices (hello, Android), and it's nice to see Apple putting it to better use within the iPad's UI. We hope this trend continues throughout the company's mobile OSs.
Contextual menus: While tap-and-hold gets you some options for context-specific menus, the iPad interface is littered with other single tap buttons that pop open those same kind of options. The shift certainly seems to be towards these transient menus as opposed to paging through screens like we're used to on the iPhone.
Toolbar drop-downs: Apple hammered on toolbar items with previous iterations of the iPhone OS, but on the iPad, toolbars aren't just links to deeper pages -- they're self-contained menus, often with lots of levels and options for tweaking the work you're doing. They are literally all over the iPad.
Tabs (or Cover Flow) everywhere: You know how Safari handles multiple pages? Well that behavior is used throughout the iPad to navigate through files or lists of options. In Safari, as in other apps, the content is presented as a grid, while elsewhere it's a scrollable list akin to Mobile Safari's present use (or webOS cards).
Nearly full-sized virtual keyboards: In portrait mode, we were able to tap out some messages using our thumbs, but we mostly did single finger typing. On the other hand, the landscape keyboard is big and totally usable. In fact, we were surprised at how quickly and accurately we could bang out emails on it.

To put a point on the iPad's UI and the user experience: there is no question that Apple has created an engaging, simple, and surprisingly powerful platform for this device. For many of the applications -- especially some of the third party titles starting to trickle out -- the stuff people are coming up with is insanely clever, just plain cool, or both.

For many consumers, it will be easy enough to accomplish much of what you would with a netbook or laptop on the iPad, and yet other experiences will extend far beyond what you would do on a typical computer. It's not a laptop replacement, and this OS can't do everything a laptop can do -- but maybe it doesn't have to.

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The Last Samba

2010-03-20T11:15:00.001-07:00

Kay Rezz (Chinko) is a classy and complete centre-forward, pairing the ability to ruthlessly and regularly find the net inside the box with the aptitude to create moments of sheer magic outside it.

Toh Chi Lung likes players with plenty of charisma in the way they play, and the Chink’s calmness is instantly recognisable on the field. It’s also an approach that has drawn comparisons with former United talisman Christiano Ronaldo. Like the captivating Portuguese, Kay Rezz loves to entertain with the ball at his feet, and he also shares Ronaldo’s happy knack for scoring important goals, which he showed more than once in his first season at Le Samba CF and also in 2009/2010 RFL season. (Against Chittapa FC and Tigers FC)

Kay Rezz started out with the underdog team, FCUK. He joined The Chinaman Army in 2006, following the footsteps of his roommate, Magesh, who also played for the club.

Despite promising starts, his first season at the club received mixed reviews; he’s being praised for his skills, but also often criticised for lack of consistency and poor decision making on the field however later on, has shown signs of improvement, and VK (Team Captain) has promised Kay Rezz will further raise his game.

“I really hope he has the same success as me, or even more, because he’s got the ability to do this," said VK.

Naveen (1st year newbie) stole all the headlines in 2009/2010 bagged the best Defender/Midfielder, but Kay Rezz chipped in with another 6 goals.

"He’s always so in control and pinpoint accurate with his passing – a beautiful player to watch."

Chinko’s exciting strike partnership with Asoka and Harinthiran was one of the key factors in the Sambas’ RFL triumph and cemented his iconic status at Room 8-12.

But it's not just Kay Rezz's goals that have endeared him to the Samba faithful. A tireless worker, Magesh always gives 100 per cent and can't stand losing.

“Are you meant to smile sweetly and jog back to the halfway line?” he protested at the time. "People want footballers to be whiter than white. Do they want a game of robots?" And that about sums up Magesh's passion for the game and, more importantly, Le’ Samba.

He arrived with the billing: the ‘new Benzema’. But upon his arrival at Le Samba CF from ~~nowhere~~ Mallu FC in 2007 most Samba Fans were left asking: ‘Abilash who?

’"His performance level and drive has never changed," says VK. "It's more obvious in Abilash because he never had the talent of Kay Rezz or Naveen, but he had determination to make sure he was always in the team.

As he began his third season in a blue shirt, the one thing that was missing from Abilash’s game was a goal, though it hadn't been for lack of trying. But he finally broke that duck with a fine strike from the middle of the court against G-15 in 2007. He has set a standard and big things are expected of him in the coming years, but it’s safe to say ‘Abilash’ and ‘who?’ will not come packaged in the same sentence again.

There have been plenty of pretenders to Min Jie’s throne since his abdication in 2008. But few have graced the number 1 jersey with such quality and consistency as Rahul.
The two differ in style; Min Jie was famed for bellowing at his back four as well as his brilliant saves. Rahul, however, uses his calm assurance to great effect.

VK, the team captain has got that thing which not many players have anymore – the ability to dribble. People who can run with the ball, take it up the pitch and beat a man are a dying breed – there aren't many around.

“I love the feeling when you score," VK says, "especially because it's not one of my main jobs. But I try and take up good positions and go up for top corners not to the goalkeeper. If you get lucky it's a great feeling."

2009/2010 season ended with astonishing result for Le Samba. With 7 wins, 3 loses and 2 draws has put them in the top 5 elite teams in RSMU Futsal League. 3 years after its establishment, Le’ Samba has finally evolved from the team some have thought to be trashable to the team that needs to be avoided. Many have enjoyed our show… All the upsets and the unimaginable results have made Le Samba, the most anticipated team in the history of RFL. For that, we could proudly hold our heads high and bid farewell to the club which has given the most memorable experience to us. We also would like to thank the Fans for their never-ending support!!

if you ain't laughin, you ain't livin

Jalan-Jalan Cari Pasal : London Day 2

2010-03-14T16:12:00.001-07:00

Terlebih dahulu trimas diucapkan kepada penaja segmen hari kedua ini, Kissmi-Kissyu : pembekal rasmi otak-otak untuk pasukan lari dalam guni rumah jingga.

Setelah dikaji dengan teliti di mana station underground yg berdekatan dan sesuai, kami memilih tempat-tempat berikut untuk dilawati di hari ke-2.

1. Tower of London

Memang masa tu cuaca tak berapa baik..gerimis mengundang,,. pemandangan pun tak berapa terang.. So.. ape yang menarik kat sini? Struktur bangunannya yea.. cantik. kita dapat lihat betapa berseninya susunan batu-batu kat bangunan ni. dia punya tempat jalan pun cantik susunan batu-batunya. Pastu ada banyak sejarahnya tempat ini. Dikatakan tempat ini adalah tempat mereka torture prisoners.. pastu adalah citer-citer hantu disebaliknya. Kami tak memberi perhatian sangat sebab sibuk amik gambar dan video kat sini. Pengawal tu kot hantu.. berkawat je memanjang..

Kat sini juga korang berpeluang untuk melihat koleksi-koleksi Crown Jewels Queen Victoria. tapi, takleh nak amik gambar..jadi tak dapat la kongsi dengan korang. Mereka kata ada berlian yg terbesar di dunia di sini! yea…memang besar!! korang kena datang n tengok sendiri yea? kalau nak digambarkan dengan kata-kata memang susah sebab berlian itu memang.. besar!

Lepas tu korang boleh merentasi Tower Bridge ke seberang sungai Thames. Bridge ni pun lawa.. struktur asal dan kesinambungannya masih terpelihara dan kita boleh lihat bridge ni ada 2 tingkat. Kami tak berpeluang untuk naik ke tingkat ke-2 sebab kesuntukan waktu.

2. HMS Belfast

Ini adalah kapal perang masa World War 2.. dulu digunakan untuk berperang dan sekarang dah dijadikan museum. Samalah dengan museum kapal kat Melaka tu. cuma ni lagi canggih dan lagi besar. yang menariknya, kapal ini sangat besar..bertingkat-tingkat..jadi nak amik video pun malas..buat abes bateri je. bila berada di dalam kapal ataupun di atas kapal ini kami merasa seperti berperang yea.. dengan sound effects lagi. Kalau sesape yang minat kapal-kapal ni boleh la singgah.. tak masuk pun takpe, amik je gambar kat luar. tapi tak dapat la buat pose cam Titanic yea?

3. Thames City Cruise

Daripada HMS Belfast, korang boleh pergi ke Pier berdekatan untuk naik City Cruise. sambil melihat pemandangan sepanjang Thames River, korang bleh belajar tentang sejarah bangunan-bangunan yg berdekatan seperti London Bridge, Fire Monument, Millennium Bridge and Eye of London. Cruise ni akan stop di Westminster, tempat rasmi kerajaan di sini. Kat sana terletaknya Big Ben dengan Parliament.

Attractions ni biasanya tutup pukul 5pm and last admission pukul 4-4.30pm.. lepas tu mana lagi nak lepak dan membuang masa? ke Oxford Street laa~ kat sana ada pelbagai shopping mall yg hebat-hebat dan akan membuatkan tangan anda gatal dan poket anda panas sebab kerap tarik keluar-masuk dompet. ini adalah AMARAN!! kepada sesiapa yang terasa lemah dengan tanda ‘%’ anda dinasihatkan untuk membawa seseorang yg immune dengan tanda tu. Jangan terpedaya dengan angka kecil yg ditanyangkan~ semuanya kena 6 kali ganda! hehehehe

So.. what’s for dinner? kat Bayswater tempat penginapan ni banyak kedai-kedai makan. Ada McD, Burger King, Chinese Food, Indian Food, Cat Food, Pizza Hut..haa, pandai-pandai la korang pilih. Pastu tempat ni juga berdekatan dengan Malaysian Hall. Kat hall tu ada jual pelbagai juadah dari Malaysia. orang-orang malaysia juga ada di sana. Jadi, kalau korang mengidam sangat, bleh la ke sana. Harganya memang ~~cekik darah~~ berpatutan. Post akan datang aku akan cerita dengan lebih lanjut.

Belanja di hari ke-2 :

1. Tower of London Souvenirs : £10

2. Food Stuff buat stock : £19

3. Indian Food Dinner : £20

TOTAL : £49 (RM269)

Next Post : Chelsea FC Stadium, Kensington Palace, Hyde park, Royal Albert Hall

3G in Moscow…already??

2010-03-04T07:55:00.001-08:00

3G network has been introduced in the world since year 2000. However after 10 years, there are no sign of 3G network in Moscow even though there are so many 3G phones being advertised plus the introduction of iPhone 3G last year. Heck, they even got 4G WiMAX being used broadly and people has gone insane with it.

Internet is super fast here and also popularly priced. Better yet, it is one of the fastest internet speed in the world..better than USA. People like me who couldn’t withstand and would gone psycho when the network connection is inaccessible needs to search for the other alternatives in order to compensate the lost. Thus, this is where 3G is very much needed. 4G? don’t even think about it.. have to buy the dongle, need to spend on the fees..this and that.. added, you’ll need a laptop for it.. so insignificant.

So today, I was so surprised to see the 3G sign on my phone. It was thrilling and I almost shed a tear!! Ahhh…finally, there’s 3G network in Moscow!! The speed is almost the same like WiFi.. it was super-awesome-fast~ (drool)

It didn’t last long though.. Maybe the network is still under trials since it needs to get an approval from the military. (what nonsense!) But then.. it was good enough for me and after 10 years we could expect to see some improvement in the mobile network in Moscow.

“Dude~ you can get 3G in Malaysia and it has been there for years!!”

“Ohh yea.. I wouldn’t mind using it if it didn’t deduct RM20 for 5 minutes of data usage!!”

“ =_=! ”

The UNPRECEDENTED FC Colo-colo

2010-03-01T14:06:00.001-08:00

MIC Tamil New Year Cup. A happy ending?

On Sunday, 28th February 2010, the bulk of AKULA FC plus some others formed a formidable team named, FC Colo-colo. We were grouped with Manja FC and SSC from Moscow Medical Academy, and KPMM (Bukit Tinggi in disguise).

Our first game kinda sucked because most of us arrived just around 15minutes before the game, plus Zul didnt come even though I went to his room to wake him up. Well, to each, his own. The game was scrappy, but we managed to lose only by 2-0, which was quite a result because actually Manja FC is the Zibom team in disguise, regular top 3 contenders in the M1 league.

In the second match, we had reinforcement in the form of AKULA hardcore, Azzam. The game against fellow uni mates KPMM was a fiery one. Tackles went flying , bodies sacrificed, but in the end we managed to get a very satisfying 3-0 win. Shazli drew first blood, then another goal from the lanky Khir. Sufrin went flying under the challenge of KPMM's Mate and we were awarded a penalty kick. Sufrin made no mistake from the spot to send KPMM's Shahril to the wrong way, thus opening his account and scoring his very first goal in his M2 competitions. Plus he kissed the Man U badge on his jersey too (part of his bet to Naqqib and Azzam) =p .

We expected the third game in the big zal, but suddenly we were called to play in the small zal instead. Bemused, we quickly changed into our away sky-blue or royal-blue shirts and played SSC. SSC played very physically, Mizan went flying and rolling around like a matryoshka doll, Azzam went down several times under strong challenges, basically we were all kicked around like some kind of meat. In the end, we lost 5-0... thus ending our challenge in the cup there and then, with no hope of qualifying.

In a personal sense, I am very satisfied with the effort of our team, FC Colo-colo . We showed resilience, strength, character and never say die attitude (which sadly, was missing in our AKULA team.. :( huhu..)
Good job guys!!! And hopefuly, we will play together as a team again next time! Cheers!

Azwani, AKULA and FC Colo-colo team Captain.

Naqqib, team Manager and Tactician.

Sufrin/Dol, attacker, Penalty Specialist.

Azzam, attacker/defender, Assistant Manager.

Khir, attacker, Super Sub.

Shazli, midfield dynamo, First Team Coach.

Nazmi/Jimmy, goalkeeper, the Beast.

Mizan, attacker, Waterboy.

*Repost from http://a-k-u-l-a.blogspot.com/

P/S : Special thanks for the team manager for inviting me to join this unprecedented club. Frankly, yes.. it was a happy ending! Hope next time we could team-up again!! ;)

Jalan-Jalan Cari Pasal : London

2010-02-21T15:26:00.001-08:00

YO Chingus!

Terlebih dahulu, terima kasih diucapkan kepada pil Chi-Kit Taek Un : "Lu talak belak, Wa kasi tolong" sebab menaja segmen Jalan-Jalan Cari Pasal ini.

Untuk kali ini segmen ini membawa kita ke London, ibu kota England yg terletak di atas Latitud 51.3 Utara dan Longitud 0.1 Barat. Di dalam segmen ini juga kita akan membicarakan tentang macam mana caranya untuk menghabiskan masa dan wang di tempat ini dengan sepenuhnya.

Sebagai permulaannya, korang kenalah buat plan seperti :

1. Tempat tinggal

2. Peta Underground, Peta bas

2. Duit belanja

3. Tempat ~~melancong~~ / melencong

4. Buah tangan untuk kawan-kawan dan makcik-makcik, kalau takde nanti korang kena tangan pulak kan.. haaa

5. Extra : iPhone 3G or 3GS ataupun at least iPod Touch dan download application London Tube Deluxe and London Bus

Tempat tinggal kat sana nak kata murah taklah.. mencekik adalah. £50/night at least yea.. kalau nak tempat yg ada internet, ada wire ke takde wire itu korang kena tanya masa buat booking. pastu kena ada tempat nak cuci baju.. takkan korang nak cuci dalam sinki plak kan? duduk lama-lama pastu tak cuci baju plak.. kalau bawak mak sekali tu lain cerita la kan? pastu kalau nk jimat dari segi barang makanan, cari tempat yg ada microwave n dapur. huishh~ mmg penjimatan terhebat. hari-hari korang bleh makan frozen food je.

Kalau korang plan nak duduk lama pastu mati akal nak pergi mana, pakai la London Pass. korang tengok sendiri la yea kat www.londonpass.com. bila korang pakai pass ni, korang bleh pergi mana-mana kat London percuma* (benci plak ada * ni)

*tempat-tempat ni korang check kat website

Tempat tinggal haruslah strategik. Dekat dengan Underground, stesen bas, laluan pejalan kaki, tempat makan, TESCO (penting sangat!!) dengan McD (untuk internet FREE) sorry beb, starbucks kat sana takde internet free. Untuk mengetahui tempat-tempat ini dengan lebih lanjut, pakai la Google Maps Street View.

Baiklah! ayuh kita mulakan hari PERTAMA

Sampai2 je kat airport, korang pg ler tukar duit. Cari yang 0% commission punya.. kalau korang kering sangat time tu, takde ape-ape nak tukar, cari la ATM.. lagi jimat. RM12 je potong. Kat ATM pun sama.. cari yg 0% punya…haaa memang, kat sana suka mencekik..poket korang akan terasa panas je.

Dari airport, korang ada 2 option : naik underground ke tempat korang atau naik Heathrow Express (kalau korang turun kat Heathrow la kan) macam biasa, harga ada beza punya masa pun ada juga beza. underground ke central London = £4.50 dan amik masa (+-) satu jam. Heathrow Express = £18 utk 15 minit saje.

Aku ada banyak masa time tu. so naik underground sudey.. Beli Oyster Card utk £3 and pastu pakai travel pass 7 hari = £26 saje. maksudnya dlam tempoh 7 hari, korang bleh naik underground pergi mana-mana saje. kuar masuk suka hati korang la. utk 7 hari buat la underground ni macam ~~mak bapak~~ korang punya.

1st day ni korang pg la explore tempat-tempat terdekat. pastu beli barang makanan, pergi gunting rambut ke. orang kata, amik feel dulu n kenali persekitaran anda.

Biasa la first day kan.. sesat sana.. sesat sini.. tapi jangan risau la..orang kat sana baik-baik belaka. tolong-menolong dah menjadi salah satu sifat mereka. orang malaysia pun kalah! berikut adalah perbualan yg sempat kami saksikan :

Seorang chick terjatuh barangnya dan tunduk untuk mengutipnya.. kemudian dia di sapa oleh seorang dude.

Chick : Opocot! terjatuh plak kotak kismis aku.

Dude : Nice arse!

Chick : aduhai~ betul ke? thanks!!

(bayangkan kejadian ni berlaku di Malaysia)

Chick : Opocot! kotak kismis aku jatuh plak.. hish bencinya~ ermm.. tunduk jap la.

Dude : Phewitt~ sexynya!

Chick : Woiii~!! ko nak mati ke? Dah lama hidup?? Tolong~ Tolong~ ada orang gatal!! sambil membaling kismis-kismis kepada Dude tadi.

Dude : Ape ni?? orang puji pun salah ke? Macam la ada..

Biasalah..kat Malaysia ada adab dan adatnya. korang takleh la suka-suka memju walaupun mmg patut dipuji. stakat tengok je bleh la..tapi jgn sampai kantoi pula, nanti melekat la benda kat muka.

Haa.. itulah kisahnya di hari pertama. Badan pun penat, jet lag lagi. dah siap beli-beli barang makanan, plan la ape korang nak buat esok.

Belanja pada hari pertama :

1. Oyster Card + Travel Pass = £29

2. Internet 7 hari = £15

3. Barang makanan = £15

4. Sim Card (kalau korang nak guna 3G utk Google Maps) = £10

TOTAL = £69 (RM 380)

NEXT POST : London Pass Trips

iPhone Guide for uNewbs

2010-01-13T05:26:00.001-08:00

YO! Chingus!

This guide is specially made for all the iPhone-newbies out there since I've constantly received questions regarding on HOW to do this and that on the iPhone. iPhone is not an ordinary phone. It's a SMARTPHONE and thus, as a USER, you wouldn't want your PHONE to OUTSMART you right? So be SMART and let's make a full use of your iPhone.

It all started with a basic question.. what is the iPhone?

iPhone is not a phone, at least not in an ordinary sense. It's a multi purpose touchscreen computer, small enough to fit in your pocket. It can do so much and by so, making it a complex device.

What is iPhone Firmware?

The latest firmware right now is ~~3.1.2~~ 3.1.3. Firmware is a program that is running in your phone and basically doing the work for your iPhone. It fixes, patches the original software in your phone.

Bottom Newbies Guide

How do I jailbreak my iPhone?

Jailbreak is a method to 'release' your iPhone from Apple restriction so that you could do anything like installing 'cracked' apps, modifying the themes, installing ringtones, wallpaper and customizing your phone like nobody's business.

Method of jailbreaking.

1. Update your iPhone to 3.1.2 (open itunes, plug in iPhone, and click update)

1. go to www.blackra1n.com

2. download the jailbreaking software either for windows or Mac OS X, depending on your OS

3. make sure your iPhone is plugged in, open blackra1n you downloaded and click "Make it rain"

4. read the disclaimer. say thanks (in your heart i suppose. hehe)

5. look at your iPhone, slide to unlock, open "blackrain" (make sure your WiFi is turned ON)

6. select Cydia and choose Install

7. your phone will restart by itself, open cydia again and wait for it to refresh

8. you will be asked a question, choose user

9. you will be asked to upgrade, choose complete upgrade

10. it will restart by itself, then open cydia again

11. go to Manage (see bottom part)

12. select sources

13. select edit then select add

14. key in http://sinfuliphonerepo.com, then select add anyway

15. then select Sinful iPhone

16. choose Appsync 3.1.2 and then Install

*Appsync : a software needed to run 'cracked' apps on your iPhone

*Cydia : a software needed to enable your iPhone to recognise cracked apps and to install themes. Other than that, you wouldn't have to know.

Installing 'cracked' apps

1. go to www.apptrackr.org from your computer

2. search for the app you want

3. select the latest version (1.2 is the latest one if you compare it to 1.0)

4. new windows will come out. just follow the instruction (key in code, wait few seconds, or select save it to computer..which ever necessary)

6. wait for it to finish downloading

"Ohh crap.. it's in .zip file. I cannot unzip.."

You shouldn't unzip the file. Just rename the file, and remove the .zip. Now the app you downloaded is in .ipa

*yes.. you cannot see the .zip, of course. go to my computer, press Alt on your keyboard, select tools, folder options, then select view and then UNCHECK hide extensions for known file types.

*Now.. can you see the .zip at the end of your downloaded app? Good. now remove the .zip

Let's continue

7. Double-click the downloaded app and it will automatically copied inside the iTunes.

8. Sync it to your iPhone (select iPhone in iTunes, select application, then select sync)

9. Smile! you got yourself a free application!!! now you can happily do it by yourself!! :D

Advance Newbies Guide

Can I use Bluetooth to share pictures with my friends?

Yes, there's an app for that. it is called Photoshare+ and it is FREE. you can download it straight from iTunes.

Can iPhone do Multitasking?

Yes, go to Cydia, and search for Proswitcher

Go to settings and set up your Proswitcher

How to Install cracked applications directly from the iPhone (Installous)

1. Make sure Appsync 3.1.2 is installed

2. From the same repo (SinfuliPhone), choose Installous and install

3. Exit Cydia, go to Installous and just search for the app you want and select DOWNLOAD

4. See download icon below (Arrow pointing down) and select it

5. Select the app you downloaded and then select install

6. Enjoy your downloaded app!!

Alright..those are the FAQs, if you have any more questions, just leave a message in the chat box and I will answer your questions as soon as possible. I might do a step-by-step guide with pictures if you want. hehehe

Now that you are SMART enough to handle you iPhone, share your knowledge with your friends and other iPhone users. After all, you are not a newbie anymore and you deserve a pat on the back! ;)

CHIAOZ~!!

Taiko's Guide to Russian Language

2009-11-13T11:25:00.000-08:00

YO CHINGUS!

The first post of the year!! Well, since next year will be my last year in Russia, why not I teach you on how to speak in Russian? Like any other languages, there are grammatical rules, declensions, cases and all the crap. It took me 4 years to actually understand the flow of this language but still couldn't express it very well. However, I've discovered the hidden technique on how to master this language. Chingus, I present to you.. Taiko's Guide to Russian Language. Let it be smiles in your face for this festive year!! XD

You will not learn the language if you don't know cultural things like swear words and bad phrases, slang after all. This is why I decided to give you an opportunity to see how you can use these words in a real situation. Russian is a language that sounds edgy and expressive to non-Russian speakers. It's not surprising to learn that the swear words in Russian sound pretty fierce as well.

Thus, to enhance your knowledge in Russian Language, I've provided you with the instructions on how to swear in Russian. Just follow these easy 1-2-3 steps and you'll end up singing in Russian in the shower!

STEP 1. Learn swear words from Russian friends. Your friends can be a great source of information and swear words, and can also provide you with the proper pronunciation of the words and phrases as well as the meanings.

i) Blyad

literally, “whore.” This word is usually encountered in its contracted form “blya,” a particle used mainly for emphasis, adding a touch of lurid color at the end of absolutely any phrase. “Ty chyo, blya?” (What the fuck are you doing/saying?) could be an act of friendly raillery or the verbal prelude to a headbutt.

The B-word is also a common cri-de-coeur (An impassioned outcry, appeal, protest or entreaty) : you stub your toe — “Blya!” Some people are so addicted that they use the word to season even the most banal utterance. Eg. “A on, blya, mne skazal, blya, chto ya, blya...” This is the meat in the dumpling of Russian mat — it’s impossible to imagine a conversation with a taxi driver without it.

ii) Khui

literally, “cock.” The first thing after “hello” that people learn how to say in a foreign language is “fuck off,” and some manage to get by thereafter on these two phrases alone. “Idi na khui!” is the Russian equivalent, literally meaning “Go to the penis!” Yes, I know it sounds silly in translation. But what makes the system of Russian mat so interesting are the derivatives.

“Okhuyet” is to be extremely surprised, like when you see your friend Abs puking in the gutter. He would then report to be feeling “khuyovo.” Also worth remembering are “Ni khuya sebe!” — “No fucking way!” and the derivative “khuinya” — bollocks, bullshit.

iii) Pizda

literally, “cunt.” If you’re tired of sending people to the penis, you can send them “v pizdu” for the sake of variety. Derivatives abound from this particularly crude item: your new mobile you might describe as “pizdaty,” or if you doubt the truth of a statement, you could say “Chyo ty pizdish?” — “Why are you talking through your...?” Well, you know what. Perhaps the most useful incarnation of this word is “pizdets,” meaning a “total fuck up.” The phrase “Eto prosto pizdets!” expresses the sublime degree of misery, a predicament where things can get no worse.

iv) Mudak

literally, “testicle.” This word is never used in its original meaning, but has come into common currency to mean an “asshole” or “dickhead,” i.e. a man you find disagreeable. This word is at the softcore end of the mat spectrum, but a phrase like “on polny mudak,” is still a dire condemnation of anyone it is used to denote. When a shapka-wearing Volga driver cuts you off on the Garden Ring, “mudak!” is what you shout out of your window at him. A younger “mudak” could be tenderly referred to as a “mudachok,” while an adult male could also be termed a “mudilo” — a particularly unpleasant subspecies of the “mudak.”

v) Yebat

literally, “to fuck.” This verb has all the primary meanings you’d expect it to have, with a couple of juicy extras unknown to English. “Zaebat” means to exhaust, to make sick of. “On menya zaebal!” means “I’m sick to fucking death of him.” For the virtuoso mat-user, “vyebyvatsya” means to show off in some crass or reprehensible way. To fuck someone up is “otyebat,” and the reflexive form “otyebis!” means “get the fuck away from me!” Also, “zayebis!” is a nice mat variant of “khorosho” or “kruto.” For example, “Vsyo zayebis!” — “Everything’s fucking great!”

vi) Suka

literally, "bitch". Ironically in Malay, it is used as an expression of liking someone.

"Sukin sin!" means "son of a bitch" "Na kaleini, suka!!" "On your knees, bitch!!"

STEP 2. Record your Russian friends so you can listen to them over and over until you can emulate their intonations and pronunciations.

STEP 3. Go to the library and check out books that have swear words in Russian and different languages OR you can search it online. One such book is the International Dictionary of Obscenities that has almost 14 pages of Russian swear words as well as a pronunciation guide.

http://www.amazon.com/International-Dictionary-Obscenities-Indecent-Expressions/dp/0933884184

*It costs only 9.95USD. Worldwide shipping via DHL 25USD and 5% commission = 37USD!! Combined shipping is available.

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months

Hope this year will bring joy and happiness to all of you! Chiaoz Chingus!!

Angel

2009-10-23T05:03:00.000-07:00

Angel

Kau pernah bawaku kesana

Dialam mimpiku

Dia

Yang selalu ada dihatiku

Mengusir rindu

Bawa daku bersamamu

Angel

Tunjukkanlah mata hatimu

Seperti selalu

Kutahu

Kerdipan gemintang kan hilang

Pastikan hilang

Bawa daku bersamamu

Kuingankan hanya kamu

Percayalah kepadaku

Angin hembuskan rinduku

Ku tahu nurani diriku

Mahuku hanya kamu

Lirikan senyuman yang membisu

Tapi hanya kamu...

Angel

Kesudahannya mungkin tiba

Kurelakan semua

Moga

Kita diberkati olehNya

Selama lama

Your brightest star is shining next to mine

Every night and day

Do you know?

Stars explode and then they fade away

I'll be you angel, looking for you from above

For the rest of days..

I'm so sorry if I let you down

Your tears will break my heart in two

Still, can I be your Angel?

You THINK you can OWN an iPhone?

2009-10-21T04:19:00.000-07:00

Dearest CHINGUS,

So.. this is a post about what you should know before owning an iPhone. Let me stress on this part, iPhone is a revolutionary smartphone that could do ALMOST everything and in order to gain its true potential, one should have this question in mind."What is THE iPhone?" Hence, I created this post as a guidance for all of the people who THINK that they could handle an iPhone.

iPhone is the GOD of all the smartphones. You don't own an iPhone just because of its popularity or its attraction. You own it because you believe that it can do almost everything other than its function as a smartphone. Thus, this question should popped out in your mind... "What is the iPhone?"

iPhone
It is an Internet and multimedia enabled smartphone designed and marketed by Apple Inc. Because its minimal hardware interface lacks a physical keyboard, the multi-touch screen renders a virtual keyboard when necessary.
The iPhone functions as a camera phone (also including text messaging and visual voicemail), a portable media player (equivalent to a video iPod), and an Internet client (with email, web browsing, and Wi-Fi connectivity).

Generations
1st Gen - iPhone 2G
This is the first ever iPhone. The mother of all the iPhones which are currently in the market. Things that you SHOULD know :

Made of aluminium and plastics
It has NO 3G
Can be UNLOCKED
Camera 2MP

2nd Gen - iPhone 3G

Fully in plastics
3G capability
Can be Unlocked ONLY until firmware 3.0.1 (21/10/2009)
Camera 2MP

3rd Gen - iPhone 3GS

Fully in plastics
Almost identical to that of the 3G, differentiated only by the latter's reflective silver text which now matches the silver Apple logo, replacing the 3G's grey text.
Can be Unlocked ONLY until firmware 3.0.1
Camera 3.2MP

iPhone 3GS
This is the latest iPhone made by Apple. S stands for SPEED and thus the internal hardware is upgraded to double the speed in comparison with iPhone 2G and iPhone 3G.
Camera is upgraded to 3,2MP and it has video recording capability.

Jailbreak
This is the most shitty thing for the iPhone owners to encounter. Lots of questions and complications arise when discussing about jailbreaking the iPhone. Let me make this simple..

Jailbreaking is a method of uncovering the true potential of the iPhone. With jailbreaking, you can add additional stuff that was originally rejected by Apple itself.
Reasons of rejecting : May cause dysfunction of the phone due to excessive usage of battery and memory. Jailbreaking the iPhone would be copyright infringement due to the necessary modification of system software.

Why should I jailbreak my iPhone?
To get free cracked Apps.
To UNLOCK the iPhone.

How to Jailbreak?
Download this software called blackra1n (blackra1n.com)
Simple program, will jailbreak your iPhone in 15mins. compatibility up to the latest firmware 3.1.2

Unlocking iPhone
There are 2 variants of iPhone.
1. LOCKED - the owner is tied to a contract with a certain mobile operators such as AT&T in the USA. The price is very much cheaper (concession) but the monthly payments are costly.

2. Factory UNLOCKED - For example in Malaysia, Maxis is selling the UNLOCKED iPhones. Buyers are eligible to choose to be tied in a contract basis or just buy the iPhone in the original price and use the prepaid plan. (www.maxis.com.my)
Other countries such as RUSSIA, you can get the factory UNLOCKED iPhones also with different types of tariffs.

So, what is the difference?
You can unlock the LOCKED iPhone 2G,3G or 3GS using a software called ultrasn0w. In order to do that, you must JAILBREAK your iPhone.
You DONT need to use ultrasn0w in your factory UNLOCKED iPhone because it is already UNLOCKED. just jailbreak it so that you can gain access to the free apps.
See the difference?

Method of unlocking/jailbreaking the iPhone
youtube.com
google.com

Latest firmware
Since 1/10/2009, Apple has updated all the iPhones to firmware 3.1
It means, all the iPhones in the market right now is in firmware 3.1
So?
You CANNOT UNLOCK your current iPhone with that firmware because ultrasn0w can only support up to firmware 3.0.1

OMG~!!! What should I do??
Jailbreak your iPhone and be thankful that your iPhone can be used like an iPod Touch with a camera~!! LoL~
Jailbreak it so that you can still gain access to the FREE Apps.
Use your phone that you have before you bought the iPhone.
Wait until the new update for the ultrasn0w (weeks..months)

So... Seriously, BUY the iPhone ONLY if you are patience enough, hard-working enough and know well enough about it. This is not a NORMAL smartphone and thus making it very much special.
Google is your best friend. do some research about it. If you are so cranky about it, dont waste your money buying the iPhone. In fact, that is the most STUPID thing to do.

So.. YOU THINK YOU CAN OWN AN IPHONE?? THINK TWICE BRO..
Dont be a HATER, dont make yourself look STUPID for knowing nothing about your own stuff.

Any question, you are welcome to do so in any method you prefer.
CHIAOZ~!!

1000 Bintang

2009-10-13T12:21:00.000-07:00

Malam-malamku bagai malam seribu bintang
Yang terbatas di angkasa
Bila kau di sini
‘Tuk sekadar menemani
‘Tuk melintasi wangi yang selalu tersaji
Di satu sisi hati
Dewa - Roman Picisan

Takde ape2 yg nak dicoretkan disini, hanya sekadar picisan hati.

Musim baru akan menjelma, hari baru akan tiba. Daun-daun berguguran, memberi tempat kepadanya.
Ahh.. this is troublesome~

Introducing, the new Sony Slim-line

2009-08-25T12:45:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

Recently Sony unveiled that the new version of PS3, will be out in the market starting from Sept. 1. The new PS3 will be 30% smaller and will come with a bigger HDD and the starting price is only $299~!!

Last week, I was really eager to buy a PS3 because few days back I've tried playing FIFA 09 PS3 during Sony roadshow in MidVal and graphic and the gameplay really have made me cried~!! I'm sure Mags and Abs will go to the balcony and scream their heads off because of the post-match impact.

Fortunately, one of the sellers told me that next week (this week) a new version of PS3 will come out and asked me to wait for that version. Ahh~ so sweet of him. Bayangkan, seller lain sure dah cucuk habis-habisan and I'll end up buying the big-assed version of PS3~damn!

Here is the review of the PS3 Slim from CNET. The specs of the new version are not really upgraded and the only upgrade is the HDD which comes in 120GB. Others are downgraded as they wanted to decrease the cost and to make it smaller. However the smaller the motherboard, more advance it will become. So, that part can be considered as 'has been upgraded'. hehe.

I'm getting this baby~!!! Ohh yes, I will. Screw 5th year, I want to kick Real Madrid's and Chelsea's ass. Btw, FFXIII~ can't wait!! ;)

PS : I just removed 2 items for the list of Barang-Barang Keperluan Akew.
1. SONY DSLR A330
2. Spain 2010/2011 Jersey

I'll update them in my next post! I'm so addicted to snap! snap! snap! lalala~

iPhone OS 3.1 update: TAT Augmented ID

2009-07-25T01:01:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

sorry i havent updated this blog lately, becoz i left my PC in Moscow so i dont have the chance to update it as frequently as before. plus, i don't really spend much time in my room here in Malaysia. huhu

Well, here's the latest update from iPhone OS 3.1 which is currently being developed. However, the BETA has already been released but I don't think I need it as much as I need the jailbroken one.

Okay,what is TAT Augmented ID? Roughly, it is a new features which could tell an ID of a person simply by flashing your iPhone. It is hard for me to explain but I attached a video for you and i think it will explain it all. ;)

I'm going to upgrade my phone to 3GS by the end of this month probably.. depends on the situation. hehee. i've calculated and i think buying it here is slightly cheaper and plus you can get free 500MB of internet every month without a minimum payment. Of course, it is the prepaid plan by Maxis.. and of course, the phone is UNLOCKED and WITHOUT CONTRACT.

I am so surprised tho.. why there are some Malaysian who are crazy enough to buy an iPhone 3G from other shops except from Maxis. I mean.. they are seling it for RM2490 for iPhone 3GS 16GB Unlocked, without contract. ( for iPhone 3G 8GB = RM1999) whereas the others are selling it like RM3500++ for the same one. Haishh~ kaya sangat la tu?

Trust me, buy your iPhone from Maxis and only Maxis. Not from some 'cikai' shop in Sungai Wang. One more thing, why there are some people who are sooo stupid and PAY to unlock their iPhones? come on, do some homework.. remember this principal when using the internet : Google is your BEST FRIEND. Unlocking/jailbreaking is FREE! you can do it in 10 minutes or maybe up to 30 minutes max if you are 'Prosta Noob' as Russians call it.

Ahh..well.. enjoy this video and don't forget to get yourself one!! and dont be a HATER. hahaha ;)

Mimpi Indah Hanyalah Seketika

2009-07-15T11:54:00.001-07:00

Kenape mimpi yang indah hanya utk seketika?

Bila kita tgh syok dibuai mimpi yang indah, mesti ada je yang buat kita bangun..

Kan best kalau mata ini tak dibuka dan minda ini masih dibuai mimpi indah tu

Kita takkan dapat hidup tanpa mimpi.

Tanpa mimpi, realiti akan menjadi mimpi.

Realiti akan menjadi seperti jalan yang penuh dengan persimpangan yang tiada hujungnya.

Tapi.. kenapa mesti mimpi indah pergi?

Tidakkah ia diperlukan utk menemani kita setiap kali malam menjelma?

Kerana mimpi adalah mimpi..

Mimpi perlu pergi..

Hidup di alam mimpi adalah utk orang yang sudah mati

"Lu mau matikah??"

Jangan biarkan mimpi membunuh realiti

Kerana realiti adalah satu kehidupan yang pasti

Tutup mata kita mimpi.. tapi bukalah mata utk realiti

Kerana realiti adalah lebih indah daripada mimpi

Semoga mimpi yang indah menjadi temanmu setiap malam

Selamat malam duniaku..

3.05am - bilik adik aku

iPhone Master Tips #1 : How to make ur own ringtones via iTunes

2009-06-23T12:13:00.000-07:00

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

iPhone
iTunes
Mac or Windows Computer
Non-DRM song (i.e. one not bought from the iTunes Store)

Step1
Open iTunes.
Step2
Find the song that you want to make into a ringtone.
Step3
Listen to the song and find the part of it you want to use. The chorus may be a good place to start.
Step4
Write down the start and stop times of the clip.
Step5
Right-click the song and select "Get Info."
Step6
Click the "Options" tab.
Step7
Type in the start time of your ringtone in the text box next to "Start Time" in the minutes:seconds (i.e. 2:01) format.
Step8
Type in the end time of your ringtone in the text box next to "Stop Time." Make sure the ringtone is no more than 40 seconds long.
Step9
Click "OK".
Step10
Right-click your song again and select "Convert Selection to AAC". Wait for iTunes to convert your song. It will create a duplicate version.
Step11
Right-click the ringtone and select "Delete".
Step12
Click on the "Keep Files" button.
Step13
Find the file. It's usually in your User folder under Music > iTunes > iTunes Music and under the band's name. It will have an extension of "m4a."
Step14
Replace the "m4a" extension of your ringtone with "m4r". You can either double-click slowly to re-name your file, or right-click and select "Get Info" on a Mac or "Rename" on a Windows PC.
Step15
Click "Use .m4r" or the PC equivalent when the system warns you that the change may affect the use of your file.
Step16
Double-click the ringtone file. ITunes will automatically add it to your ringtones folder in your iTunes Music Library.
Step17
Connect your iPhone and sync your ringtones.

Selamat Tinggal Moscow.. untuk seketika tapi bukan selamanya

2009-06-22T19:15:00.000-07:00

Jam menunjukkan pukul 6.15 pagi. Tido awal semalam, pukul 11pm camtu. Seharian semalam aku tak tidur, terlalu excited nak balik kot.

"Jantungku berdebar-debar. Terkenangkan bila saat kapal terbang tu berlepas.."

Bag aku dah kemas, tak lama pun, beberape puluhan minit saja. Baju aku sumbat, almariku sangat penuh, penuh dengan pakaian yang tak sepatutnya. Kaki shopping la dulu.. tapi sekarang dah insaf.

Semalam aku singgah rumah kedua di Moscow. Main dengan kawan-kawan dan adik-adik. Makan masak lemak mama yang sangat mengenyangkan isi perutku. Nampaknya aku dah merasa masakan Malaysia sebelum aku pulang ke Malaysia. 2 ketul ikan masak kicap menjadi santapanku juga.

Pasti, aku akan merindui mereka, meronggeng sama-sama, melihat mereka ketawa, melihat mereka berjenaka, menendang bola bersama, akan menjadi kisah indah hidupku di sini yang takkan ku lupakan.

"Sorang demi sorang pergi, tapi tak mengapa... kenangan tetap dihati"

Ahhh, aku pulang hari ini.. Singgah di Middle East sebentar, nak buat 'natural tanning' kata orang puteh. Mereka pasti bingung.. kau duk luar negara pun gelap ka? ape nak buat? aku tetap orang Asia sepertimu.

"Semestinya diriku tak sabar menunggu pukul 12am.. untukku mengucapkan selamat tinggal kepadanya, tapi yang pasti bukan untuk selamanya." 31 ogos, aku akan kembali jua.. menghabiskan sisa-sisa perjuangan yang akan menjadi acuan hidupku kelak. Pada masa yang sama, aku juga tidak sabar memegang segulung ijazah, hadiah untuk mereka yang selama ini menyokongku dan memberi semangat kepadaku.

Selamat tinggal Moscow.. untuk seketika tapi bukan untuk selamanya.

iPhone OS 3.0 - Detailed

2009-06-12T02:24:00.000-07:00

YO! CHINGUS!

This is the list of all the updated features for iPhone OS 3.0 what will be released on the 17th of June. There were 5 BETAs and right now, Gold Master version has been released for the developers to test it out and to touch up whatever necessary and everyone including non-developers can also download and test it out too if you couldn't fight your inner urge for getting your hands on it...like me. hehehe. but bear in mind that the jailbreak for OS 3.0 will only be available on the launching date so be patient for a while ;)

1. Cut/Paste
2. Copy/Paste
3. Shake to undo/redo typing
4. Text selection for easy mass deletion
5. MMS
6. Landscape keyboard in Notes
7. Landscape keyboard in Mail
8. Landscape keyboard in Messages
9. Forward texts or picture messages
10. Delete individual texts or picture messages
11. Sending progress bar in Messages app moved to title instead of over the keyboard area (allows typing new message while the first one is sending)
12. USB tethering
13. Bluetooth tethering
14. Stereo bluetooth (A2DP)
15. Spotlight search (searches all app titles, mail, media, contact details, and calendar appointments)
16. Search in Notes
17. Search in Mail
18. Search in iPod
19. In-App purchases
20. Option to have double clicking the home button go to the Spotlight Search
21. Option to have double clicking the home button go to the Camera
22. Preview icon in lower left hand corner for last shot taken in Camera app
23. Shake to shuffle in iPod
24. Scrolling of screenshots in App Store
25. Type of phone used under each call in Recents (i.e., mobile, home, work, etc.)
26. Call history log (including call duration)
27. Option to Share Contact in each contact listing
28. Hold link in Safari to Copy
29. Hold link in Safari to Open in New Page
30. Auto Fill contact information, usernames and passwords in Safari
31. Login to your YouTube account
32. See Comments in YouTube
33. Subscribe in YouTube
34. Rate in YouTube
35. Shake to undo what you have typed
36. Option to retry sending failed text messages, indicated by red exclamation point next to text
37. Turn-by-turn GPS capabilities
38. Maps can be run inside other applications
39. Access to dock port for accessories to communicate
40. Peer-to-peer connectivity using Bluetooth (no Wi-Fi required)
41. New Voice memo application
42. Extended Parental controls
43. Anti-phishing
44. Wi-Fi auto login
45. Note syncing in iTunes
46. Improved Stocks app
47. New calendar types (CalDAV)
48. Prompt to confirm deleting a note
49. Prompt to confirm deleting a photo
50. Option to select multiple photos to attach to an email
51. "Find My iPhone" option for MobileMe users
52. Unlimited size podcast downloads over 3G
53. Pushing home button on first home screen takes user to Spotlight
54. Pushing home button on Spotlight takes user to first home screen
55. Variable speed playback for audio books
56. App Store subscriptions
57. Push notifications
58. Audio/Video tags
59. New video streaming capabilities (HTML 5 video, h.264 and HTTP)
60. Calendar subscriptions
61. iTunes login
62. iTunes account creation
63. Encypted profiles
64. LDAP (directory services)
65. VPN on-demand
66. EAP SIM
67. Proxy support
68. OTA profiles
69. Revoke certificates
70. Exchange ActiveSync Policies
71. Media scrubber
72. More languages
73. Improved keyboards
74. Failed app updates now are shown in a duplicate icon and labeled "Paused"
75. When selecting multiple emails to forward/delete, any unread emails' blue dot are shown next to the red selector dot instead of being overridden by the red selector dot
76. Non-contact phone calls list their city and state of origin in Recents and Visual Voicemail under the number.
77. Ability to change ringtones straight from Favorites
78. Lap time display now displayed smaller and above time in Stopwatch
79. Polished Phone, Messages, and iPod icons
80. Swipe to delete notes in the Notes app
81. Advanced Bluetooth options for Handsfree devices
82. Option to close a single web page in Safari page view, which immediately opens a new blank page
83. Improved predictive dictionary
84. Blue dot now displayed in center of location circle in Maps (V1 only)
85. Listening to music while charging the battery now displays the album art instead of the battery
86. Smaller font for song title on lock screen
87. Option in Phone Settings to choose your phone number
88. Option to disable text message reminder alerts
89. Option to disable text message previews
90. Option to show subject field in text messages
91. Ability to integrate iPod music into apps
92. Clickable email links in App Store app descriptions
93. JavaScript 3x speed boost
94. 11 homescreens now allowed
95. Reboots to "slide to unlock" screen instead of homescreen
96. In Settings>General>Home>Search Results, users can choose what is searched on the phone and in what order.
97. Application count added in Settings>General>About
98. Option "Load Remote Images" added in Mail settings
99. Global address book option available if Exchange account is set up
100. Speed control in audiobooks
101. 30 second repeat option for audiobooks
102. Improved scrubbing speeds when holding white dot in song progress bar in iPod
103. When sending a text, your text box where you typed smoothly fades from white to green instead of instantly changing from white to green.
104. When moving an app across homescreens, holding the app on either the left or right side will slowly advance the app one through one homescreen at a time, without leaving empty spots in the bottom right corner or each homescreen it advances through.
105. Album name displayed on lockscreen iPod controls
106. Shake to shuffle on lockscreen iPod controls
107. Podcasts saved on iPhone now show Run Time, Time Left and Date Published
108. Screen goes from dimmed to full brightness after each song when playing the iPod while plugged in
109. WAVE file support in Mail
110. Attachment no longer automatically downloaded until user taps the attachment in Mail
111. When using a bluetooth headset with iPod, volume bar is removed and bluetooth headset name is displayed in its place.
112. A hard reset on your phone (holding sleep and home for 10 seconds) now turns it off instead of restarting it.
113. A space is no longer needed between two words for predictive texting to function.

Who's your daddy?

If you have questions just place them in the comment box or the public chat box and i'll get to you ASAP. I know, it is too much to handle. hehe

Chiaoz~!!

Introducing the 'new' iPhone.

2009-06-11T08:17:00.000-07:00

YO! CHINGUS!

"The Fastest, most Powerful iPhone yet." has been released by Apple last Monday. The key features of this new generation of iPhone are the speed, upgraded 3.2MP camera and support video capturing 30 fps VGA + Sound.

However, the upgrade doesn't seem all big of a deal compared with iPhone 3G. Same design, same cosmetic characteristics, same OS and lots of the features upgraded are not so different from iPhone 3G.

Thus, the investment of iPhone 3G S is purely based on the speed (S=speed), the camera (3.2MP with autofocus), voice control, and the new application, compass - A built in digital compass that works just like a magnetic needle compass to let u know which way you're facing and turn-by-turn GPS with voice.

So, the main question here. Is it worth upgrading your iPhone 3G to iPhone 3G S? Here are the comparisons:

1. Speed (Processor, Memory and Graphic)

iPhone 3G : 412MHz processor with 128MB RAM, Samsung S5L8900 chip processor with PowerVR MBX graphic processor

iPhone 3G S : 600MHz processor with 256MB RAM, PowerVR SGX graphic processor that supports OpenGL ES 2.0 for better 2D/3D gaming experience

Comment : Yes, 1 point for iPhone 3G S. It is really 2X faster than iPhone 3G.

2. Battery Life

iPhone 3G S vs iPhone 3G

Comment : 1 more points for iPhone 3G S. Certainly a longer battery life is needed. Although the difference is not much, but the fact that they increased the processor and the RAM, does have a significant impact.

3. Camera

iPhone 3G : 2MP with no autofocus... Lame

iPhone 3G S : 3.2MP with auto focus, auto exposure, and auto white balance. Tap to focus, changing white balance in the process. Special macro and low light modes. Photo and video geotagging.

Comment : What is there to comment? huhu. 1 point for iPhone 3G S!!

4. Features

Let's talk about iPhone 3G S. It has a digital compass, turn-by-turn GPS, voice command, Video recording with on-the-mode editing and all the iPhone 3.0 firmware features (Cut, Copy n Paste, A2DP, Landscape keyboard, Peer-to-Peer over Bluetooth ect.)

How about iPhone 3G? Digital compass? Yes. There's an app for that. Turn-by-turn GPS. Yes. it is called xGPS, pretty much the same with voice. Voice command? Yes. Lots of apps for that. Video recording? Hahaha.. i've been using that months ago. Yes, there's an app for that too. Firmware 3.0? Of course.. i'm using it right now. shake to undo..bla bla bla.

Comment : So, where's the upgrade? everything looks the same. BooOOoo~ 1 point goes to iPhone 3G!!! hurrraaaaahhh~

5. Design

Same, but heavier for iPhone 3G S. Not a big deal though but..

1 point for iPhone 3G!! hehehe

6. Price

Apple has slashed the price for iPhone 3G 8GB from 199USD to 99USD. yeah, in USA only duhh.. but i'm sure the price will drop in other countries as well.

199USD for 16GB iPhone 3G S

299USD for 32GB iPhone 3G S.

Comment : with a cheaper price, with almost the same features and the same design as iPhone 3G S, i'm sure normal people would have chose iPhone 3G (considering the fact that they know how to tweak the phone.. noobs will automatically consider themselves for iPhone 3G S because of one reason.. it is the latest version). As for me, another point for iPhone 3G!!

Conclusion :

the result is 3 to 3. both have the same qualities and the same positive marks. So, should I or should I not upgrade my white 16GB iPhone 3G?

I'm really amazed with the ability of iPhone 3G S to capture good quality photos and its on-the-mode video capture. Plus, it is really awesome to have my Luna to have a voice and actually could speak back to me. ;) Also, i've fallen in love with all the products from Apple... They really know how to 'pancing' especially a person like me. hehehe. Even though iPhone is still lacking of features, people will never stop wanting to get their hands on it.

iPhone -the most awesome device ever created and it really.... has become a phenomenon where people will look back twice to the person with an iPhone and not to forget, the Macs as well. To have iPhone 3G S - the new revolutionary phone, the ONLY phone that could replace the iPhone 3G is another episode of awesomeness.

With that, I'm announcing that I will get my hands on that phone!! it will be on the top of the list of Barang-Barang Keperluan Akew!! yeahh~!!

Forget HTC, Nokia and others. Get yourself an iPhone. 2G, 3G or 3G S.. either one. it is really a good investment. of perhaps, the best investment ever!

Chiaoz!

Chronicles of David, the screwed up Boy

2009-06-10T04:24:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

Do you know about David? he's really popular in YouTube. His famous video - David after dentist has become a phenomenon and people are making parodies about it. His famous quotes "Why is this happening to me? Is this going to be forever??" is legendary.

It started when David escaped from his highchair and learned how to use his legs to get to his father's secret stash. From that day, his miserable, screwed up life begins..

David, 7 years later. Went to see the dentist and got his gums stitched because he fell from his tricycle. How the hell he could fell from a tricycle? That still remains as the mystery of the century. he said that a Pterodactyl hit his head, probably he was just 'high' as the experts said.

David 11 years later, after graduating from college. He was thought to suffer from schizophrenia - describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Often claimed that he was abducted by aliens and one of them was residing within him. Really, he was just 'high'.

David 17 years later, after the divorce. His wife claimed that David was acting strange and would screamed his head off every time he was sitting on the back seat. David said that he sometimes was portraying himself as a victim of the dentist and the alien abduction he encountered years back. She was afraid that his behavior might affect their children as one of them started to show the same symptoms. Really, they were just 'high'.

Now David is living with his dad, who coincidently had the same screwed up episodes as David. Maybe this is what people always say, "Like father like son"

"Thanks Dad.." said David.

Tales of Mere Existence : What Would Penis Do?

2009-06-09T17:36:00.000-07:00

It's better to have a heart although you are mindless.

It's better to have a brain although you are heartless.

But.. Is it okay to have a heartless, mindless Penis??

This is how the story begins..

I told you, you are crazy! (Quoting Magz)

Sorry I didn't update about the new iPhone 3G S. still figuring out the reasons for not buying the phone. hehe! i'll update first thing tomorrow morning. ;)

"the Fastest, most Powerful iPhone yet"

The Day the Devils Stood Still : The Chronicles

2009-05-29T16:25:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

It has always been a tradition in the room 8-12 to watch Manchester United matches. Especially the big ones. We will have a makan-makan while enjoying the glorious moments of our kick ass team kick other teams' asses. There will be lots of cheering.. booing (especially to Cristiano Ronaldo who always dives and makes romantic dramas about how awful it was to be tackled while dancing with the ball) Last year was the bomb. Being able to see Bah's face changed when John Terry's slipped and missed the penalty kick was the highlights that night and when Van der Sar made the save was simply tremendous. Me and Mags were jumping, we were practically danced mindlessly and Bah was well.. it was sad for her, enough said. hahahaa!!

And Fiey.. "He is crying~!! Ronaldo is crying! How cute...adhhjfdkdfkadfabiwhr*&&^$&" (i simply typed it that way because it is really nauseating)

Well, that was last year's story. This year the story got twisted a bit. Well..actually it has gone the other way around. Ferguson and the players got their own reasons why they couldn't retain the title but do you want to know what are the true reasons behind the damnation of the Devils?? This is how the story begins...

Time : 11.35-12.30pm

Location : Classroom, Obstetrics & Gynecology Hospital

Me dozing off - This is one of the reason why they didn't win. Lack of sleep = lack of energy. No energy = cannot kick the ball properly and will lead to lack of possession of the ball.

*Still, I got a 5 (Russian grading for A).. My advise : Sleeping during that cycle is not an option, it's a MUST.

Time : 2.37pm

Venue : Room 8-12

Lunch during the big day- Shaurma and milk juice. Not really filling but enough to stuff my stomach

3.02pm

I made up my bed, very uncanny. huhu! I have lots of pillow, please don't mind about them. ;)

Done chopping the chicken. It was for the rendang that we were going to make and to be eaten with Nasi Lemak.

9.18pm

Happily went into my belly~

10.12pm

Reason no. 2 - Pre-match with PS2 and a piece of banana. Winning the match in Fifa 09 will always give you false hope. However if you lose, something might not turn out to be good. Eating a piece of banana alone won't help. Better to have it along with telur separuh masak dengan kicap sket..

Protein + Salt = Improve nervous reflexes and as a result : He-who-shouldn't-has-his-name mentioned won't got ooopped by Eto'o

In 30 minutes the game is going to start and Fiey still in bed, reading a novel instead of warming up. Another reason why the players were not fit to play in the game

What?? kopek kulit timun before the match?? I bet Fergie will be super-pissed and instead of kicking a boot in my face himself, he'll ask Pep to join him kick after the count of 3! Or worst comes to worst, he'll ludah his Champions League chewing gum that he kept for the last 25 matches straight into my mouth!!

no winning chewing gum = losing the match horribly (sigh..)

note : notice the hair... baru bangun okay..

10.43pm

muka pre-match yang tengah 'semang'... even-though the result was not on our side, the semangat will always remain in our hearts. Manchester United for LIFE!!!

10.51pm

masa untuk memenuhkan perut! Abs was supporting Barca that night. no surprise, he'll support any team that wins. Alyn was supporting England, representing all the clubs it seemed. hehe!

10.59pm

Our long lost, relegated Newcastle United fan marched in with a smirk in his face. Predicting Barca's win a week before the game was extraordinary but how about predicting your team to stay in the Premier League instead? LoL~

First 9 minutes and 59 sec Man United showed their awesome skills and potentials, it looked like we were gonna whoop Barca's ass and Ronaldo was going all semangat and shit. Just when we got our hopes up high...

It shredded into pieces!! Eto'o managed to ooopped Man United's defender and scored a goal for Barca. Nothing could describe how demoralizing it was... and as for the Barca's side,

"Owhhh.. look who just got bitched by Eto'o!!! Eto'o my man~!! Glory-glory Barcelona~!!"

"See, I told you right, tonight is Barca's"

The atmosphere has turn out to be more intense! However, Barca has the advantage of handling the pressure really well. They contained the ball and keeping their possession splendidly. Rooney was like running round and round without getting near the ball. Ronaldo ballet dance didn't contribute much in the game but instead beating the hell out of Puyol. hahahahaha!!

On the 70th minute Lionel Messi netted another one for Barca. Proven that he is better player than Ronaldo and with his speed and skills really gave a major impact to Man Utd defence.

We thought that Man U could repeat their 1999 comeback but miracles won't happen twice. Their 25 unbeaten record has perished in the hands of the Calatan team, proving their motto, "Més que un club" (More than a club), Barcelona was indeed kicking ass that night.

The match itself has shown why our team lost without even needing a word to describe. As Alex Ferguson said, "Now we have to come back stronger. That’s what we do at this club. We have to accept it, we’ve been beaten by the better team. Next season, we’ll be stronger.”

It's okay to lose the Cup. We have indeed achieved more than just a Cup. All the thrills and excitements in this season we had, were awesome. Even that night, the feelings stayed the same and next season I'm so certain it will be Legen..... wait for it, DARY~!!

With that, it concludes the chronicles of The Day the Devils Stood Still. Please enjoy the post-match video. Chiaoz~!! ;)

The Bro Code : For Dummies Part 1

2009-05-24T02:16:00.000-07:00

Everyone's life is governed by an internal rule of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion, but Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code.

Well, people always think that laws are made to be broken. but for me, there are rules/laws that are not to be violated or you will suffer the consequences (or as been written in the Bro Code, permanent dis-Broment)

History said, the earliest ever recorded Bro Code was attempted by Barnabas Stinson back in 1776. (4th of July, to be exact, the day America achieved its independence.. not a surprise actually because the code was found behind the declaration of independence - there was really no map behind it!!). Over the years Bros have amended and added rules, but Stinson's elegant words remain as the glorious preamble to the Bro Code.

Found by Barney "Awesome" Stinson in an undisclosed, vacuum sealed, bullet proof chamber, 2 stories beneath the sea level, this document was replicated for the sake of the Bros and I will always consider myself lucky living this long to tell you the awesome 150 articles of The Bro Code...(it took me 3 days to finish reading it, so in this post I'll post the important ones only)

Prepare yourself to be Bro-ed..dude. *Chicks, this is merely a fiction, don't even bother reading.. really.. it is just a made up story. ;)

Article 1 - Bros before ho's

The bond between 2 men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.

Chingu's Amendment : No applicable for a guy who already has a girlfriend. You see, the bond is much stronger between them. They clung to each other so much and even in some cases, ditched their Bros to do their own activities. Bros, come on.. you guys are not sleeping with each other right? That would violate Article 144!

Article 2 - A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Chingu's Amendment : Not applicable on Queen Bee. Seriously, you won't like the result.

Article 6 - A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of the other Bros in a gym locker room.

Chingu's Amendment : None. That is so true. Especially when your wee-wee is lesser than 5.5118 inches. In that case, cover yourself. (at least with your palm)

Corollary : If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage: "If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.

Article 8 - A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.

There are no sentiments between Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and the emotional distance of electronic mail. The following are a few emails for any Brocassion succinctly get the message across without costing you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card.

SYMPATHY

To : Bro

From : Bro

Subject : Dude

Sorry, Bro

CONGRATULATIONS

To: Bro

From : Bro

Subject: Bro!

Nice, Bro!

GET WELL SOON

To:Bro

From : Bro

Subject : Bro..........

Don't give up, Bro.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Dude

Drinks on me, Bro.

THINKING OF YOU

To: N/A

From: N/A

Subject: N/A

N/A

Article 14 - If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.

Chingu's Amendment : Come on.. better to be safe than sorry. Don't worry about Abs tho.. you can be his wingman and play dumb and still able nail that chick 10 minutes later instead of getting him lucky. Make it 20 minute, just to make sure.. if you know what I mean..

Article 22 - There's no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.

Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.

Barney, do chicks really have their own code?

"Yes, I'm afraid so. One morning, just before slipping out the door while my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumored tome. I didn't have time to flip much past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phrases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within : "

A chick shall not sleep with another chick's ex-boyfriend, unless she does
A chick never pays for anything. Ever.
If 2 chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other, rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.
If a chick hears a chick-empowerment song like "I Will Survive," she shall stop whatever she's doing, grab another chick's hand, and shrieks the lyrics at the top of her lungs.
A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.
If 2 chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidently spill a drink on the other.
A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner.
A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.

Last but not least for this post,

Article 23 - When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes, but not limited to, exercise shows, women's athletics and some occasions, surgery programs.

Corollary : Remember to fully lock your doors if your rooms frequently visited by chicks. What?? Really? In that case, lock your block door without the need to open it with a key and leave your room door unlocked(if you are living in an apartment) Listen and analyse the intensity of their knocks.

Low intensity shows that they just want to come to say "Hello" or "Hey, here's your food". Medium intensity - "Seriously dude! Don't you know what happened in the class today??" or they came to cook for you (help you cook? dude, come on..)

High intensity - Get up and open the block door fast!! You'll never know how long that intense feeling lasts!! Let her sit on your couch or in your bed while turning the volume up. You'll never know what will go up after that~ ;)

P/S : You might ended up riding a tricycle or the Devil's Threeway. So, choose wisely! ;)

Crap Eating People

2009-05-23T14:19:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

Recently I discovered that there are people who really enjoy eating crap. It's just like what Eric Cartman aka Awesome Fat-Ass said, "When people die, they crap out of their pants." But this one is even better, they eat the crap and lick their fingers after that.

The story took place in Taipei, the holy place of the Crappers. For them, eating crap is good, especially when you eat it in a fancy restaurant. Want to know more? Sit tight on your toilet bowl and grab yourself a newspaper.Also, don't forget the toilet roll too in case of emergency puking or maybe terkucil/terkincit - Malays' popular term to describe an involuntary crapping in your pants, usually less than 5ml.

Let's read the report from my correspondent from Taipei, Miss Cheeserland.

Everyone who goes to Taipei should at least visit a modern toilet and eat their shit once. I promise it is good shit.

Toilet or restaurant?

It could be a little bit of a confusing experience at first. But once you get used to the idea of eating shit, you would be totally enjoying the act of devouring the gastronomical excretion delight.

We already had our lunch but when we passed by this Mordern Toilet, we couldn’t help but feel an urgent urge to let ourselves go and try some shit.

Once you go inside, you get even more confused. It is so cute.

The level of morbidity is no where up to my standard and i could only do the kawaii peace pose.

Upstairs.

You see colorful tiles, tubs with a glass cover as table and acrylic toilet bowls with different colorful designs on the lids.

I chose a Golden Bowl. Bling bling. Hmmm. Comfy. Makes me wanna poo poo already.

And then we ordered some shit. There’s a shit menu for you to choose from.

I just realized in this picture my finger has got no fingernail. :/

Shit Menu is incredible. It even describes to you the shape and texture and condition of the shit.

1. Signature Constipated dry shit. (Choc ice-cream + choc topping)

2. Hemorrhoid bloody shit. (Strawberry ice-cream + Strawberry topping)

5. Mushy Mushy Diarrhea (Vanilla ice-cream + passionfruit topping)

7. Dysentery Green Baby Crap. (Vanilla ice-cream + kiwi topping)

I am really loving these shits man. However, there’s a minimum order of NT100 per person. So even though we were really full, we ordered Curry Diarrhea and Toilet Bowl No.9.

Our steamy hot diarrhea. Looks absolutely edible.

It comes with a swirly shit cover.

We gobbled the crap down. I must say it tasted very good.

And then the toilet thing came. And we couldn’t believe our eyes.

Crap. This is huge shit. It’s feast for 5 man. And only NT100!!! (About RM10). I think it is too cheap.

*Sniff sniff*

We tried, man. I swear. We dug and dug and dug and forced the shit down our throats (don’t get me wrong, the shit was yummy), but it’s a neverending shit. Ice cream started to melt and love letter went soft and cookie soggy (by the way we spotted some hard little stubborn poopies–turned out to be raisins).

And then we gave up.

We are done with this shit.

Just went we were about to wipe our asses and go, the waiter came and said,

“Would you like me to serve your dessert now?”

O.o

O.O

Got more shit?

Apparently, this comes with the Curry Diarrhea set lunch.

“No thanks, you can have the shit to yourself,” i said.

It was an experience full of shit, not unpleasant. Drop by this crap restaurant and give it a try! Very cheap and yummy shit. Absolutely worth it.

Thank you Miss Cheeserland.. I wonder what will come out after you eat those loads of crap? Huhu, I don't what to know about that~!! The same thing you ate, but messier and creamier perhaps? LOL~

Well.. care for a Signature Constipated Dry Shit? Visit http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw for more info. ;)

5th Beta already?? June is getting nearer..yeah

2009-05-08T13:59:00.000-07:00

Yo! Chingus!

Ohh yes, 5th Beta already. So many ahh?? of course, only the best will be given to the users! For those who don't understand crap of what I am talking about, it's about iPhone 3.0 firmware that will be released next month.

I've been using the Beta since Beta 2 was released and so far there are lots of improvement and new features and also bug fixes. Beta 5 is only for minor fixes and I really don't bother updating it since the phone needs to be restored and that really is the pain in the arse.

Here are some screen shot I took from my phone.

Noticeable application from 3.0 - Voice Memos and Icy if you have jailbroken the iPhone

Also, the search icon to search anything in your iPhone.

Yes, the applications are crack-able like the current firmware (2.2.1). the only difference is the method. I'll post it if there are requests from you. Just a few steps, even a super noob can do it

Version 3.0 Beta 4 built 7A300g

Yeah, still plenty of spaces. Didn't bother to put so many things knowing the fact that I need to restore to update. 36 songs are sufficient enough to make my day filled with melodies. hehe

Owhh~!! Cut, Copy & Paste! My favourite!! ;)

Just to add some spices : Shake to undo or redo!! hehe

There are some other features such as landscape keyboard, tethering, MMS, Bluetooth Stereo support (A2DP) ect. There are 100 more features, but those are the main ones. Later, you can also play multiplayer games such as CS, WoW, and even DotA! just wait for its final release next month and prepare to be amazed. Trust me, it will take your breath away.. ;)

More info, visit http://www.apple.com/iphone/preview-iphone-os/

Aku Ingin Riben Itu~!!!!!

2009-05-08T13:00:00.000-07:00

Dah berzaman aku cari riben tu. 4 tahun dah ni! bukannya ape, kira cam special sket la kan ribbon tu. bukan sebarangan.

Riben tu melambangkan kemegahan.

Lambang kemenangan!!

Aku nak letak riben tu kat bag. Letak kat tangan pun takpe cam orang yang semang tu. skali 2 dia letak. maybe kat kaki pun ada, tapi tak nampak sbb dia pakai jeans. ada buih sabun sket, tak buka masa mandi kot..

Merata aku cari, sampai ke Arbat. Ingat dekat ke? Tempat yang orang kata 'hotspot' pun tarak. Aduh.. 2 starbaks tu jaraknya..ending kat mcD.

Nak kata aku semangat, tak juga. Tapi ada la sket. 4 tahun kot duk kat sini! National Anthem pun ada kat music library ni ha! Nak hapal harap la kan.. ruski aku cam maggi goreng je.

Nama station metro pun aku hapal.. semua Mega kat moscow aku dah pergi.

Arshavin score 4 gol plak tu. Tapi kalah gak kat Man United. Apsal dia tak main masa lawan Man U?

Cari riben cam aku juga kot..

Baju bola diorang smart gila nak mampus. terberak aku tengok. Tengah kumpul2 duit nak beli. Tapi, kalau ada orang hadiahkan, aku bleh guna duit tu beli seluar dengan stokin skali

Dinie dah ada dah..

Aku nak riben tu..

Kalau ikutkan hati, nak je kebas kat arial keta orang. kat cermin bas ke, atau kat jaket makcik jaga metro tu. kerja dia senang, orang lompat pagar, dia tiup wisel je. pastu sambung tido. terjaga bila alarm kat tempat tiket tu bunyi.

Ingat nak pergi tengok perarakan esok. bukannya ape, nak riben je. alang-alang, bleh join celebrate skali. 4 tahun dah wehh.. tapi, orang kata bahaya. binggung aku... aku nak riben je, lepas dapat aku balik lah.

Ohh, baru aku dapat tau. Riben tu bleh dapat kat Uni. cess, aku kat spital orang gila kot. sangatla seronok........... jumpa member

Sekarang nak amik, harap la kan..dah abes..ramai kot semang cam aku

Takpelah, nak buat camne kan? Tahun depan ada lagi. 2 tahun lagi. Tapi kalau ada orang yang baik hati nak hadiahkan, ape salahnya kan?

Nak letak kat bag je.. daripada buat penanda buku atau buat balut hadiah.

Kalau nak jual tu, agak-agakla kan. bagi la 2-3 riben ke. yang lebih bleh letak kat bag aku lagi satu.

Aku bukannya ada kereta pun, dan aku bukannya nak letak kat jaket cam makcik jaga metro tu.

Berpatutanla jual yea? Mahal-mahal aku sumbat je kat molot

Okay lah, aku type pun bukannya dapat riben. Baik aku pergi buat teh susu.

www.9may.ru - isnin cuti weh.. sangat indah

People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions

2009-04-18T15:53:00.000-07:00

1. The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day
UK's Sarah Carmen, 24, is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. She suffers from Permanent Sexual ArousalSyndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs. "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleepwith don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills. "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms. It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm. Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax. In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200."

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. "Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace," she said.

2. The Man Who Can't Get Fat

Mr Perry, 59, can eat whatever he likes - including unlimited pies, burgers and desserts - and never get fat. He cannot put on weight because of a condition called lipodystrophy that makes his body rapidly burn fat.

He used to be a chubby child, but at age 12 the fat dropped off "almost over night". He initially tried to eat more to gain weight, but it had no effect. Mr Perry, of Ilford in Essex, endured a decade of tests before the illness was diagnosed. It finally emerged that his body produces six times the normal level of insulin. Doctors have admitted that the condition would be a "slimmer's dream".

3. The Man Who Doesn't Feel Cold

Dutchman Wim Hof, also known as the Iceman, is the man that swam under ice, and stood in bins filled with ice. He climbed the Mt. Blanc in shorts in the icy cold, harvested world records and always stands for new challenges.

Scientists can't really explain it, but the 48-year-old Dutchman is able to withstand, and even thrive, in temperatures that could be fatal to the average person.

4. The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep: stayed awake 24 hours a day for years

Rhett Lamb is often cranky like any other 3-year-old toddler, but there’s one thing that makes him completely different: he has a rare medical condition in which he can’t sleep a wink.

Rhett is awake nearly 24 hours a day, and his condition has baffled his parents and doctors for years. They took clock shifts watching his every sleep-deprived mood to determine what ailed the young boy.

After a number of conflicting opinions, Shannon and David Lamb finally learned what was wrong with their child: Doctors diagnosed Rhett with an extremely rare condition called chiari malformation.

"The brain literally is squeezed into the spinal column. What happens is you get compression, squeezing, strangulating of the brain stem, which has all the vital functions that control sleep, speech, our cranial nerves, our circulatory system, even our breathing system," Savard said.

5. The Girl Who is Allergic to Water

Teenager Ashleigh Morris can't go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day's work - she's allergic to water. Even sweating brings the 19-year-old out in a painful rash.

Ashleigh, from Melbourne, Australia, is allergic to water of any temperature, a condition she's lived with since she was 14. She suffers from an extremely rare skin disorder called Aquagenic Urticaria - so unusual that only a handful of cases are documented worldwide.

6. The Woman Who Can’t Forget

That's the story of AJ, an extraordinary 40-year-old married woman who remembers everything.

McGaugh and fellow UCI researchers Larry Cahill and Elizabeth Parker have been studying the extraordinary case of a person who has "nonstop, uncontrollable and automatic" memory of her personal history and countless public events. If you randomly pick a date from the past 25 years and ask her about it, she’ll usually provide elaborate, verifiable details about what happened to her that day and if there were any significant news events on topics that interested her. She usually also recalls what day of the week it was and what the weather was like.

The 40-year-old woman, who was given the code name AJ to protect her privacy, is so unusual that UCI coined a name for her condition in a recent issue of the journal Neurocase: hyperthymestic syndrome.

7. The Girl Who Eats Only Tic Tacs

Meet Natalie Cooper, a 17-year-old teenager who has a mystery illness that makes her sick every time she eats anything. Well, almost anything. She can eat one thing that doesn’t make her sick: Tic tac mint!

For reasons that doctors are unable to explain, Tic tacs are the only thing she can stomach, meaning she has to get the rest of her sustenance from a specially formulated feed through a tube.

8. The Musician Who Can't Stop Hiccupping

Chris Sands, 24, from Lincoln, hiccups as often as every two seconds - and sometimes even when he is asleep. He has tried a variety of cures, including hypnosis and yoga, but nothing has worked. Mr Sands thinks his problem stems from an acid reflux condition caused by a damaged valve in his stomach. "If the acid levels are severe enough they are going to do keyhole surgery and grab part of my stomach and wrap it around the valve to tighten it," he said.

Mr Sands, who is a backing singer in the group Ebullient, said the condition has hampered his career as he has only been able to perform four times. In the next couple of weeks --as of the day of the report--, doctors at Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre will put a tube into his stomach to monitor acid levels and decide if keyhole surgery is possible.

9. The Girl That Collapses Every Time She Laughs

Kay Underwood, 20, has cataplexy, which means that almost any sort of strong emotion triggers a dramatic weakening of her muscles. Exhilaration, anger, fear, surprise, awe and even embarrassment can also cause sufferers to suddenly collapse on the spot.

Kay, of Barrow-upon-Soar, Leicestershire (UK), who was diagnosed with the condition five years ago, once collapsed more than 40 times in a single day. She said: "People find it very odd when it happens, and it isn't always easy to cope with strangers' reactions. "

Like most cataplexy sufferers, Ms Underwood is also battling narcolepsy - a condition that makes her drop off to sleep without warning. Narcolepsy affects around 30,000 people in the UK and about 70 per cent of them also have cataplexy.

10. The Woman Who is Allergic to Modern Technology

For most people talking on a mobile phone, cooking dinner in the microwave or driving in a car is simply part of modern living in 21st century Britain. But completing any such tasks is impossible for Debbie Bird - because she is allergic to Cell Phones and Microwaves.

The 39-year-old is so sensitive to the electromagnetic field (emf) or 'smog' created by computers, mobile phones, microwave ovens and even some cars, that she develops a painful skin rash and her eyelids swell to three times their size if she goes near them. As a consequence, Mrs Bird, a health spa manager, has transformed her home into an EMF-free zone to try and stay healthy. 'I can no longer do things that I used to take for granted,' Mrs Bird said. "My day-to-day life has been seriously affected by EMF".

I WANTTTTTTTTTTT~!!!

2009-04-18T15:23:00.000-07:00

OMG~ This is the first time I ever I acknowledged Russia as the best country to live in! Just look at its jersey! It's like letting a Kanch's chocolate cake melts inside your mouth! huhuhu!!

On 25th March 2009, the Russian Football Council (RFS) and Adidas unveiled the new football kits, in which the Russian National team will play until 2010.

This is definitely going into the list of Barang-Barang Keperluan Akew!! It's not available online yet, but it's already been sold at local Adidas Shops with incredibly cut-throat price as usual. I just wish my birthday came sooner!! ;P~

Feeling Bored is A GOOD Thing

2009-04-04T17:44:00.000-07:00

Yosh! Chingus~!

It's freaking 5am in the morning and I just couldn't put myself to sleep. Maybe I just don't want to waste my holidays coz next week will be tough.

Well.. as I playing with the phone and did some Googling.. I finally found something that could kill the boredom and make this free time worthwhile.. Photo editing in iPhone!! Well... having a 2MP camera in the coolest phone of all is not charming, but what if I say that it could somehow be tweaked to 4MP camera?? It might sound impossible, but in Apple, we Think Differently. Let me show you how iPhone could make everything possible.

This picture was taken using my iPhone..well, it is not that bad rite.. 2MP camera and after some tweaking and editing in the phone itself,

Sweet rite? If it doesn't satisfy you, scroll down for more IMBAness

Before editing

Ohh.. sweeeet~ picture taken by an iPhone, not DSLR hehe

Here are some other pictures I've edited throughout the day until right now

Another thing that I want to update about is the ability for an iPhone to send files via Bluetooth! Right now it is just a 3rd party application but later in June, you can just send the files natively via iPhone program. There are so many cool updates for iPhone 3.0 and I'll make a post for that. I'm sure most of you have already known about it but just for the sake of my beloved Chingus, I'll make a post of it with all the details. ;) Until then, Chiaoz~!!

Eric Cartman FTW!

2009-03-27T15:17:00.000-07:00

Eric Cartman, eat your heart out, you don't need to live in South Park. Hundreds, thousands and perhaps even millions of us South Park Fans (myself included) love you to death and want to be more like you! South Park paints Eric Cartman to be a little more authoritative than his buddies but we all know behind that big boned friend he is just all heart. Here's how to be more like Eric Cartman.

Things You’ll Need:

Watch South Park
Have high speed broadband to stream and download South Park
Love Eric Cartman and want to be like him

Step1

Watch every episode of South Park at least twice. This research will begin to show you how Eric Cartman looks, acts and talks. While you are in the infant stages of mimicking, you can't be too confident until you study this kid.

tep2

Practice those important statements that only Eric Cartman could be known for. My favorite has to be, 'Screw you guys, I'm going home.' but you can't overlook others he seems to repeat foundly including 'Authorita!' and 'I'm not Fat, I'm big boned.'

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Step3

Consider how Eric Cartman handles himself. You basically don't want to mess with this kid unless you want the wrath of a problematic child reflecting on what might happen to you. Remember the chili? To be more like Eric Cartman, make sure you don't take any crap either. None, nada, zip.

Step4

Put on some weight. Eric Cartman is the fat kid of South Park and doesn't have a problem showing it. To be a true wannabe Eric Cartman, put down those rice cakes and pick up some burgers.

Step5

Make fun of the other kids. Do you know of an episode where Eric Cartman doesn't make fun of another kid, whether it may be because of his race or issues? I think not. And to be a real Eric Cartman, you got to call it as you see it! South Park won't welcome you in unless you got the guts to call the names.

Finally.. Copy & Paste!

2009-03-16T07:34:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

Tomorrow will be a great day for iPhone 3G users. There will be a major software update, called iPhone 3.0. The iPhone is set to get a face lift. Apple will show off a new version of the iPhone operating system, iPhone 3.0, on March 17, along with a new version of the phone's software development kit.

The most anticipated features will be the ability of the iPhone to do Copy & Paste! Yea.. finally after years of disappointment and have your hopes down to earth, you can finally brag about how superior it is to have an iPhone, the King of all Phones as they quoted. :D

Also, it is rumored to have tethering ability and MMS. So now, you can finally share pictures with your friends although you will still have your low-end 2.0mp camera to go with it. LoL~

Personally, I don't really mind about the lack of features because I don't really need them as I'm satisfied with the current IMBA-ness. hehe. But, one thing I need the most right now is FLASH!! (YouTube is just not enough maa.. another 'Tube' needs to be explored as well... hehehehe!) and just for the sake of showing off to Mags, Copy & Paste!! ;P~ sorry dude

Well, till the time comes, let's just pray for more cool features in the update so that they all will hail to the King!! huhuhu! Can't wait to post about it! Chiaoz~

Rubeola or Rubella??

2009-03-16T05:48:00.000-07:00

YO! Chingus!

Recently there was an epidemic alert in my hostel regarding to Rubella disease where 3 students got infected. What is Rubella actually? Many of you might be confused with the term Measles with Rubella. Actually, both of them are 2 different things, got no connection and totally unrelated at all, beside the fact that both are almost called the same.

Rubeola is the term for Measles and Rubella is also known as German Measles.

"But both are measles maaa! Only that one come from German, and the other one don't know from where!"

Well, it is very hard to distinguish the differences between these viruses. They all have the same general appearance, which is a red papules all over the body. The best way to tell the difference is by determining the origin of the virus.

1. Etiology

Rubeola (Measles) is caused by a virus, specifically a paramyxovirus of the genus Morbillivirus. Morbiliviruses are enveloped, single-stranded, negative-sense RNA viruses.

Rubeola Virus (Paramyxovirus)

Rubella (German Measles) is caused by Togavirus which is enveloped, single stranded and positive-sense RNA virus.

Rubella Virus (Togavirus)

2. Symptoms

A) Rubeola

Fever up to 40° Celsius
Cough
Runny nose (coryza)
Rash
Conjunctivitis

B) Rubella

Slight fever (rarely exceed 38°Celsius)
Swelling of lymph glands
Runny nose (coryza)
Rash (starts from the face and then spread to the limbs)
Joint pain

3. Route of Transmission

Both spread through respiration and highly contagious.

4. Prevention

According to 'Program Imunisasi Malaysia' the first dose of vaccine against Measles and Rubella, known as MMR vaccine were administered to children aged 12 months. MMR is a vaccine made of inactivated strands of Measles, Mumps and Rubella viruses.

The second dose were given at the age of 4-7. The second dose is not a booster; it is a dose to produce immunity in the small number of persons (2-5%) who fail to develop measles immunity after the first dose.

The third dose were given at the age of 15. This dose were only given to girls because during that age, most of them have reached their puberty. What is the significant of that? Rubella is a mild disease. But, it can become dangerous and lethal if transmitted to the baby during pregnancy. The disease is called congenital rubella syndrome.

The syndrome (CRS) follows intrauterine infection by Rubella virus and comprises cardiac, cerebral, ophthalmic and auditory defects. It may also cause prematurity, low birth weight, and neonatal thrombocytopenia, anaemia and hepatitis.

That is the main idea of these diseases. Now, as a prophylactic measure, all students here in Moscow are advised to take vaccination. Well.... as for me, I don't think that it is a need to do so since we already got our vaccinations in Malaysia. (I don't know exactly whether I have already been vaccinated or not, but I just simply don't want to go mainly because of the needle!!)

So, guys.. if you got some of the symptoms mentioned, please refer to the doctors and get yourself treated. Don't go around and sneeze in front of people! huhu!

Well, that's all for now. Thanks for reading. Till the next post then. Chiaoz~

Ohh~ It came in WHITE!

2009-03-01T13:40:00.000-08:00

YO Chingus~!!

OMG... Isn't she a beauty? I can't resist myself to get my hands on her so I just bring her home without even thinking twice. I know, 16 GB is just way too much for me. I mean, I only used 3-4 GB on my previous iPhone 3G. But, seriously this sweetheart worth every single penny!

The main reason other than its colour, I bought it because it came unlocked, so I don't have to stress myself when the new firmware came out. It's just like Abs always told me when I asked him "Yo hommes, would you like to tap that busty ass?" and he'll reply "You know what, I'll tap that the minute she walks in front of me and if she doesn't, I'll tap anyone here including your ass, just to satisfy myself" See! he never think twice! no more waiting for a few days to update the firmware, no more risk getting the phone bricked. just go on with the flow~ I respect you hommes! you are the source of inspiration n shit. (sorry dude, I just need to type this eventhough it is not really relevant) hehehe

Well, as the previous phone, I've sold it to Fiey with a VERY reasonable price. hehehe! She needed a PDA anyway and also is very familiar with Apple interface so it's better getting an iPhone rather than other PDAs. Plus, Apple has provided tons of cool apps including medical ones so let's make use of that!

That's all for now. I'm lacking time writing this blog because right now I need to spare most of my time playing with her! huhuhuhu~ See ya!

Khir is NOT Kay

2009-02-26T03:49:00.000-08:00

Looking from the window above
It's like a story of love
Can you hear me?
Came back only yesterday
Who went further away
Want you near me

All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you

Sometimes when I think of her name
When it's only a game
And I need you
Listen to the words that you say
It's getting harder to stay
When I need you

All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you

This is gonna take a long time
And I wonder what's mine
Can't take no more

Wonder if you'll understand
It's just the touch of your hand
Behind a closed door

All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew
Only you

Well, I am in a emo state right now coz I am pissed about the new requirement for all Malaysian students in Moscow. Looks like we are suppose to do our practical attachments in Moscow during summer for 6 bloody weeks! Some idiots in the MMC thot that it is cool and shit but I am not going to waste my precious 6 weeks in Moscow kissing russian's ass.

"But...we'll learn about how to do palpation, auscultation and all other crap properly if we stay back and do practicals here.. we'll learn more!!" ahh.. that is bullcrap! do i look like i care about that?

"But.. why did you come here at the first place? why choose Russia if you already knew that it is a shitty place?" Well R-tard, these are my reasons.. listen.. first, I want to get a medical degree and become a Neurosurgeon. Second, the cost is super cheap compared to other places. (during my time). Third, I might be able to get a scholarship if I study well. Owhhh..nooo~ did I mention that I want to learn something in Moscow?? Noooooooooo I DID NOT! So, why bother staying back in Moscow to do practicals? Heck, I learn Russian Language in Russian Language!! How's that suppose to help me learn their shit?

"But.. we all learn English in English so that we could have better understanding and thus, will help us master it faster". Again, R-tard, did you know that English is the International Language? You have to learn it no matter what or you will end up being an dumbass.

Owhh yea.. I dont know shit about medical stuff in russian, and i don't bloody care. I have Wikipedia in my pocket and I am going to graduate with it. One more thing, owhh.. you'll see me doing summer practicals here in Moscow. Yes, you are right, I am going to stay here doing my practicals.

"Eh, I thought you detest Russian education??" Yes I do. But I can't tolerate with some people who will make my life miserable for the next 4 months. Ok-ok, I agree to stay. Just shut the hell up! I'm not going to stay because I want to, but I don't want to end up lying on the hospital bed because of metal illness.

One more thing why I am pissed right now. What the hell is wrong with people who likes to spoil my mood? For 15 minutes they are like.. "heheheheheh..lalalala~!!" and after that.. "akjidfhbdfqehriher;ajewrabrair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" can't you wait for at least 24 hours to change the mood?? damn..i'll get Alzheimer 10x faster! and my limbic system will undergo rapid degeneration. Goddamn. Is Mood Spoiler Monster exists?? yeaaaaaaaaaaa of course!! Curses..

Owhh well.. no point blabbering here. Back to my main post. Khir is NOT Kay. Why is that? Have you ever been compared with someone else in your life?

"Hey dude.. Ur face is just like my late brother." wth? Dude, your bro is dead because some nutcase blew his brain out. Do you mean that I got no brain?? (haha! spontaneous joke, love it!)

Well, the main point here, I don't like to be compared with others. I am me, standing on my own, and no one else is the same like me.

Khir is a guy who loves to be in love, hate cold water, hate durian, cannot stand mosquitoes, have to bathe at least once a day, need to brush his teeth often, cannot stand the jungle because of lecak and insects, kepala batu, keras kepala, and really manja.

Kay is some other dude that has a name that is easy to be said and that is why it is better for people to call Khir that way.

Same goes to Rezza and Rezz. They are both 2 different people. Rezz is a loving guy who cares so much about others and pemanja juga. huhu! He got a sweet voice with sweet words standing in between. When people call him Rezz, it means that they are really special to him and he will love them with all his heart.

Rezza on the other hand is a lonely boy. Nothing much could be told about this guy because of the mysteries surrounding his life. But he is easy to be approached and sometimes could be very sweet also. however in the end, he will stay sitting on the corner alone.

Sometimes, it is alright to compare between 2 people. But when you talk with someone special or someone that you love or you know that he/she is in love with you, try to avoid comparing him/her with others coz you might hurt his/her feelings. he might think that the person that you compared him to is better and he might feel very inferior. In a relationship, it is advisable to care about each other's feelings and you have to be understanding because you'll never know that you might hurt your partner's feelings. Well, the word Sorry could be a good start! ;)

That's all for now. Just a reminder, this is a blog and as a writer of my own blog, I could write whatever I want and however I want. Thanks for reading and I feel much much better now!! hmmm.. going to waste 6 weeks is not a great thing to look forward to but yea.. it is a compulsory thing and in order to graduate and become a doctor, 6 weeks wasting is not really a bother and with the fact that I got my friends here with me, I'm sure that I'll get through it with a smile on my face! ;D

Thank's for reading~!! Till the next post. Chiaoz~

Screwed Up Life of Mine

2009-02-23T13:31:00.000-08:00

RULES:

1. List facts for 10 different people.
2. Don't reveal who they are.
3. You can comment but don't answer to guesses.
The idea is that no one knows who the facts are indicated to.
4. Tag three (3) people.

1. Without you, my life won't be as great as today. You made me a great man and if there's something that I could repay you, that would be the greatest achievement in my life. I love you~

2. You left me with a big WHY. You shouldn't have came and search for me that day only to leave a scar in my heart. I just wish that life would be easier and we both could be happy together. But nooooOooO~ I've screwed that up and seriously that is the biggest mistake I ever made. Sorry..

3. You came unexpectedly. I never thought that our story could last that long but fate has its own script for us and let's just follow the flow~ Weeeeee~!!

4. You always make me believe that bitch exists and because of that, you deserve one of Yo Mama jokes! Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!! One more! couldn't stop myself!! Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!! One more time~ for God sake, please someone stop meeeee!! Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!! Take that bitch! U deserve it!

6. First time we met, i've fallen for you. It was just like people call it Cinta Monyet. hehe! But as the term, we knew that we won't last long. Thank you for the sweet memories tho.. :D

7. You are like someone closest to me. I know we had our times together but things were so complicated to move on. It is better that way and I am really grateful that you came into my life, without you, my life would be colourless.

8.You are the greated gift God has created and I am thankful for being able to hold you in my arms. Even though I realised that one day I must let you go, I'll promise you that you will always be inside my heart and my thoughts. Thank you!

9. You are fat and ugly. The terms Fugly existed because of you! Stop messing around with my life you sick bastard! Here, take this!! Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras! Right in your face fatso!

10. You are the coolest dude I ever met! It's like watching myself in action. We share our joy and sadness, tears and laughter together. Yea, I remember the time we cried and you hold my shoulder to comfort me. You are like my guardian angel and your wisdom and guidance will always make me realise how important life is.

Fuhh.. 2 damn hours! It's all because of you Mags!! huhuhu! Permintaan Chingu No.1 kena tunaikan or he will be sulking for the rest of the day. hahahahaha! Well, everyone is tagged! Have fun guessing and kalau sape2 terasa tu, bagus la kan? huhu!

Chiaoz~

From Victoria With Love

2009-02-22T12:19:00.000-08:00

YO! Chingus!

Check out this cool stuff my mom posted for me! LIMITED EDITION PREMIER SCHOOL STAMPS! Only 4 schools are selected based on their achivements in academics and corriculum fields and also have contributed significantly to the growth of Malaysia. The schools are SMK St. Thomas, SMK Convent Bukit Nanas, SM All Saints and of course, Victoria Institution or else I wont be bothered to post this. hehehe!

Short facts about VI :

SMK Victoria, better known as Victoria Institution was officiated on 14th August 1893 by Mrs. Hood Treacher, wife of the then Resident of Selangor. SMK Victoria is today a five-star smart school and its 115 years of excellence has resulted in the school being selected as a cluster school in 2007.

Recently, the school was awarded a Heritage Status on Feb,14th and will be known as Victoria Institution from now on. (previously known as SMK Victoria)

Kat envelope pun ada stamp VI. Huhu, giler semangat~ 50 posen satu.

Tu dia stamp.. Skali dengan bookmark, dapat masa VI Old Boys Association Dinner.

The stamps were released on December for 50000 copies. I guess no more already right now. Im not really into stamp collection but since it is about VI, I'd get my hands on it even though I am thousand miles away! Thanks Mama for sending it!

Well, that's all for now. Can't wait for Monday!! Holiday, play futsal and $$$$$ (hopefully..huhu) Cya Chingus!!

Victoria Institution..Now & Forever

2009-02-15T12:08:00.000-08:00

KUALA LUMPUR: Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Victoria, which now has national heritage status, reverts to its old name of Victoria Institution (VI) from Saturday (14 February 2009) as it is world renowned.

"The world already knows its name as Victoria Institution so it is my pleasure to announce that its name, beginning today, will remain as Victoria Institution," said Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Shafie Apdal.

Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Datuk Seri Shafie Apdal (left) with Federal Territories Minister Datuk Seri Zulhasnan Rafique are looking at the national heritage declaration scroll at Victoria Institution, Kuala Lumpur.

Speaking at a cermony Saturday to declare the school's national heritage status, Shafie said the school was chosen as it met the criteria of the National Heritage Act 2005.

Shafie, who is an alumnus of the school, said VI played a role in the country's history when it was used as the administrative headquarters by the invading Japanese army during the Second World War.

The school, he said, was also the first English secondary school in the country, was prestigious and had produced important personalities from Sultans, leaders, ministers, corporate figures, politicians to sports luminaries and professionals.

He said the school was the first in Southeast Asia to have cadet corps and a school band.

Shafie called for the school's heritage to be conserved as each characteristic "be it a wall, a window, balcony, roof, tower or its field has its own story."

Founded by Sultan Abdul Samad, William Hood Treacher, Loke Yew, Thamboosamy Pillai and Yap Kwan Seng on Aug 14, 1893, Victoria Institution has steadfastly maintained a record of academic excellence and produced many leaders and luminaries.

Those who passed through its hallowed halls include Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah of Brunei, Cabinet ministers then and now like Tan Sri Rafidah Aziz, Datuk Seri Zulhasnan Rafique, Datuk Seri Dr. Ng Yen Yen and former judge Datuk Mahadev Shankar.

Other former students include corporate giants like Tan Sri Shamsuddin Abdul Kadir, T. Ananda Krishnan and Tan Sri Francis Yeoh while in the field of sports the school has produced luminaries such as Datuk Dr. M. Jegathesan, the late Mokthar Dahari, Datuk Misbun Sidek, Foo Kok Keong, Datuk P.S. Nathan and Ishtiaq Mubarak.

Shafie said till today there were 172 items listed on the National Heritage List.

He said there were four sites in the country accorded 'World Heritage Site' status and several manuscripts were in the 'Memory Of The World' register.

"Such recognition surely adds value to our heritage and Malaysians should be proud that our heritage is shared with the world," Shafie said.

Meanwhile, VI ParentTeachers Association (PTA) chairman Raja Amir Shah Raja Abdul Aziz said now that the school had been bestowed national heritage status, with its illustrious name restored, a strategic plan needed to be formulated to chart the school's future direction.

"After the heritage do and getting back the VI name, all of us the PTA, old boys, the teachers and community should make VI the best in everything.

"We can have the Raffles Institution in Singapore as a benchmark," he said. - Bernama

Well.. it's a pity for not being able to witness this historical moment. But to be one of the Victorian, I am proud and honoured to see my school awarded the status. Congratulations VI!!

Once a Victorian, always a Victorian

One of the items from List Barang-Barang Keperluan Akew has been crossed out!!

Manchester United Home Jersey

Thanks Pija for the Valentine's present!! it has been 2 years in a row i got an MU jersey. hopefully next year i can get the latest MU jersey also! hehehe!

Expert Says.. Nipple Grabber Monster is REAL!!

2009-02-07T08:27:00.000-08:00

It's been the subject of campfire stories for decades. A camera-elusive, grooming-challenged, bipedal ape-man that roams the Dom 39, Volgina Street, Moscow. Some call it Mallu. Others know it as Nipple Grabber Monster.

Thousands of people claim to have seen the hairy hominoid, but the evidence of its existence is fuzzy. There are few clear photographs of the oversized beast. No bones have ever been found. Countless pranksters have admitted to faking footprints.

Yet a small but vociferous number of scientists remain undeterred. Risking ridicule from other academics, they propose that there's enough forensic evidence to warrant something that has never been done: a comprehensive, scientific study to determine if the legendary primate actually exists.

"Given the scientific evidence that I have examined, I'm convinced there's a creature out there that is yet to be identified," said Mageshwaran Elangkeeran (Photo), a professor of anatomy and anthropology at Russian State Medical University in Moscow.

Thousands of Sightings

Mallu stories go back centuries. Tales of mythical giant apes lurk in the oral traditions of most M2 tribes, as well as in Room 8-12 and students of the group 49. The Himalaya has its Abominable Snowman, or the Yeti. In Moscow, Nipple Grabber Monster is known as Anu's Man.

Nipple Grabber Monster advocates hypothesize that the primate is the offspring of an ape from Asia that wandered to Moscow during the Ice Age.

An adult male is said to be at least 6 feet (1.8 meters) tall, weigh 220 pounds (100 kilograms), and have feet twice the size of a human's. The creatures are described as shy and nocturnal, and their diets consist mostly of frozen foods and maggi.

ChinguKAY had been searching for Mallu for years. In the toilet of room 8-12, he claims he finally came eye to eye with the elusive primate.

"It was 2 o'clock in the morning and the moon was a quarter full," recalled ChinguKAY. "Suddenly, there he was, an six-foot-tall creature, standing 15 feet away, growling at me. He wanted to let me know I was in the wrong place and as always, wanted to grab my nipples!"

Unfortunately, no one has been able to snap a clear picture of the beast.

Perhaps the most compelling photographic evidence of Mallu is a controversial photo shot by Kay Rezza in 2008, which appears to show the back side of Mallu with Manchester United's towel running along the corridor of room 8-12.

"It certainly wasn't human"

Now, Nipple Grabber Monster advocates are increasingly turning to forensic evidence to prove the existence of the giant creature.

Investigator Karthik Krishnan of the de_dust Counter Terrorist Department , who specializes in finger- and footprints, has analyzed the more than 150 casts of Mallu prints that Mageshwaran, the Moscow State professor, keeps in a laboratory.

Vigneshwaran says one footprint found in 2007 in MEGA Teply Stan in Moscow has convinced him that Nipple Grabber Monster is real.

"The ridge flow pattern and the texture was completely different from anything I've ever seen," he said. "It certainly wasn't human, and of no known primate that I've examined. The print ridges flowed lengthwise along the foot, unlike human prints, which flow across. The texture of the ridges was about twice the thickness of a human, which indicated that this animal has a real thick skin."

A few academics believe Vickneshwaran could be right.

The Skeptics

But the vast majority of scientists still believe Nipple Grabber Monster is little more than supermarket tabloid fodder. They wonder why no Mallu has ever been captured, dead or alive.

"The bottom line is, they don't have a body," said Kanchana, who writes for Skeptical Inquirer magazine and who has followed the Mallu debate for 20 years.

Mallu buffs note that it's rare to find a carcass of a grizzly bear in the wild. While that's true, grizzlies have not escaped photographic documentation.

Hair samples that have been recovered from alleged Mallu encounters have turned out to come from elk, bears or Vick's.

Many of the sightings and footprints, meanwhile, have proved to be hoaxes.

"It's the same kind of eyewitness reports we see for the Loch Ness Sea Monster, UFOs, ghosts, you name it," she said. "The monster thing is a universal product of the human mind. We hear such stories from around the world."

Conclusion
Either we want to believe it or not, monsters do exist and they may live among us. So, as a precaution, do take extra care of your nipples. You'll never know when your nipples will be grabbed by the Nipple Grabber Monster.

Bila Hati Berfikir

2009-02-07T08:05:00.000-08:00

Jam menunjukkan waktu 11.47pm dan matahari baru saja hendak terbenam di tebing barat,burung-burung terbang dan hilang mengiringi cahayanya.Siang berganti malam,kini giliran bulan pula menyinari alam bertemankan bintang-bintang yang memagari setiap penjuru dan setiap pelusuk angkasaraya..

Tanpa disedari,setiap gerak-gerinya diteliti,dikaji,dinilai dan dihayati.Begitu indah sehingga digambarkan dengan berjuta kiasan dan digubah menjadi mawar di mata setiap warga dunia.Kadangkala ia membuatkan kita terpaku dan tersenyum.Ada juga yang terpaku dan menangis melihat keindahan wajahnya..ada juga yang meluahkan kata-kata,menyampaikan salam dan khabar berita kerana ia boleh dilihat di mana-mana.kata orang,sejauh mata memandang..

Tidak seperti matahari yang marah bila dilihat,bulan dan bintang adalah seperti seorang sahabat - sentiasa tersenyum walaupun dilukai,malah, pendengar yang setia.kadang-kadang awan dan angin merasa amat cemburu dan meliputi setiap jejak bulan dan bintang.tapi tak usah risau,bulan dan bintang bijak menggunakan kata-kata.jika disuluh dengan hati yang sabar dan terbuka,maka bersinarlah lagi mereka.

Tatkala matahari menyinari hari,menghangatkan suasana dengan bahang serta cahayanya,awan dan angin mampu menyejukkannya dengan liputan putih dan angin sepoi-sepoi bahasa diiringi bersama nyanyian burung-burung mengiringi tarian pokok-pokok yang dibuai angin.jadi,janganlah awan dan angin disalahkan kerana berasa cemburu.seperti kita,mereka juga mempunyai hati dan perasaan.

Hidup tidak sentiasa gelap,mendung lama kelamaan akan menjadi cerah jua.maka adalah tugas sang mentari untuk melunaskan segalanya.tanpanya,hidup kita muram,tiada lagi siulan gembira kanak-kanak,lambaian mesra yang penuh warna-warni daripada mawar,keembung,jasmin dan camelia,tumbuh-tumbuhan hijau yang menyejukkan suasana tatkala panas,dan tiada lagi jambatan berwarna yang muncul selepas hujan membasahi bumi..

Oleh itu,setiap kejadian di dunia ini saling berkaitan dengan matahari,awan,angin serta bulan dan bintang.walaupun kadang-kadang mereka berkelahi,malah berberebut untuk menceriakan kita, mereka merupakan sahabat yang sejati yang saling bergantung antara satu sama lain,pencorak dunia yang diibaratkan seperti sehelai kain putih yang di dalamnya pelbagai hidupan yang memuja kekuasaan maha pencipta.

Selagi matahari melemparkan bahangnya dan cahayanya,selagi awan melitupi ruang angkasa,selagi angin bertiup kencang dan selagi bulan dipagar bintang,dunia diibaratkan seperti syurga yang tidak kekal.tidak kekal kerana seperti juga sahabat,mereka mampu meninggalkan luka yang amat tajam dan memberi kesan yang amat mendalam kerana sahabat adalah sebahagian daripada hati kita..seperti hati yang mampu tumbuh semula,begitu juga sahabat,boleh diganti.namun luka itu tidak boleh disembuhkan dan akan kekal sehingga akhir hayat..

South Park Medical Files

2009-01-31T06:58:00.000-08:00

YO! Chingus!

Have you watched South Park before? It's an animated television comedy series famous for its stupid jokes (well i wouldnt call it stupid but, famous for its cool jokes! :D), parody and controversies. The main characters of the series revolves around 4 boys :

Eric Cartman - the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his weight. He is in denial of his obesity and often reassuring people by exclaiming "I am not fat, I'm big boned!!"

Kyle Broflovski - Kyle is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is Jewish, especially by Cartman. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary" friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Stan Marsh - Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has asthma, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger; he experienced significant trauma after she dumped him.

Kenny McCormick - Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to guess at what he has said.

As an animated series, i believe that most of the kids want to watch it including YOU. but sadly most parents wont agree with you because they believe that this show could make you behave like a crap and will somehow turn you into a jackass. Well, after watching 7 seasons of South Park and countless hours spent in front my comp, it makes me ponder over the important lesson taken from each episode, and as the boys usually would say in the series : "You know what? I've learnt something today.."

That's why I'm writing this post to show how you guys could convince your parents about how important South Park is and how you could learn something from it. For this part of the post, I would like to share about what you will learn while watching South Park in MEDICAL point of view.

1. Pinkeye

Etiology

The Mir space station crashes into Kenny, killing him only 25 seconds into the show. He is taken to the morgue where he is drained and filled with embalming fluid, however, the coroner's bottle of Worcestershire sauce falls into the embalming fluid and turns Kenny into a zombie. He breaks out of the morgue, biting the two coroners on his way out.

Symptoms

At the local doctor’s office, the morgue workers have their vitals taken: Their temperatures are only 55°F (13°C), they have no pulse, no heartbeat, and their eyes are puffy and sticky. The doctor diagnoses this as pinkeye. The two morgue workers are acting normally, responding to the doctor's diagnosis, until they say they have an urge to eat brains.

Treatment

Kill the main host - Kenny

2. Conjoined Twin Myslexia a.k.a Fetus in fetu

Etiology

A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.

Fetus in fetu (or fœtus in fœtu) is a developmental abnormality: a mass of tissue inside the body that more or less resembles a fetus. There are two theories of origin concerning fetus in fetu. One theory is that the mass begins as a normal fetus but becomes enveloped inside its twin. The other theory is that the mass is a highly developed teratoma. Fetus in fetu is estimated to occur in 1 in 500,000 live births.

Symptoms

The patients usually angrily declares that he/she does not want any extra attention or special treatment, and that by doing so they make him/her feel singled out and only wants to be harassed and ridiculed just like everybody else in the town and storms away.

Treatment

Give a Lifetime Achievement Award

3. Chinkenpox

Etiology

Highly contagious illness caused by primary infection with varicella zoster virus (VZV). It generally begins with a vesicular skin rash appearing in two or three waves, mainly on the body and head rather than the hands and becoming itchy raw pockmarks, small open sores which heal mostly without scarring.

Usually it is better to have it while you are still young so parents tend to expose their child to chickenpox.

Symptoms

Exposed children usually tend to take a revenge on their parents for wanting them to get chickenpox.

Treatment

Calymine lotion, go see Old Frida, a local prostitute who has a herpes infection in her mouth, who they pay to go to their homes and lick, touch and otherwise mess with their parents' stuff to give them all herpes.

4. Spontaneous Combustions

Etiology

Occur when Kyle's dad is having a problem to get an erection. Also, it will happen when you hold yourself from farting for a very long time.

Symptoms

Having a mind set that methane gas from the fart may cause global warming.

Treatment

It is recommended to fart every few seconds. Have Cartman to be crucified in order for him to be ressurrected and give Kyle's dad an erection.

5. Interorectogestion

Etiology

When parents refuse to tell their children why someone would shove something in the ass

Symptoms

Change the bet money that you won into single dollar bills

Mechanism of Action

Treatment

Let Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.

So, what are you waiting for? Show this post to your parents and you are good to go! :D~ Btw, just a little reminder for you guys from South Park Elementary's Counselor.. smoking and drugs are bad..mmmkayy?? See you on the next post! Chiaoz~

P/S : Pictures and videos are courtesy of www.southparkstudios.com - Watch Full Episodes of South Park Online!!

New Addiction

2009-01-25T06:27:00.000-08:00

YO! CHINGUS~

Finally the torture has ended!! Just cleared my operative surgery exam few days back and I was sooOo tired to write a blog. Just had a terrible headache maybe due to lack of sleep or improper sleeping regime. Playing poker until 930am is not a good thing, but yeah, i had fun betting my ass off.. huhuhuuuu~

Now i am having my winter break and this time i am having it fully and properly because before this i have to prepare for the exams and other stuff. What else to do during this holiday? Most of my friends spend their holidays out of moscow. Layla and Abs went to Egypt, Alyn is going to UK this evening, some went on an European tour. But being stuck here in Moscow isn't that bad because I still have friends here to hang around with. I can play poker next door, go shopping and eating out with Fiey and Mags and right now i have a new addiction - Singstar~!!

Mags tengah rapping. huhuhu~ bring it on!!

It is a really cool game like Guitar Hero but it is better and harder. As you sing, it will detect your pitch and compare it to the exact pitch as the original singer. Well... yeah, I can sing Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, J Lo and Pussycat Dolls' songs~!! hahahahah! I usually battle with Fiey and sometimes Mags and Vicks join along. I never expect Fiey could sing very well~!!! Coz she always like hiding behind the wall when ppl asked her to sing. LOL~ But the truth is,she got talents and always beats me in Singstar~!!

Mags semangat~

Just look at her, cool jer~

2 more items have been crossed out from the list of Barang-barang keperluan Akew~

1. Logitech ClearChat PC Wireless

2. Hugo Boss Energise

Actually i have another item but it cant be crossed yet. :P~

Well, that's all for now CHINGUS~gotta cook briyani chicken after this. Yummm~ Cya!!

P/S : Sorry if sometimes I couldnt answer your nudges in IM.. you know why!! La-la-la-la~

Let's sing till you drop~!!

Acoustic Life of Mine A.K.A Hidup Akustika

My Chronicles of 2010

The 10 minutes Ultimatum

Jailbreaking is...

...and worth trying because...

...and is easy to install on any iOS device

Tomorrow

Choices

AdaMaya

7 Tentpoles of iPhone OS 4.0

1. Multitasking

2. Folders

3. Mail

4. iBooks on iPhone

5. Enterprise features

6. Game Center

7. iAd

RECAP

Hello, iPad!!

HardwareIndustrial design

Internals

Display

Other hardware

Software

Operating system / User interface

The Last Samba

Jalan-Jalan Cari Pasal : London Day 2

3G in Moscow…already??

The UNPRECEDENTED FC Colo-colo

MIC Tamil New Year Cup. A happy ending?

Jalan-Jalan Cari Pasal : London

iPhone Guide for uNewbs

Taiko's Guide to Russian Language

Angel

You THINK you can OWN an iPhone?

1000 Bintang

Introducing, the new Sony Slim-line

iPhone OS 3.1 update: TAT Augmented ID

Mimpi Indah Hanyalah Seketika

iPhone Master Tips #1 : How to make ur own ringtones via iTunes

Things You'll Need:

Selamat Tinggal Moscow.. untuk seketika tapi bukan selamanya

iPhone OS 3.0 - Detailed

Introducing the 'new' iPhone.

Chronicles of David, the screwed up Boy

Tales of Mere Existence : What Would Penis Do?

The Day the Devils Stood Still : The Chronicles

The Bro Code : For Dummies Part 1

Crap Eating People

5th Beta already?? June is getting nearer..yeah

Aku Ingin Riben Itu~!!!!!

People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions

1. The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day

2. The Man Who Can't Get Fat

3. The Man Who Doesn't Feel Cold

4. The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep: stayed awake 24 hours a day for years

5. The Girl Who is Allergic to Water

6. The Woman Who Can’t Forget

7. The Girl Who Eats Only Tic Tacs

8. The Musician Who Can't Stop Hiccupping

9. The Girl That Collapses Every Time She Laughs

10. The Woman Who is Allergic to Modern Technology

I WANTTTTTTTTTTT~!!!

Feeling Bored is A GOOD Thing

Eric Cartman FTW!

Things You’ll Need:

Finally.. Copy & Paste!

Rubeola or Rubella??

Ohh~ It came in WHITE!

Khir is NOT Kay

Screwed Up Life of Mine

From Victoria With Love

Victoria Institution..Now & Forever

Expert Says.. Nipple Grabber Monster is REAL!!

Bila Hati Berfikir

South Park Medical Files

New Addiction

Hardware
Industrial design